he went into the house to washup after handling a threefoot king snake that had the misfortune of aimlesslyslithering out into the sun from under brush  plants   surrounding the swimming pool

    he on the other hand  wouldnt have molested them  him she

                                                                                       he was getting good at pronouns

simple matter of respect

My name is

hed ask Whas your name

theyd say

he didnt budge off wha they called themselves

                                                 unlike him   washingup in the house

he had to provide nicknames shortcuts

                                          a namer  perhaps what humans did best

he took another beer from the red Igloo cooler under the picnic table

                                                                        Modelo Especial

he preferred Negra

beggars cant be choosers

 

There, that’s better, I can’t smell the musk. You?

No

            Should have left them be

shrugged  I didn’t hurt it.

Likely frightened them   Impeded them

    Them?

Snakes not an it

                    You an it

Methinks not

Seattle did you no favors.

Favors  Yes

                However you ignoreem

Might suppose Im back in white mans world

    Seattle did you no favors.

he disliked using it Whaever

Right.

           Whatever.

 

So why doncha conclude your opinion on alien abduction the snake interrupted us

                                                                                                            he thought he was being awfully blatant

I think those who contend they were . . . are . troubled . . confused.

    Why

Aliens?  Creatures from outer space.

                                         Come on, man.  You buy into that load of crap?

Some instances have been very compelling

    Compelling?

                         Really?

Sure  As sure as Im sitting here

                                       I got me prima fascie evidence

As a matter of fact  You do too

Always man, always coming at me out of left field out of the blue.

No  Not really

    Awright.  I’ll bite.

                           What evidence?

Yakiddin me

Kidding you?

                You wanna open your trap and just say?  Put me out of my fuckin misery.

You wanna think

                         Alien 

Alien.

         What are you twistingcontorting on about?

Youre the alien

Me?

You

    Fuck man.  Get it off your chest.

Simple

         To the king snake you were an alienthey they have no experienceidea of you  unlike you of they

Therefore

            You snatchin it off the grounduntethering them from their reality   An abduction

 

You’re so full of shi . .

. . Something enormous alien  grabbed you up took you from your grounding  realm

                                                                                            Tha woudnt be an abduction

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Stand back  Im tellin a story here

Aren’t you always?

Ja

     But you can participate I constantly encourage you to lean in but budging your ass to play is a whole other thing

Why the reticence

The things you sa . .

. . Like Ive no idea wha Im sayin 

                                    Ya think this stuff boils out of my mouth unmediatedthoughtlessWrong  Ive so much time on my hands Ive run though most ideas posted up edited reedited  honedNo  Majority has been meticulously vetted turned over onto its headits face had its ass lubedpeered into lookin for condoms of powder

US Border patrols got nothing on me

The things I say

Yeah.

        What was it the other day you texted me?

Responded to Bobbys Ohso clever remark

You remember?

I remember an I remember as I wrote it youd blanch asya read it

                                                                      You texted  Thought for the day.

Continued You’re only as old as the woman you feel.

I repliedknowin not a thing woud come back  Better give my cock a female name

                                                                                       Nothing   Nada

Made you uncomfortable

Knew it woud when I wrote it

                                         So

So what?

Ready

    For what?

We fussed over pleasure an knowledge  Discretely conjoined

                                                                  You were happy not go furthur

I called ya out  Triad    Passion

Asked you to align its order

                                 I knew my order

Yours despite anticipating it  intrigued me

You went knowledge pleasure passion

                                          Mine stood yours on its head peered down its greased asshole

he cringed Aww  Is anus better

Anilingus

Toss the I in there  A  N  I  L    Makes ya feel better despite it being the same gawddamn thing  Ailinglingus

I said greased  Lemme correct myself

                                              Spit

Oh for Gods Sake.

Don drag His sorry ass into this conversation

                                                    Doesnt buyya shit

Do you have a passion

I don know

Heres your opportunity to put a very fine point on it

                                                                Wha 

 

    he knew itd be a cold day in Hell before hed commit    

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it had been like pulling teethnot a tough question

                                                    seemed within a few quiet minutes  unmolested patient

one could say even if they hadnt considered the concept before

a totem animal

                 an animal possessingexhibiting either abilities or physical beauty one admired and would be pleased if they were recognised in them

itd be a stretch for coboy saw that misspelled on a state monument cast in bronze   eejits

                                                                                    so he told him his totem was a buffalo

Buffalo.  I can see that.

See how easy

               Your turn  Weve coffee we can sip think  Ill leave you be while you consider

took himmaybe  ten minutes

                                  A mountain lion.

he couldnt see that but physical appearance shouldnt be a consideration   still

                                                                        Whas the appeal

Agility. Stealth.   Predatory.  Wild.

still

not a week later coboy expressed a deep appreciation for sabertooth tigers

following week  cave lions

                             which

provoked him to ask as he listens and remembers

                                                      Coboy he didnt say that Ive got a question if I may

Shoot.

