Bang Bang Shrimp

fresh off Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens 

                                                   he was in stride

 

called home

              Illinois

he was homeless otherwise  home is where the heart is

                                                                thats where he left his

his sister pickedup

her misfortune

Hiya Sis

Did you want to talk to Dad?

Ill talk to you

    Oh. Okay.

Its Tuesday You guys go out for dinner Tuesdays

We do.

Know where this evening

A seafood place I like, it’s my choice tonight, we alternate selections between the four of us, sometimes five, your brother will join us.

Our brother Or your brother

Did I say your?

Yadid

Our.

Ah  So if I may . . .

 

 

What?

May I

Oh sure, may ahead.

Behind us

    You’re difficult to talk with.

You need to get out more oftenif I may an I shall   between the four of you dining this evening you go to the same four restaurants as if they were parts of a circuit

I wouldn’t say that.

I did  Wha woud you say

                             Whas the name of was the latest restaurant the four of you anmaybe our brother ate at

 

she chuckled I can’t, it’s been a while.  

Whaya havin

I really like their Bang Bang Shrimp.

    Bang Bang Shrimp

                           Sounds to me like fuckin a short woman

Oh God . . .

1017,  Tuesday,  26  8. 25

sometimes he just couldnt help himself

                                             sometimes  thats an Amish crock of shit  he could

but then what fun would that beNONE

he Chautauquas

                   watches podcasts where people discuss debate issues of the day political social scientific

reminds him of when he first began reading The New York Review of Books reviews of books had he seen at a bookstore a library hed have virtually no interest in not only reading but cracking it openperusing its contentYET

               learned to appreciate the art of writing a book review   say     blacksmithingreally

bladesmithing  a whole book

he queuedup curious podcasts

buckled in

took the ride

    was riding

and realised he was terribly distracted by both men

                                                        what was with old men dyeing their hair their beards

he had a word for it

                        feminising

he cut women some slack

                              his verb obviously named for them

but some of them went over the top

                                       ultra-feminisngQUIT  both men and women

Shakespeare lines  Vanity, thy name is woman. it wasnt

                                                              it was Frailty, thy name is woman.

Hamlet

found it was hard for him to suffer vanity in others  hence dyeing

                                                                         ageing   were all dying

he chuckled darkly

                       Ultra-feminising

he wondered if anyone rememberedsaw Beneath the Valley of Ultra-Vixens the one thing Roger Ebert wrote that he liked  a   lot

                        sweet piece of a trilogy preceded by Vixens  Supervixens sheesh Christy broke my Hartburg

nonetheless

    nonetheless   please quit feminising ultra-feminising

                                                                            his wish each time he won breaking the turkey wishbone

1727,  Monday,  25  8. 25

1111,  Tuesday,  26  8. 25

Vixen  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zuqendEYwY

Supervixen  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbji7on0dxQ

Beneath the Valley of the UltraVixen  https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sG_TUd7aBUs