Jesus
Sometimes competent
What are you bitching about, funnyguy?
Crazy how you read the newspaper and on occasion find it necessary to blurt out
words, words without context, and, I think, expect me to be able to read your mind know what you’re complaining about; because you’re complaining.
Irritated Irritated
Im more irritated than
complaining or bitchin
What’s bugging you?
Im incredulous Although I shouldnt be
Of everyone I know . . . you
. I would think you being incredulous odd. Must have really came in from
left field.
Came in from outside the park
Outside?
Incredulous
Awright. You’ve piqued my
interest. I’ll listenyou'll excuse me I don’t want to eat cold eggs.
he made her breakfast in the
morning
his obligation since he wearied her
to the bone last nightearly this morning
this morning realised that
incredulous and insatiable were tandem
No Please Eat your breakfast
Another slice of toast
No thank you. I think I’ve
enough.
he didnt tell her but he made her
a four egg scramble veggies cheeses he
wearied her pretty good last night
Ohmy, I’m so hungry this morning.
Bingo Confirmation
he smiled to himself More orange juice coffee
talking around food in her mouth
Mure coffee please. Are there
more country potatoes?
There are
May I have more of them?
You do such a good job. she chewed Always have refrigerated boiled potatoes . .
. . When Im going to
see you You bet your ass theres more
potatoes Would you like the scrap also .
.
.
. Peease.
If you weren’t.
Im not Im good
You had fruit and oatmeal didn’t
you?
Ya know me so well You were sleeping I didnt want to make a lot
of noise
And you went out for sweet rolls.
Right around the corner baby
Mistakenly I bought the paper
she smiledshoveled more scramble
into her mouth
You didn’t buy the
paper by mistake.
No My mistake was reading
it
she took a bite of a thickcut rasher
wiped baconfat from her lip with a knuckle and licked her knuckle
Awright. Tell me of your anguish.
Thought Id pop
Stop.
You’re small talk is every bit as
sweet as your pillow talk.
he grinned
Tell me more
Shaddup.
Competency.
Yah Competent
Would you hire
someone who was Wait for it he scraped the country potatoes from the castiron skillet onto her plate
Hire someone who was sometimes competent
Sometimes . competent? Thank
you.
Are you kidding me?
No
What are you talking about?
An prominent talkinghead an attorney
is quoted as referring to formers employees as
and I quote Sometimes
competent But always loyal
Seems a stupid trade-off to me
she set her coffee cup downlicked
her shiny greasy upper lip
Stupid. But what did you expect?
Yah
Hence Incredulous
she smiled ridiculously dimples deep leaned across the table gave him a deep breakfastykiss
leaned back
You’re my guy.
Damn Your breakfast is tasty
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