he went into the house to washup after
handling a threefoot king snake that had the misfortune of aimlesslyslithering out
into the sun from under brush plants surrounding the swimming pool
he on the other hand wouldnt have molested them him she
he was getting
good at pronouns
simple matter of
respect
My name is
hed ask Whas your name
theyd say
he didnt budge off wha they called themselves
unlike him washingup in the house
he had to provide nicknames shortcuts
a namer perhaps
what humans did best
he took another beer from the red Igloo cooler
under the picnic table
Modelo Especial
he preferred Negra
beggars cant be choosers
There, that’s better, I can’t smell the
musk. You?
No
Should have left them be
shrugged I didn’t hurt it.
Likely frightened them Impeded them
Them?
Snakes not an it
You an it
Methinks not
Seattle did you no favors.
Favors
Yes
However you ignoreem
Might suppose Im back in white mans world
Seattle did you no favors.
he disliked using it Whaever
Right.
Whatever.
So why doncha conclude your opinion on
alien abduction the snake interrupted us
he
thought he was being awfully blatant
I think those who contend they were . .
. are . troubled . . confused.
Why
Aliens? Creatures from outer space.
Come on, man. You buy into that
load of crap?
Some instances have been very compelling
Compelling?
Really?
Sure As sure as Im sitting here
I got me prima fascie evidence
As a matter
of fact You do too
Always man, always coming at me out of
left field out of the blue.
No
Not really
Awright. I’ll bite.
What
evidence?
Yakiddin me
Kidding you?
You wanna open your
trap and just say? Put me out of my
fuckin misery.
You wanna think
Alien
Alien.
What are you twistingcontorting on
about?
Youre the alien
Me?
You
Fuck man. Get it off your chest.
Simple
To the king snake you were an alienthey they have no experienceidea of you unlike you of they
Therefore
You snatchin it off the grounduntethering
them from their reality An abduction
You’re so full of shi . .
.
. Something enormous alien grabbed you up took you from your grounding realm
Tha woudnt be an abduction
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