. . . but I digress
he
was a digressorcouldnt help himself it
was a natural channelnot an unforced error however what marveled most Marveled
me that no
matter how farflung ridiculous often kneeslapping footstomping hilarious he digressed with .
. . but I digress he snapped back to the
subject he had been eliciting
asif the sidestep had been nothing more
than passing scenery outside a car window
I watched him
he had stretchedwas all warmed up
I knew him better than most
he began a bit Id heard before
it incensed himhe thought it was
a horrible embarrassment
then he surprised me I didnt see it coming
I don know if he did either
he said
I just read this statistic a
couplethree weeks agoblew me away Maybe
that had something to do with it blew
fiftyfour percent of American adults between the ages ofget this ages of sixteen .
. now now . this is where I must take exception Sixteen An American adult If sixteen is adult then why the hell should
I be charged risk prosecution if I had sex with a sixteenyear oldmind you . mind
you thoughtfully he stroked
his beard Id prefer fucking a literate sixteenyear
old one who had a brain inside her skull
. not some maudlin tartNOT . not . . not that a thoughtless tart wouldnt bring
something delectable to the tableIm sure . perhaps attractive . perhaps undeveloped wiles
Didnt see this coming but rather a womanShes sixteen . . who
would appreciatevalue . the give an take tug an twist pinch hairpulling crack
on the ass cosplayIll be the anime she can be an animal if she wishes a dragon
mermaid Alice in WonderlandBrother wha a rabbithole fingers an toes an tongues . . .
but I digress
between the ages of
sixteen to seventyfour who cannotCANNOT read
at a sixth grade level . . a fucking sixth grade level . how old is a sixth
graderI can tell you Ive a niece whos in sixth grade . . shes twelve . twelve . . American adults cannot read
elementary books . . too fucking busy busied with social media perhaps Book of
FacesHA Meta Twitter too busy being told wha to thinkhanded a line horseshit gobbling it with a spoon horseshit horseshit
horseshit oodles an oodles
he stopped stroked his beard
no one in the small clutch said
anything
there was a lot there
maybe we were digesting
then he said
Food for thought Read a book
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