he evicted a black widow

                          placed her fanny under a flirtatious sun in a dry spotshaking his finger at her

Donya darecoud have set you in a puddle don be making evileyes at me

they knew something of evileyes 

                              though given her numerouseyes hed concede shed have the upperhand if push came to shove 

       but he didnt shovedidnt shove her out caught her gently in a vintage Welchs dinosaur jelly jarcapping it with his hand  not concerned that she might bite himhe hadnt threatened her  an given his extensive relationship with black widowsthey going back decades  he had no doubt his kind considerations had found their way across untold generations  Jungs collective unconscious  while Jungs preference was human beings he believed all earthlings were connected ansince trillions more were feral than men and women woud ever be again  their connectedness was deft and defiant

   Dad, you’re nuts.

You know the storiesyouve confirmed the stories with those who saw  How can you think Im nuts

A kneejerk reaction . good point . . but that said I wouldn’tya couldn’t make me . . walk step across any of those miles in your moccasins.

Understood  though I havehave sought the relationship

                                                             Hasnt failed me yet

You know the story of the scorpion and the frog?

I do

     Do you know the story of the scorpion and the elephant

   No.

Its a good one  I don want you to think Im thoughtless

Though you are confident.

   Yes  Confident not deluded

 

You won’t change your mind? asked the black widow 

                                                             she smirked a bit 

Goes without saying?

he nodded

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1450,  Twosday

Beatles  Hello, Goodbye  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywZqBGHDTlA

Jungs collective unconscious  https://www.verywellmind.com/what-is-the-collective-unconscious-2671571

https://patimes.org/the-scorpion-and-the-frog-a-fable-for-contemporary-times/

augmented

enhanced 

          shied away from cosmetic surgery plastic surgery artificial implants because 

   Because why

Why?  It’s a matter of semantics, you refuse to admit we’re saying the same thing, you get hungup on words how they’re stated.

                We’re saying the same thing.                                     

   No were not  Don prettify something continue being euphemistic youHA  yare rather a euphemystic  M – Y – S – T – I – C 

        I wish youd stop cause I coud really turn a screw fireup the heat

You could?

   Yes

       Awwha the hell JA coud Herr Goebbels   Repeat a lie often enough it becomes true tenet of propaganda the illusory truth effect  I know you follow because you present yourselfthink of yourself as honest  though not without caveats 

That’s an awful thing to say.

No

     Ya know coud provokes me an when Im provoked I let loosegive myself full rein  Yacant count on our friendship anymore than my family can as family tha Ill not abuseabrade them for their indiscretions or lies  I can play nice but wont resist callin a spade a spade

So are you going to agree tha artificial tits are artificial tits anwhile if I were on-line dating a dealbreaker  but yare cool antha maybe howd yasay itcorrect me if Im wrong   Cant wait to get my hands on those babies immediately sexualising a womanYES end game of dating  but shoudI woudnt hopscotch frogjump over wha coud be wonderful  preliminaries between start an  annot tha Ill call it finish or end

I understand youd prefer cutting to the chase antha being the case  don bother posting a resumethas wha their called resumes   don post at an on-line dating app rather postup at a fuck app

                                                                                    Then ya can  canpossibly get your hands on those babies

Yousuddenly some kind of celibate asexual? Jesus.     

Nein 

      Be hard for a woman to keepup with my fantasies as I masturbate  I know I woudnt wanna try to keepup with theirs

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repetition  https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20161026-how-liars-create-the-illusion-of-truth

Awright . . it’s been long enough, I feel if I don’t bring this up you won’t.

Wontwha

   You may not recall . . 

. . Do you recall

I’m bring it up.

Yes you are 

             Therefore an excellent chance if you recall I will

Recall what?

Say 

     Im not a mindreader

Do you rec . .

. . Im sure I will

You constantly interrupt me . .

. . Yare worth interrupting

   Will you let . . 

. . Please

             Speak 

he could see it in his face that speak may have put him on par with a dog if he spoke so he purposefully held back

As . . I . was saying.

he waited patiently  he was more patient 

We were talking about virtual and augmented realities.

Yes  In your vernacular V R an A R 

                                      I recall

You do?

You do?

   Hate to say   Goes without saying what of it

Yes, what of it? 

                 You referred to it as a dealbreaker

I didnt refer I said it was

                            I began  virtual versus augmentedby the way  another dealbreaker if I had to suffer your on-line dating apps

That's what you said?

I did

What did you mean by that? 

What did you mean?

   An in short order again    Goes without saying

If a woman were enhanced . . 

. . Ya going to be euphemistic 

                                Lets either euthanise the conversation or call it what it is  plastic surgery 

Thas your augment your enhancement  correct

   It is.

Thank you

             Now call it plastic surgery you can say it 

I’m not going to.

Why

What do you have against itwhy do you have a hangup if someone corrects a defect?

   A defect

That’s what I said. had a little steam beginning to come out from under his collar

Don be bugged 

                  A defect  Yare really gettin squirrelyreally reachin  

Small breasts arent defects  Can everyone just be pleased with their physicality particularly if theyre healthy  Then theres those who are overweightOUCH siphoning fat liposuction  it begins in the home  not everyone overweight has a hormonal condition their endocrine systems put to taskchallenged by obesitywhich came first  the chicken or the egg  I believe the chick because an egg cant cumRIMSHOT Obesitychildhood obesity is not quiet or unobserved  it shutters windows diminishes the child  lack of exercise diminishes the child  although its easier to let television PCs laptops computer games babysit children

   I didnt intend a rant

I agree with plastic surgery to tend to defects repair horrible accidents 

Cosmetic surgery does not repair defects  It is vanity   It is for beauty

Dealbreaker 

              When a woman Ive showered withan scrubbed freshscrubbed  She exits the bathroom wearing a different face  makeup  cosmetics 

                             Im on the road 

But thats a non sequitur because if she wore makeup to begin with Im not attracted  I don give a gawddamn how beautiful she is  

   It also goes without saying  

Beauty is only skin deep

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616preferred to 1816,  Monday,  9  1. 23

he doesnt do it because hes morbidly curious

his curiosity peaks when wha shoud be reported day-by-day on the front page of every newspaper scrolling on every chyron on every screen smartphone social media wha coudbe more social than death 

                                                                                      reported in the Washington Post today

synthetic opioid fentanyl is the #1 cause of death for Americans 18-49   Don do it   I cant help myself   Before yasay let me put my fingers in my earsI saw the article  Ready   Cause of death for Americans 18-49  the Barbara Bush Foundation for Literacy found that 54% of American adults ages 16-73 CANT read at a Fifth Grade level

he coudnt help but wonder wha the illiteracy – fentanyl deaths Venn diagram woud look like

he tapped himher shehe heshe on the shoulder and mouthed Im done

the fingers came out of their ears

according to the Post nearly 200 Americans die every die from the drug  of the estimated 107,622 deadly drug overdoses in 2021  twothirds were from fentanyl

   STILL 

           NOT on the front page NOT scrolled on chyrons is todays Trumpvirus deaths in America  1,121,298

Dec13 he saw there were 1,109,983 hed do the math because he was pretty sure majority as the Bush Foundation reveals WOUDNT

         11,315 Americans have died nearly 377 a day he was two days shy of a 30-Day average

Trumpvirus kicks fentanyl to the curb

Americans kick Americans to the curb

an whos to say those overdose deaths werent suicides

     

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https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/