felon

 

             if after Tuesdays Democratic drubbing blue tsunami he ideatedasked  What’s that?

drubbing?  tsunami?  ideated?  wanted to hang himself 

    hed find his tie is too long

2141,  Wednesday,  5  11. 25

Sheeshus   

                Think Im habitchuated

Habituated.

    No

            Habitchuated

Habituated.

 

    Listenplease  to my enunciation  Ha Bitch Uated

No. That’s not a word.

Is

How are you using it?it’s not a word.

It is

          Im habitchuated  Whenever I walk to the market mileanahaftwo from my place and I arrive I usually saunter over to the Mens Room to take a pee  wha little there is

Habitchually

As habitchualised  I also spit in the urinal before peeing

                                                               Spitting maybe be necessary to the porcelain lesser god

Lesser god?

    Jaysus  Woudya think

I’ve no idea what you’re talking about?

Lesser

 

    That’s not tellin’ me nothing.

Praying to the porcelain God

Nothing.

Party to hardily vomiting in a toilet

                                         Myself  I prefer vomiting outdoors  Makes me feel asif Im benefiting Nature insects fertilisingfeeding the soil the planet

Smacks its lips as I walk away too busy guzzlingup nutrition to thank me refuses to talk with its mouth full

    Very fuckin polite

 

You’re out of your gourd.               

More often than not

 

stuffs his hands in the pockets of his 501 jeans  shrugs  Wha can I say man  Ive been habitchualised     

1240,  Wednesday,  5  11. 25

1637,  Wednesday

sitting on the pot looking down on the linoleum floor he had to organise the queer lines fractalish creases squiggles into something sensical

imagined

               imaginings

he recently learned this process had a name pareidolia one fishhook all the other letters on line  

he was constantly intrigued enticed  by words

                                                 theyre magical

Sim sim sala bim Abracadabra Open Sesame  Alakazam Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo Yabba Dabba Doo obviously brain-injured programmed by early television  cinema   never a fledgling magician

                                                                        then

suddenLO an BEHOLD

                         they presented

an unattractive older woman upturned nose eyepatch over her left eye and over her shoulder she oughta duck a bulletnosed surfboard creaming a wave hurtling towards the back of her head ridden by Dick Nixon on his belly  betrayed by his nose

                                           sheeshus what a beak

then as quick as they appeared they departiculateddissembleddissipateddissolved  and no matter how hard he tried to re-see themstaring in the exact same spot  they refused to re-present

    thoughtlaughed HERE an GONE

                                       Like time

 

0510,  Tuesday,  4  11. 25

1108,  Wednesday,  5  11. 25

Hadji  Jonny Quest  Sim sim sala bim  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nQTwF_yqNg

Dick Nixon’s nose  https://ethnic-rhinoplasty.com/what-is-nixon-nose-shape/

@realDonaldTrump

                         as Donald J. Trump likes to say  Donald Trump encourages all Americans, if they are real, true Americans, to read this post.

“Pass Voter Reform, Voter ID, No Mail-In Ballots. Save our Supreme Court from ‘Packing,’ No Two State addition, etc. TERMINATE THE FILIBUSTER!!!”

if he were in the room not that felon spoke to a room of commoners  POSTED

                                                                             hed have to take issue with “No Two State addition”

this from a man who famously wanted to make Canada and Greenland into the 51st and 52nd states

                                                                                                   SO

have to assume that thats off the table  

                                           ?

224preferred,  Wednesday,  5  11. 25

. . . shes plastic  a sunbleached saint  but in her heart shes all in

    Strange thing to be thinkin

Why are you listenin

Why ya thinkin tha

We were just outside

                      Fed the cats  While Robert finished the last of bigfoots wet food we wandered to the porch railing took in the yard the trees I planted

                                                    At the rock by the sage shes leaning against it

Shes not yours

She is not

Why didnt hallie take her when she left

She thought she was coming back

Shes been thinking seven years

Not of the saint  Shes not religious

Howd she escape tha given her mothers a God freak

I cant say Ive no idea

                        If she was religious we woudnt have dated let alone moved in together

 

You miss her

Every day

The saint a talisman

    Ya know   Ive never given it any thought

hallie placed it there

                       Housewarming gift from her aunt

We agreed to let it warm the out of doors

Despite shes plastic her expression is very    very  devout

Pious

A good mold

Id say

I did for us

I do for you

             Or you woudnt inhabit me

Likely leaning in there against a rock

    In your head

My Maw always said I had rocks in my head    

0743,  Wednesday,  5  11. 25

Elephant Man  I am not an animal. I am not an animal.  I am a human being.

he remembered it as  I am a man.

Elephant Mans head bagged

someone yanked it off

                       and as that odd black and white cinematic replay occurred in his head he thought of felons  his rabid enablers  their ICE agents

                                                heads bagged

I am an animal. I am not a man (or woman).

0844,   Wednesday,  5  11. 25

The Elephant Man  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn7bEVnFlds

Ever find yourself talking to yourself?

Of course

    Of course. Not even a momentary paus . .

. . Nah

       Talk to ourselves when were alone chuckled  aneven sometimes we talk to ourselves when were talkin with someone else By the expressions on their face  They aint listenin

 

    I get tha look from you a lot

A lot? I wouldn’t say a lot.

Thank you for not denyin it

I wouldn’t.

              

               Sometimes I can’t keep up with you and I get lost.

That’s when I give up, quit listening.

Ought to be rude like me

No.

     I couldn’t do that.

Ya coud

            Woudya feel better if I gave you permission

No. Even if you did I’m not like you.

I give you permission

No.

Well  All I can say is it saves time

                                     Times gold

I got a question

    What’s that?

When you talk to yourselflemme say this when I talk to myself I impersonate Peter Lorre Maltese Falcon  when Bogarts slapping him around

                                       Or do you just talk to yourself

You imitate Peter Lorre?

in a good impression of Lorre  This is the second time you’ve put your hands on me. his voice When youre slapped youll take it an like it. Lorres  I like it I like it.       

Sheeshus. That was good.

Lotsa practise

0743,  Wednesday,  5  11. 25

When your slapped, you’ll take it and like it.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_nOywVh_4I