Whenever we meet she says bonjour.

You reply in kind

I do.

Is this foreplay  or does she actually know French

She knows it. Her twin sister moved to France years ago and before she left they took classes togethervowed once she was there they’d communicate in French.

Thas fantastic

                 Are theywere they good with language

Yes. If I’m not mistaken, French, Spanish, German. I believe another language but off the top of my head I can’t recall.

Five languages man

                       I struggle with English Though I have an ear for music  I believe it understood universally  no matter the country

I’d agree.

Look at us off on a tear  in agreement

                                         Thas not frequent

No. It's not.

Yah

        So you said twin sister

Yes.

Fraternal do they call it fraternal even if theyre women   Or identical

Identical.

Can you tell them apart

No. Never could.

Ever date one

I couldn’t tell them apart. No I didn’t.

                                         Why?

Yakiddin me arya stupid

How am I stupid?

Just askin makes you even more stupid 

What are you getting at?

Don get your panties in a bind

                                     Theyre identical twins

I know they are.

   Awright Cant believe Im havin to explain this

                                                       Ya payin attention

Get on with it, we had such a nice start . .

. . Tha youve eroded

                          Listenin

I’m listening.

You an the bug up your ass

I’m listening.

   Awright cleared his throatrolled his eyes

                                               Fuckin one sister is good Fuckin sisters together even better

However fuckin identical sisters together  Priceless

Cant possibly get any better

OhChrist.

Hed agree with me

Sixteenhunredish,  day-between-2-Ts,  28  2. 24

1234,  Saturday,  2  3. 24

My insurance agent croaked.

Umm My condolences  I   think shrugging as he said

Yeahhmm, my sister said, she found him I only had hmm cursory involvement with himwouldn’t recognize him on the street to be frank.

Hiya

      Nice to meet you Frank

Stop. The man’s dead.

A man you woudnt recognise on the street

                                            Whywe talkinbout him

The cabin.

Tahoe You mentioned twelve feet of snow expected this weekend

Yes. The insurance agent’s wife, handling his affairs, found a note on his desk that the insurance on the cabin is expiring and we can’t insure it by continuation, need a new policy, wild fires, cabin has cedarshakes on its roof, it isn’t insurable once the policy lapses, have to replace the roof before it can be.

Whens tha

March Fifteenth.

Sounds like yahad a great insurance agent

                                              Good thing hes dead Yamight have killed him otherwise

   Can you believe it?

Insurance

           One of the best scams ever Until it catches up with em an then they throwup their hands say theyre not offering coverage Im thinking of flood insurance failed assurances in the Gulf  Florida

                                                                                             No insurance for you as Seinfelds Soup Nazi said

What?

You didnt watch Seinfeld while it aired

No.

You live under a rock

Is that a question?

Nah

        Your new agent replacing your dead one  Thinkin of remainin with the same companySEEIN its let ya down

That’s up to my sister, in her wheelhouse.

Youll excuse me

                  Her wheelhouse seems in disorderdisarray

What do you expect me to say, to do?

Id suggest ifya havent yet yaoughta vet an meetHA

                                                       Havent met or vet yet

What’s with the face?

Possibly another token Tolkien phonaesthetics

Jesus, you and that.

Tha it is

Here . . I’m struggling . and you’re gaming.

Your agent was he buried

Buried?

          I don’t kno . .

. . Yaevidently don know a lot

                                     Yaoughta find out

Why? raised his handsimplored the Heavens

If hes buried go shit on his grave

Christ.

Ifya can talk Him into it  Him too

1457,  day-between-2-Ts,  28  2. 24

1152,  Saturday,  2  3. 24

Seinfeld  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jSTiKHOFEI

while four Supremes blackrobed malarkeyists let former ease his breath   he learned that 1,216,301 Americans have died hed say murdered from Trumpvirus

those deaths are up from 1,213,841 on 5February

25 day earlier

                 2,460 dead

98 Americans died every day while the Ex lets not forget a convicted rapist fraudster and will be proven an insurrectionist  tries to negotiatehaggle with New York AG Letitia James to reduce his bond as it accrues at a fabulous daily interest of (last posted Sunday 25Feb) $114,553.04 

that may hurt

               but it hasnt killed him    

 

0949,  Saturday,  2  3. 24

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/    

John Mellencamp  Crumblin' Down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G68ziTDKGn8

https://www.uscourts.gov/about-federal-courts/educational-resources/about-educational-outreach/activity-resources/supreme-1

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13132747/letitia-james-trump-fraud-fines.html