You recall your totem

My totem.

it was shit like that that irritated him brusque Totem   Mountain lion

Oh yesyes, yes. My totem. Yes.

                                 A mountain lion.

Of recent youve expressed admiration of sabertooths  Then cave lions

                                                                          Arya considering changin your totem or creating a second

My second if I was forced out of buffalo would be a hawk

genuinely startled A hawk?

Soaring  Artful   Beautiful

                              Might wonder how long unchanged alphaperfection  Apexed

Lethal

    A second?

                 That’s an interesting concept.

A thought

           Thought itd be nice to hear whaya thought

Youre welcome to time

                          Lemme know

Also  to allay possible confusion I see it cloudingcrowdin your face

                                                                         Both animals competed during Pleistoscene North America

I looked it up

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he peeved him

                 after saying what he didremarked  It makes for less time in a state of resistance

You?  Resistance?

                        I can’t think of another soul more inclined to resist than you.

I said  less time

                    Andon talk about something I havent

Too quick.  Haven’t?

    Soul

When I came in I ditched it Told the robed cracker at the entrance tha I wasnt keen on transponders

Coud be I may have  anticipated the rise of GPSs

Ive disabled every one of those motherfuckers

in singsong You’re resisting.

In less time laughedcracked himself up

                                         Back to your original ahpeevement with me

I concur with Ray Velcoro  True Detective Season Two

I welcome judgment

 

You provoke.

You see welcoming judgment as provocation

I imagine it would depend on who you levele . .

. . Leveled

Certainly leveled.

Welcoming judgment is   leveling   on someone

                                                         Maybe someone  thinskinned

You for instance

Seems a bug crawled up your ass

An all over a pair of cufflinks

    Who the fuck wears cufflinks?

When I find buy a pair I will

                               Its a nice looking shirt ansince no one looks for cufflinks I coud wear it out for an evening an not a fuckin soul woud be the wiser for it

                                                             Judging me

Its welcomed

               While on the flipside youd tarry youd resist youd cringe   Judged

Do onto others tha youd have done on you

Golden Rule

Bible

Petty petty Matthew  Seven Twelve upstages Luke  Six Thirtyone 

                                                                      Sometimes I dislike tha I know tha

But thaswha kneelin on a broomstick ingrained in me

Talkin’ to you is like talkin’ to a wall.

A colourful graffitied alley wall

                                   Id agree

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called a buddy to talk withthey hadnt talked in a bit fact of the matter  if he didnt call they wouldnt

So, enough about me and my failing to complete my honey-do list, you had to ask.

Tha do or dew

D  O.   D  E  W.

Excellent  Ya still got itcan follow me

I gotta be one of the few people in the world at large if you were ultimately released into the wild that can follow you.

True tha

           Longest friend

Most faithful.

he hadnt been

               Ja  Most faithful

he purposefully let it dangle to acknowledge between them what would remain unsaid

So what’s new with you, hombre?

Funny you shoud say hombre Had coffee late this afternoon with a young Mexican girl  Ysabel  with a Y

Where did you meet a young Mexican girl?

Outside the grocerystore  Was there to . .

. . Get bagels at your pricepoint.

I was

Ya getem?

I did  Two packages

Walked and read there.

I did

But obviously, didn’t read on the way home.

After coffee

How young’s young?

Didnt ask  woud guess midtwenties

Young.

Compared to us

Coffee?

Ja

What would you have in common?

Astrology

           Shes a Gemini  Im Aries   Our stars align

Aries gets along very well    with  twins

Twins?

Her twinsthough not to get sidetracked dazzled her with the admission tha gratefulness makes for a patient sexual partner

    You were thinkin’, emission, at the time?

Know me so well

                     Also discussed No-Go Zones

When I explained them to Ysabel she agreed with me

You discussed . . No-Gos . . . . with a . . supple young lady?

Feels like a Zappa momenthuh

It do.

they laughed hard in one anothers ear

 

Christ, man, I fuckin’ miss ya.

I miss you too

                          We concluded No-Go agreed on the same note

 

Should I ask?

Ill tellya

          We agreed that if we coud  wed take a lover shrinkem down to a jawbreaker popem in our mouths suckem till they had nothing left to give

Christ

Ought to lay tha on your Hattie Id love to hear wha shed say

    Yeah.  That ain’t gonna happen.

If I coud with virtually a young strang . .

. . That’s you.

                    Brother.  I’m not younobody’s you but you.

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