he thought it a classic insult
What are you talking about?
apparentlynot a Midwest thing
Wha I said
I didn’t followsay again.
Whas to follow Really
all began with
knuckleheadhard-of-hearingsevidently
Mohs remark
You spell that m-o-a-n-h-s was playing with him
No . no.
It’s spelled
m-o-h-s. doesnt know when hes being played
he
knew Wha of it
It’s a scale of hardness.
Lemme guess On a
scale of ten
Yes.
Whereya on tha scale
Where?
What?
before
his eyes glazedturned into mirrorshades Comonget in the
game Where yalie on Moanhs scale
How do you mean? It’s measure regards minerals.
Im almost a diamond
A diamond? perplexedbeing
played
Since aint nothing perfect Im nearly
a hard ten his eyes bug No idiot not ten inches if I had a ten inch cock I woudnt wear pants Id be like a chick who saved an saved for a boob
jobshow those puppies off
Oh.
Soo fuckin anticlimaxtic well get to tha
Since yave no opinion lets let you get to pen
an paper handed
him both I know yare itching to graph Beauty versus
Women obviously Beauty one through ten
on the x-axis
he took the pen and paper Quiet would ya . quit talking, I don’t
need you cajoling meI’m on it.
yes
Beauty on X one through ten unnumbered
Women on Y drew the classic Bell
Curve rounded apex at 5 according to Beauty
So taking into account standard deviation . .
. . Fifteen
Yes.
I don think we need standard deviation yave scaled
Beauty one through ten he
continued drawing as he talked Are
you listening to me
I concede.
inside the bell curve he wrote
sixtyeightpercent used five as the mean included
SD standard
deviationdespite his concession as a lock thirtyfourpercent of women fell short of a
five and thirtyfourpercent exceeded it he also took the bell line to nothingZERO at one and ten
pointing
at either end of the curve Thas ridiculous I
disagree Zero women at one and ten . .
.
. It’s got to end somewhere.
So whas a zeroone a zeroten
You said nothing’s perfect.
Ive an idea
Of course you do.
Dead women
his
head popped upback asif he got a whiff of ammonia or a longdead woman
Ah . . what?
Rather fuck a dead ten
or a dead one Im fuckin the dead ten
Jesus.
Im not fuckin dead Jesus all for you
the classic insult evidently
from the Midwest knuckleheadhard-of-hearing
was raised in California
I woudnt fuck her with your dick
combined 1436 &
1519, Day-between-Two-Ts, 20 7.
22
1218, Twosday,
13 12. 22
Mothers
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