twice in two days now
blew his mind
twice in two days now
blew his mind
Yes. Yes.
No bruises no scrapes
None. Hurt my pride more.
You trip
No. Like my leg failed. Was up then down, pitched forward.
Didnt strike your face your head
Not shitting me
laughed Holds up my pants.
Metal buckle
Yes.
So you know wha happened
No.
No really
I think not.
Youre not being reverent
Please, son.
Paw Imagine ifya werent wearin a belt
If I wasn’t?
Correct
What?
made
a face What are you
talking about? It’s what computers do.
Till the plugs pulled
Never going to happen.
Too easy
So what are you doing to make things
hard for yourself cause that’s what you do?
Use the dictionary to lookup
words encyclopedia for historical facts
OhChrist, you slay me, really? You think of the time you’ll be wasting.
Forget the time we wasted Ya kiddin me
That was then this is now.
No thank you.
Looked down
Saw a distinct split between
pages
Slipped a bookmarker in it so not
to lose the page when I picked it up
Is there a point to this?
Bear with me bear with me
Feels like you’re wasting my
time.
Cradle-robber crave wha
Young women.
Which? she asked
Rear right
The pan.
Seven hours? Might be awfully
happy it’s an electric range.
Ecstatic
How’d that happen.
Was late was hungry thought softboiled
eggs easily digestible putem on went to the bedroom on the nightstand was a
book I thought I returned to the library glad I hadnt physics threw pillows against
the wall read nodded out woke set the book aside turned out the light went to
sleep
During an intermission break
between dreams saw a simmering pot of boiled eggswoke Tadum
Scorchedblack eggshells one
explodedtossed a chalky crayonish yolk onto the range
The pan looks destroyed inside.
It functions
You’re not going to toss it?
No Functions
Awfully unsightly inside.
Like string tied around someone’s
finger.
Ill slice tomato dice onions got pepperoncini
celery salt side of Claussen spears potato salad homemade by moi bought pretzelbread rolls
We’re feasting!
We is we certainly is
Where’s my hat? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu2YEBCU76U