The fuck he says I protest too much I ought to listen
to him he says
he
implores me frankly a wet shining in his
eyes
Because among everyone
he knows
his ass from a hole in the ground
Such a convincing stirring revelation
huh
like being nudged up tight against someone who exalts themselves attractive or sexy missing
out on the fact that its not their call to make
Oh Dr Fuck says I
then
ya can help me yasee yasee if
I see a film where in it or wherein yerda
doc yadecide
a film where a priest gets plugged
in his pretty confessional by a phony penitent a repenter a humourless gunman
paid blood money who inadvertentlyOops also punches the ticket of a kid in a
pew Aw poor baby In the wrong place at the wrong time
Life can be that simple
It never bears regret
And saying so
if
I were a voting member of the Academy an
I dont vote Id have its back among the Best
Motion Pictures of the Year
No nonoDr Fuck no blanching
sputtering he says You approve of the murder of a priest and an
innocent child
says I
Murders murder
Draw
a straw
Pull a stick from out of a fist
Attempting to elevate someone
above being murdered is farce The odds
are long unless ya put yerself in Harms way an Harms habit is to treat everyone
badly if ya get in its way If it happens
murders murder its random violent cuffs one up alongside the head who tries to
dare an find reason or wants to rationalise it
Dr Fuck says I
letus also talk about
peckerwoods who unsolicited spout Not on my
watch
By
what authority their sudden remonstration their declaration My Watch acting as if they caught a malicious kid with
their mitt in the cookie jar an apparently just militaristic enough to assume
they have any authority over anyone else when to manage their own affairs ought
to be a fulltime job without paid ten-minute coffee or cigarette breaks
like the inevitable sargeant
Attention
Private You volunteered
Sir I did not Sir
Private If I say you volunteered you volunteered
Sir I did not Sir You
can order me Sir But then I can weigh my decision of whether
or not to follow your order Sir
To volunteer Sir is to explicitly and willfully
act of my own accord Sir
That private aint going far in
that Mans Army eh Dr Fuck
he shaddup long enough to light a
smoke
says I
Can you guess Doc or maybe should I
tell ya of my last purchase Yaknow me tight
with a buck pennypincher Ill try an squeeze blood from a rock
Ya confessed ya know your ass
from a hole in the ground
And thats a very fine
thing Ya wont be sticking yer foot in yer
ass tripping over yerself falling face down in the dirt an gravel an brushing mire
from yer knees
Fine thing
Tell me whacha make of this
I had a dream
I dreamt I had too many parcels
to carry at once
So it occurred to me if I dropped em in a blender and pureed em theyd be easier to carry an then arriving
wherever it was I was to arrive I could spill em out sort em there
I dont want my dreaming self to
think it can manipulate me
So I bought this blender Doc
Top O the Line Brand New and Improved Supposed to be Best of the Lot
Into it(ha intuit) I dumped my
dreamed things all the bees the crazy mechanical queens wired like tungsten
lightbulbs the flickering black bees that could sting again and again without
dying ornate long boats Inian canoes decorated with tribal banners Pacific fish
and stylised whales fluttering keer flags an butter candles red English double-decker buses filled with ladies and gentlemen dressed in finery and pleasured by insatiable anything-goes Asian whores kimonoed sensual wearing
white-painted faces inked jetblack eyebrows arched by an Eternal Question an
nothing more
An if that werent kicker enough
I gathered all the shimmering billboards
I saw they were nothing more than enormous flatscreens shuddering with images
pitching This and pitching That and in-between Them a woman I seemed to
recognise not that I could place her hair pulled back out of her face a fine fine
European face unblemished a long narrow nose her face came onto the screen
always in profile from the left often lined by shadows cast in sepia by clandestine
light coming through unseen blinds I would imagine an then from the screens right
entered a erect cock and right there on street corners above long boulevards marbling
an illuminating plateglass fronts of malls roiling on the reflective seagreen tiled
walls at thresholds leading down wide staircases into the subway she took
the cock in her mouth often gagging her taking its discharge and then weteyed a
slender finger painted nail at the corner of her lips gently smearing lipstick onto
her cheek as she recedes left until she
disappears the spent cock flaccidly droops from view
So it goes Doc
it all goes into the blender
I dump it in an shake the exhaustion out of my arms
Im
grateful once its pureed an I can easily carry it
So whaya make of it Doc
Whaya make of it
He-Who-Knows-His-Ass-From-A-Hole-In-The-Ground
Ya got nothing duya
he sighed he got up off the couch he walked over to the door
he turned to where the doctor sat Dont I mean it Dont try an collect anything on
this visit
he went out the door gently snugging it shut behind
him he exhaled I dont need no doctor
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