Siamese shed
a new phonaesthetic for his list
where tha come from
from his eightynine year old
barberthey got talking about pets Ya got
a pet
I do, two cats inside and three
ferals outdoor.
You like catshuh
No.
The Siamese are my wife’s. She passed away
last year and left them. The three outdoor were my neighbors. He moved to
Oregon last year, left them, and they found me.
When my wife said she wanted the
cats I said No.
She told me they didn’t shed, and
got them anyways.
Might suppose the price we pay to
keep our women happy
Perhaps.
A week in I pointed at the carpet
and asked my wife What’s that? What IS that? She crept up on it slowly,
watching it the whole way, then turned, relief painted across her face and said It’s shed. Shit? I asked Shed, shed, it’s shed. Then realised I was playing with her.
Siamese shed
Say that three times real quick
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