bitchin Word out again

                              however

this time NOT for changing his textcreating nonsense or the sixteenth letter of the twentytwo lettered Hebrew alphabet  Ayin

                     gets that a lot

    this time

for not challenging red underlining  an obvious misspelling

                                                                 it occurred as the first word of a sentence spoken by a character

it would be capitalised

if he didnt edit virtually sentence by sentence it might have escaped him

not often one sees two Zs together

                                       theres snazzy  ya got dizzy fizzy fuzzy jazzy tizzy pizza

Snow Whites Seven darling Dwarves

    Miladys entourage

Hazzard looked  strange

he was sure he misspelled it

Googled it

had errored

               and why hadnt Word caught red underlined Hazzard  because . . .

technologies are bros think how they fuckedover the country last presidential election

                                                                                                Googles plausible deniability for Word was this

“While ‘Hazzard’ is a common misspelling, possibly due to confusion with names like the fictional The Dukes of Hazzard or its use as a surname, the standard English term is always spelled with a single ‘z’.”

The Dukes of Hazzard

                               really 

    might suppose bros would watch that show

he wouldnt

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waltz up  So what’s goin’ on with the hair, the beard?

Lets put the ball back in your court

                                      What do you thinks goinon

Really?

Sure

          Lets pry into pry open your imagination for awhile

What might you think

I never know what you’re thinkin . .

. . Hazard  a fuckin guess

Why?  You know what you’re thinking, why should I ask?

Because youre bringinem up to me

                                      Id think youd think he hasnt gotten a haircut hasnt shaved end of story

    But it’s not the end of story.

Its not  Hazard a guess

                              Thas why theyre called guesses

No penalty ifya guess wrong

                                Or do you think there is did you get beatup for not guessing the correct number of jellybeans in the jar at the library to win a new book

    This is dumb.

Who began it

Who opened the can of worms

Take responsibility

Guess

    I have no idea.

 

 

 

Not one guess

Not one.

Youll excuse me for sayin so an when someone asks to be excused for sayin so you know theyre going to offend youya know tha  correct

You shoud also know ifya don say anythingremain silent your silence if you disagree yadonsay they believe not even assume believe youre in agreement  Acquiescing

Reason why some people find me rude interrupting interjecting the moment they say something abysmal fuckinanything I disagree with

Good

        A neglected destitute imagination

Or lack penchant

Fear being wrong

                    Im not going out on a limb when I say I believe you were among the kids in class who didnt ask a question because they thought it might be a stupid while I was the kid at the front of the room who asked it

 

My hair

My beard

Halloween

Jeff Bridges

The Dude

Christmas

Jesus Christ All Grownup

 

    Jesus Christ

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Out of curiosity, what do you go at?

Go at

           Lotsa things I go at argue politics with stupid people who havent facts but simmerin to the brim with opinions

Wittgenstein?

Right on

          Whereof thereof

But they bray anyways an dig their hole deeper an deeper

                                                                 I hearem out

Theres a benefit to tha

A benefit?

Ja

     Standing at the bottom of their hole deep enough to need help to get out I either walk away or buryem

Great visualhuh

Fantastic.

             I wish I’d have thought of that.

Ive no choice Im an idea guy

You are, you are.

                    But most are either fantastic or impermissible.

If only more people woud think outside the box

                                                  Its a bit like a grave   Better view

Ja  So theres tha

                                Whas go at

Oh. Yeah. Go at.

                    What do you weight?

Out of curiosity

I am.

Ive no ideaguess oneseventy to oneeighty

How often do you weight yourself?

I don

Why wouldn’t you weigh yourself regularly?

Last time I did was when I was strengthtraining

                                                      Since the accident an long long fuckinlong recovery thas off the table

You don’t have a scale, do you?

I do not

           Used the scale at the gym

I weigh myself every day.

    Why

             Curious

Binge

I don’t binge.

Eat regularly

Yes.

Eat regularly not ill why weigh I cant imagine your fluctuation woud be dramatic or trend

                                                                                               Upward trends worry you

My parents when they were alive, my siblings, growing older, have put on weight. My sisters significantly.

They werent athletes By my recollection

                                             Sedentary

Youre not

Let’s say, I want to be aware.

 

    Awright

Arent you curious?

Obviously not

                     I shoud rectify tha

You recall I do not ingest sweets chocolate candy cake pie cookies pastries donuts ice cream soda

    

    You do

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You understand theres no way for you to win this argument

Backatya

    Shoud have had crackers

I didnt want crackers

                          I wanted a bagel

You coud have had bagels

Didnt hit my price point

May not hit your price point ever again

Thas possible

Coffee

Tariffs

          Yasee the prices at the market yesterday

I did

       Defeated my price point too

Ja  Screwed

                 America doesnt grow coffee

Think of all the things America doesnt grow doesnt manufacture

                                                                        Felon brilliant

Health event

Fall down the steps of Air Force One

Thad be a public health event  One for the books

But we digress

         

                      Back on point I didnt want crackers

Crackers are legit with soup  Think

                                         Tomato soup

Last time you had tomato soup

I think you know

I do

    When

Grade school  When we used to walk home for lunch

                                                         Maw woud do grilled cheese an tomato soup

Campbells

 

    Think we ought to revisit it some time

No

I concur

Coud have had crackers

Ja No

But ya coud have

But I didnt want to

Want has nothing to do with it  Have it

                                          Enfuckintitled

If I were we woud have

 

 

    there no winning an argument against ones self 

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