Theresa the waitress took their
orders
he hadnt been to a restaurant in
a goodly while and was far more interested in talking with friends who he hadnt
seen in years than looking through the menu
one deviated from her usual didnt order the breakfast burrito
so he did
Theresa one thing
please could you ask the kitchen to make
the eggs as wet as possible To understand I usually eat eggs raw
Raw? he
could see her stomach flip in her face
Yes thas a tell Ask the
cook to cook them as little as possible
Howbout this refrain The wetter the better
his galpal sitting
beside him rapped him in the ribs
You really just say that?
Theresa straightened up smirked
The wetter the better.
he yesd Theresa an to his cohort I did True yah
Oh my God.
Theresa smiled at her He took the words out of my mouth.
Quit girls were talkinbout my eggsjust talkinbout how I like my eggs Wet
Right. they
rolled their eyeslaughed together
the gal across the table was
clueless
What's this all about?
How I prefer my eggs
Yeah. sarcastically How he likes
his eggs.
Ya really gotta say it like tha
So how did you order your eggs?
Wet
Ugh.
I second her ugh.
An neither one of you are eating
my burrito
Be
grateful I didnt order eggs sunnyside up Theresa make sure they jiggle when you walk
they looked at one another
The eggs jiggle while Theresa walks
almost over each other Well . . she certainly has plenty to jiggle had you ordered sunnyside up
She certainly do
Though Id hate like hell to tip her in the manner or place Id tip a stripper
OH MY GOD!
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