I think . . I think it was Mark Twain . . . 

Wha arya looking at

                          Im listening

Was it Twain?

Was wha

Who referred to God and Him creating all the loathsome bothersome creatures, flies, fleas, ticks, lice, leeches . . 

. . Women

Women?

Excuse me I interrupted Carry on you were on a roll lice leeches locust  Ohmy 

                                                                                    They beset us 

women threw him off his gamefrankly  anything coud 

What was I saying?

Lice leeches . .

. . Yes yes! Injurious to us feeding off of us vile. They assault us and God . . 

. . Assault 

               Kinda strong

You don’t feel assaulted? 

Possibly irritated

   Irritated? That’s a lousy choice of wor . .

. . Assaulted is better 

It’s more accurate.

Semantics 

             Lets keep movin along otherwise well become embroiled in our age-old argument my favourite he shook a shouldernodded awaited acquiescence 

                                        My favouriteyoull like it more inline with your verbage

   What? he was displeasedlooked expressioncountenance body language like he wanted to debate 

Candiru

What?

Can-dearie 

             Scientific name Vandellia cirrhosa

What the hell is that?

A little motherfucker can follow a urine stream swimup male female urethras Think a narrow lap pool got a spines on their heads think togglehook   Best wear a tight swimsuit ifya dip in the Amazon 

Dammit!

An God cuz I think yawanna pin these assaults on Him

Yeah, becau . .

. . A moment something else

What? his face gettin ruddylookin tortured

Another thing Hes responsible for 

   What?

Viagra an priapism an aspirating a swollen penis with a needle 

Jesus . . .

Anwhy these crittersthese chemical medical treatments

You think there’s a why?

There is 

What’s the why?

Because Hes got a sense of humourHes a funnyfuck Hes laughing Mrs God asks  What are you up to?

I’m just messin’ with ‘em. 

Can’t you leave the poor things alone?

No.  They’re mine, I can do whatever I want with them if they had a better sense of humour they might not be killing each other. Looking crosseyed can get ‘em shot.

Mrs God pauses  then giggles

                                   You’re such the impsuch a trickster.

Aint I? 

         For millions of years they’ve been freakin’ hilarious.                                        

You look mighty proud.

Yeah. I’m a proud Pappa. 

God has a sense of humour? 

Gawddamn right 

                  But seein I don believe in Him allows me a pass I slip His attention appreciate an laugh at His irreverent jokes   His best joke

                                     Human beings                      

Whabout Twain

What he said about God, that God could have averted all these assaults against us . . he’s supposed to be a benevolent God. 

off his phone he read 

                        “Persecute the sick child; settle upon its eyes, its face, its hands, and gnaw and pester . . better than assault or irritate . . and sting; worry and fret and madden the worn and tired mother . . cuz Daddy aint gonna pull his weight . . the tired mother who watches by the child, and who humbly prays for mercy and relief with the pathetic faith of the deceived and the unteachable.”

   I thought you couldn’t get the internet on your cellphone.

My daughter taught me how to turn it on an off 

                                                  Perfect time to irritate you

I think irritate is the proper word

330PMish.  Reggaefriday,  7  7. 23

1739,  Saturday,  8  7. 23

https://frederic-38110.medium.com/on-the-eighth-day-god-created-mosquitoes-bf1b78713adf 

https://www.ratbags.com/rsoles/comment/twain02.htm

splishsplash

Splish splash I was takin a bath 

                                    Ya familiar with the song Bobby Darin 

I think I am.

   Think Really 

                  I believe yaknow or don  he sang I was amovin an agroovin   You can forget those immortal lyrics

Immortal.  Really?

Yahreally 

             Yaremember Bobby Darin

A little bit.

Little bit

          How do I say this      Blow me 

Wha . .

. . You heard me  Whadaya remember from your childhoodan this is a hint to my dream  Whadaya remember from your childhood other than the little girls turning on the chinup bar their dresses an skirts their white cotton panties goin round an round

You rememb . .

. . I lovelovelove white cotton panties buy em for my girlfriend  she laughs I’m not wearing those.  Awbaby prettyplease   I can be awfully pitifully 

                                           Eventually she concedes makes for a crazy night

T M I.

Im deaf to acronyms wha

T M I.

Ya think repeatin yourself an yare not good at thinkin tells me a damn thing 

                                                                                   Say it

You really don’t know?

Things Ive decided not to know I do not know  acronyms being one of them I AM DEAF to em 

                                                                                                   So  Whadafuck    Say                                                                                             

Too much information.

Wasted seconds of my life with thaya didnt have to had you just opened your mouth an said

Everyone . .

. . NO Thawoud include me

   Most everyone Else knows

Gawdblessem Gratefully Im not Most Everyone 

                                                  Sounds like an award givin for participation Make em feel not bein First finishin behind isnt being a loser isnt a bad thing  Awwshit Thawas terrible of me     Isnt an unfortunate thing

You’re brutal.

Realistic 

           Zero sum Wish it werent true   But it is

So my hint

   You’re hint?

Yes

What hint?

Cant keep up

With what?

You need a hint for a hint

                              Arya a moron

You’re on a roll, I can’t keep upcan’t remember you saying anything about a hint.

White cotton panties  It was in tha mix

I remember the panties.

Yareseein em now

I am.

Yahyare

   What of 'em?

Thawas one hint  Splish splash another

You said Bobby Darin.

Look at tha honed keen razorsharp memory

What of him?

Not him 

          Hint number three

Are you going to say?

I had my fingers crossed a neuron might fire in your thick skull Asbestoscoated I assume A carcinogen 

                                                                                                             Careful whaya drag through tha  If anything

Christ, are you going to say? 

Thayare in a loop

HINT. 

Number three

YEAH. THREE.

   Dream My dream

I don’t remember you saying dream.

I asked Whadaya remember from your childhoodan this is a hint to my dream Whadaya remember from your childhood other than little girls turning on the chinup bar like a rotisserie  Their dresses skirts their white cotton panties goinround an round an round an round 

                               Gettin a hard-on 

Jesus man.

I am 

        Dream

Goddammit, would you just say so I can get off this merry-go-round.

An I thought I did pitiful good 

                                I tittiefucked a buxom beauteous lactating woman Splishsplash  It was truly amaZING

320PMish,  Reggaefriday,  7  7. 23

1119,  Saturday,  8  7. 23

Bobby Darin  Splish Splash  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSA-yHzkvP8

How do you pronounce it?

   Comon 

              How do you pronounce it

I think my pronunciation is incorrect.

Youre not a native Ill forgive you 

                                   Lets hear it

Illinoise.

Youre right Thawas incorrect

How do you say it?

If I tell you I might have to kill you

Jesus.

he laughed 

            Its pronounced Ill Annoy Appropriately it made me ill an annoyed me why I left it in my rearview mirror as soon as I possibly could Thirteen long arduous yearsFuck

I thought you left Illinois when you were twenty.

I did

Then that’s twenty, twenty arduous years.

I wasnt consciousnor were you of where I truly wasnor were you until seveneight Correct me if Im wrong  Ill take I was eight you do the math

Oh. I see. 

           Don’t make a face.

Yes You see   Face 

                         See how easy it is to ill annoy me

3PMish, Reggaefriday,  7  7. 23

1007,  Saturday,  8  7. 23