paraphrasing Thomas Paine because who wants to walk in anothers footsteps  If you are afraid to offend you cant tell the truth 

      Paine said He who dare not offend cannot be honest.

    

whos he Thomas

who are they them 

                    whenever others drop pronouns its raises hackles on his neck hes suspiciousgets aggressive cant help himself  is adamantly adverse to citations without a proper name proper source  cant say who the initiator was   Trust me didnt play in his mouth

since satire is lost on idiots unfortunately felt hed met more than his share he slathered them with sarcasm 

                                                                                                             idiots can understands sarcasm although theyre not sure of the word

          

Yes yes  wha is it

I knows it.

I can see I can see it in your face ya do 

                                           Just spit it out  

It’s on the tip of my tongue . .

. . On the tip

Yeah.

   Stuck out your tonguelemme see

You can see it?

If you stick out your tongueyah

they stick their tongue out

Well Ill be damn there is it

Yuuh thas Yeah with their tongue stuck out

   No doubtwithout a doubt  Sarcasm

I don’t think I was thinking that. 

On the tip of your tongue 

                            Aint suggesting tongues think

No.

There you have it ya got it right 

                                  I was being sarcastic anya picked up on tha 

I did?

Ya did 

         Otherwise woudnt have seen it nowwoud I

   No.  Unlikely.

Ya gonna keep that in mind so the next time round it pops out of the toaster like an Eggo waffle Pop Tart held his tongue  not Pop Retard

   Maybe eyeballs were fogging up 

Lets hold out for Maybe 

                         Sarcasm right eyeballs were cloudy  Say it after me  Sarcasm

Sarcasm.

Good  Again

Sarcasm.

Keep repeating it

Sarcasm.

I got a way you can remember

What?

Sarcasm Again

Sarcasm.

Right  A mnemonic trick

A what?

Sorry nevermind 

                   I meant to say a trigger  Sarcasm

Sarcasm.

Right 

       A trigger Like Roy Rogers horse

I know Roy Rogers horse. 

Sarcasm Trigger

Sarcasm.  Trigger.

Correct 

         Sarcasm  Orgasm

What?

Nevermind No no  nevermind  Sarcasm

Sarcasm. 

           I think I got it.  Sarcasm.

Atta boy

What was that other thing?

Neveryamind Lets stick to sarcasm

Sarcasm.

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He was a god

wore a toga

was muscled up as only gods can be

though this cat wore a crewneck tshirt under his toga

something was written on it

he coudnt make it out through the toga was made of durable materialnot gauzy  anticlimactic anticlimaxtic goddesses were built too but no peekaboo 

                                      which was likely fortunate for him they fuckedround with mortals  because they coud

Whas ah  printed on your tshirt 

I had a point to make.

   Awright ookay  Maybe we can swing back to it

He glared at him

Or not Im a curious sort

I could complete you, turn you into a cat. 

No  no thanks 

                Though you might understand my curiosity far as I can tell yare the only god wearing a tshirt 

My choice, we make up things as we go along I do whatever I want.

Yes yare ah  welcome to tha

I had a point to make.

Ya said

I think it was something about . about . . . vaginal travesty . . yes yes he sighed I had a point.

Sounds unfortunate 

                       Vaginally Ive not met a travesty   Not oncenot ever

His eyes shifted sideways to him  You’re not a god, are you?

No

   No   Im not a god

No you’re not . I’m exhausted. 

                                   sighed again  Think I’m gonna take five have a Red Bull.  Want one?

   No thank you

You don’t want a Red Bull.

he wasnt one to move off principle No thank you

What if I insist?

No thank you I don drink them  Knock yourself out

He fumbled at a loosethread at the crewneck 

                                                 Suit yourself. 

Thank you

            yet again  at odds with a god

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1225,  Monday,  26  12. 22

Zeppelin  Dancing Days  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpNy6z5sz1M 

Page/Plant  Battle of Evermore  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4axrTFBV3cU

No no  a naked shower isnt redundant

Come on is so, who doesn’t shower naked?

Thasa stupid question Wanna pause reconsider  then open your mouth

I shower naked.

I do too

        A naked shower  Didnt you have a public pool near you growing up as a kid or a YMCA

Ah . . no and no. We swam in the ocean, sunbathed, played volleyball, tossed a football around, hung out.

Ahyes Southern California So you have zero concept he was tempted to say For community We had Lake Michigan thawas an ocean fresh water though and lakes rivers where we also swam skinnydipped  but I digress 

                                                                                                       Coudnt get into a public pool YMCA pool without taking a naked shower  Lotsa kids embarrassedshy wanted to keep their swimsuits on  Dig  Communal showers can do tha

No, only high school, sports.

Not Junior High gym making the seventh eighth grade basketball teams  High school gym an athletics

Wasn’t mandatory.

Fuck mandatory   Obliged

                             No wonder so many guys here don feel they have to wash their naked hands after using a toilet or urinal  Pigs

   

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