11.1.22

 

Hold on hold on yare not complaining are ya
                                                he had sat down across from him in a huff sat down heavier than he thought he should have so dramatic
                              One this shit isnt magic Two you said you don wanna work that hard

You’re gonna beat me with that again?
                                              he wiped his face with his hand widowspeak to chin

Lets not get crazy yare being ridiculous  Whas with the exaggeration

You keep hanging that around my nec . .
. . It  it came out of your mouth
                                  I didnt say though I do repeat it   Youve made my point

So I should quit bitching?

Your words not mine

                            YES  Quit bitchin


I thought it was going to be easier than this.
                                              it  IT   was getting laid again 
It can be easy

What do you mean?

Off the top of my head Mustang Ranch Betcha can Google Nevada houses of ill repute an find a dozen or better brothels You were just in Tahoe
                            Should have stretch your  legs
I’m not paying for it.


Actually  You are
                    Dinners drinks movies  Yare picking up the tab

That’s dating.

Anyer dating  why


Companionship an an off chance youll get laid Are you really tryinright now to fool yourselfyaint foolin me
                                                                                                                 it appeared he was thinking of rolling his eyes at how absurd his assertion was
                                                                       Save tha for an idiot

Reading my mind?

Nope Wouldnt want to tread your no mans land
                                   

So there is a solution to your I don wanna work that hard problem
                                                                      he bored a hole in him with his eyes
                                                                                                                    Then too theres the exigency of hard

Brother . .
. . Brothel . .
. . You’re really pushing my buttons now.

I always push your buttons keeps ya movin


You do.

 Yes
          This is wharya thank me

Thank you?
Yare welcome

Babe if Nevada is a no go you may be waiting a long long time to find a woman with frisson in her fanny for you

approaching 1600hrs,  ReggaeFriday,  7  1. 22
1324,  Twosday,  11  1. 22

 

they were high

How high? someone could ask

so high they shared diarrhea stories
                                     their sojourn began when he admitted that before he went to bed last night he said out loud Im going to have diarrhea during the night
Max howled
                    when he was able to contain himself he said You said OUT LOUD to yourself that you were going to have diarrhea?

Yup

Going, going to have diarrhea?

    Yes

          I felt something shift in my guts an said as much so I informed my brainmy body to be on high alert to wake me so I would wake up alone

Wake up alone, what the hell are you talking about?

Jesus man so I didnt shit the bed

OH, oh, oh.
             What made you think you’d have a problem during the nigh . .
. . Night wha nightno night I woke at One-o-eightwas on the pot so long my legs almost feel asleep slept briefly an was up again at Three-o-eight another lengthy Park it buddy

You looked at the clock?

I did  I looked because I was fascinated how quickly I was right I don often wake during the night
                                                                                                            Unlike you
Had to go there?

Me Ya take me there almost every time we meet for coffee
                                                                Did I say almost every time
Don’t rub it in.

Callin me a liar

Not every time.

I think every timeI don mind  Youve had your challenges I havent he rapped the porch railing their beers were sitting on

I have, but back to you going to; why were you going to?

A frozen pizza pepperoni pizza As I was eating it I recalled the last time I shit  Suppose Ive provided cruel confirmation huh

Yeah.  I still can’t get over going to.

I was Idve bet money on it  A sure thing

Surefire?

Fortunately not fire I really dislike those shits

Really dislike . . you can say hate.

Ya know I wont Hate Evil Not part of my lingo

You’re something else, man.
                               So you’re not eating frozen pizzas?

That brands pepperoni I prefer anchoviesJESUS  I cant remember the last time I had a professionally prepared pizza  You

A, excuse me, professionally prepared pizza? That phonaesthetics?

No Cute cunt is its an alliteration like Some Smug Slug

Ahyes, you’re right. Some smu . .
. . Not mine  Thats a childrens book

I like it. Some  smug   slug.

Dig your enunciation


Thank you.
                Some  smug   slug.      Man . . I’m really high.
       
308 better than 1508,  ReggaeFriday,  7  1. 22
1119,  Twosday,  11  1. 22

 

they didnt talk frequentlyhadnt since they shared a bed a bedroom as boys in their parents home

his brother enlisted in the Marinesbeat him out of the house

he followed inside a year and aside from brief visits he did not live in his parents home again

his brother returned home four years later


since their mother died they talked more than they had in the previous thirty years

he had kids his brother had kids
                                    pretty simple math children absorbed ones time if one did it right
but they were talking now

talked when he called

that hadnt changed

he always had to make the overture

unfortunately he had the time

his children moved away as he expected them too he raised them his wife died he lived alone

when they spoke he made the caveat that they would speak honestly and unsparingly (that was code for him crying)

his brother was his best friend growing up

they befriended two others who also became best friends
                                                                   one had died

his mother-in-law told him if he could count best friends on one hand he was blessed


a year into their renewed telephone conversations his brother would tease him Are we going to be unsparing?

hed laugh
              Lets see how it goes no telling

No, I suppose not; no telling.

Not at all
0108,  ReggaeFriday,  7  1. 22
1550,  Monday,  10  1. 22