10.9.18



technology  fucking technology

                              it waylaid himhe forgot his sister said she left a message on his machine he saw that he had 4  usually antagonizing robot telemarketers hawking bullshit were smart? enough to recognise when a machine answered their call and theyd disconnect  only to call againseveral times throughout the remainder of the day asif hed answer when a machine called Awfuck you  he had no respect for businesses or politicians who recorded robocalls

if he had his druthers hed set Tetsuo loose on emhave him fuck em in the ass with his enormous grinding drillbit cock
an thenonly then  would he listen to their screaming robosexcall    thatd be something

sometimes all one can do is hope



he tapped the PLAY button on the machine the wenchs wavering voice began to be fair it was probably 15 years old
voices didnt sound human syllables didnt align youHAVE foOR mesSAges  I gotta message for you right here he gripped and tugged his package through his cords  FIRerst MESsage  Hi Billy, this is Elaine. Im running late. Hold tight please. Ten minutes tops. 


Who the fuck was Billy and Elaine

theyd never be made into a song 

enthusiastically he killed the messagepunching the button with his middle finger

Joe.    Alright.  Joe. This is Andrew at McCarthys. The pool was shutdown this morning for repairs. You had a two oclock lane two. I hope you get this message before you come to the gym.

he didnt


Hi, Joe. I’m sorry I missed your call yesterday morhe stopped it  saved it

Awbaby my poor baby the words rode on his breath rather than him saying them  


the ensuing calls came to his cell from his brotherinlaw  things had veered all to hellhad become precipitous  they wanted to give her time to pull upcome out of this nosedive  she had before  
she had before

three calls in just over 24 hours 

the fourth call went to voicemail  he was driving  he got to the side of the highway and listened to it  Joe his brotherinlaws voice broke its a single syllable Youah betterah come soonasyouah can  Love ya 

his brotherinlaw could have won the audition 15 years ago to be the voice on his message machine



fucked by technology
                       and uglier thingsjust warming up would be coming down the pike  

occurred to me Saturday evening
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