Youve heard foxhole stories

    That a . . . question . . or a statement

Fuckin statement

Maybe you ought to phrase it as question.

    Youre not familiar

Sinceya asked a question . . . no.

Youre really not familiar

    I am not.

Curious

Not so much.   You never served. Why do you evenwhy should you be allowed to pose a foxhole stor . .

. . Cuz ya don need to serve to ask or state whasah I believe  a human  interest   story

                                                                                                 Im fuckin ecstatic ya know wha a foxhole is

Yeah. I do.

             I watched Combat growing up as a kid.

Theres tha

              Cool  We have a premise

A premise?

Yah

         Say  youre a Ranger a highly trained expensive   soldier

In a foxhole  a pitched battle

Canya imagine tha

I’m a Ranger?

Youre a Ranger

    Cool.

In the heat of battle a guy wearing your colours throws himself bodily into your foxhole

                                                                                             You dug it   Its yours

Yeah.

Battle dies down a bit Maybe reloadingmaybe support backups coming  The cavalry

                                                                                             The other side

The other side?

Your enemies

    Of course my enemies.

Good  Still in your foxhole

                             Your honed sense is is tha everythings gonna go to shit

During the lull you learn tha this guy who scrambled into your foxhole is a National Guard member  From Iowa

Iowa?

Yah   Iowa

                Military motto  You familiar

Maybe.

           What’s the motto?

he bypassed the fuckin sigh Ya don leave your buddies behind

That’s admirable.

Tha coud be a drag

his face screwedup

                         How do you mean?

I think you understand something being a drag

    Think

                Your last wife

Jesus Christ man.

We on the same page

    My last wife.  That’s horribl . .

. . Youre in a foxhole tha likely will be overrun by your mortal enemy

                                                                       Take no prisoners kinda shit by your mortal enemy

We on the same page

Yeah.  Pretty fuckin grim situation asshole.

Yah

      Whadaya do

What do you mean . . . what do I do?

Youre a Ranger

                   Hes a drag on you

Whereya going with this?

Im the Ranger

                I whack the drag to improve my chances

Remember  Cornfed from Iowa

                                      National Guard

That’s cruel.

Thas fair

            Id rather call it smart  Efficient

Improve my fuckin chances of eluding my mortal fuckin enemies

                                                                         NOW

Really?  There’s a NOW to this?

There is

Youre in your foxhole ya hear someone approaching during the lull

    Alright.

A guys scrambling towards you

Alright.

    Hes a civvy

What’s a civvy?

Civilian  Untrained

    Alright.

Im the Ranger

                I waste him even before he gets to my foxhole

You see theah spectrum   I just laid out for you

 

    Tell me my analysis is wrong

after 4PM,  Saturday,  21  12. 24

2228,  Sunday,  22  12. 24

they were having drinksearlier had ingested a fiveMG edible and a kicker

outside in the sun

he had his clipboard paper Bic pen  in case

                                               usually something surfaced worthwhile making note of

Subservience  Megan Fox  he could hear her now That’s Megan, no H.

Is that how she spells her name?

You recommended the damn film to me

                                             Yah

Did you watch it?

I youtubed the trailer

And?

    An I turned off the trailer when she appearedwoudnt watch the film

You're kidding me.

No

    Why?

Because Megan Foxx

She’s outrageous!

Im not into plastic see her lips   Reminded me of a carp

Come on, man, she works in Hollywood.

Thas no defence Shes thirtyeightGoogled her  I appreciate tha she admits her surgeries

And because of that you weren’t going to watch the film?scifi, you like scifi.

Not when its CGd to death  

                               No

Huh.

            I think we could probably come up with five differences between liberals and conservatives.

No  Not me

Sure you could.

I don want to

But you could.

I wont

If you wante . .

. . Whas breezing through your head  Im uninterested

Come on.  Play.

Play

You like to playtell me all the time . . I ought to play.

Awright

              Liberal   Is not conservative

    Really?

Ya asked

Be specific.

I believe thas damn specific

No.  I’d rather you . .

. . You

    Conservatives are fearful.

 

Nothing?

    Youre movie told ya Im not participating

                                               Mindya Even ended participating with a G rather than my usual N

You’re no fun.

Oh I am Im havin a riot watchinya struggle

They’re not as educated.

    Both your brothers one of your sisters   Bachelors degrees

Small sample size.

Think yaoughta find some either talking points

                                                   Yahappen to catch Juanita in deminJesus

No.

Yah

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1529,  Sunday,  22  12. 24

https://www.womenshealthmag.com/beauty/a60257410/megan-fox-plastic-surgery/

    O my  goodness

                          truly truly   goodness     he nodded to her

she smiled

You look absolutely absolutely beautiful

Oh, why thank you.

Thank you  You made my heart smile

    You’re heart smile?

Ohyes

       You shoud understand Im from a huge family  my family eleven  extended family sixtysix cousinscoudnt toss a stone without hitting a pregnant aunt or aunts Top thaoff with my parents becoming foster parents  we always had babies in the house

                     So wonderful

her smile grew larger

she was dressed in a pale peagreen plumstriped skirt loose white muslingauze blouse flats

                                                                                               swollen belly swollen breasts

energeticallycoloured pinkcheeked  sunfilled

                                                had been chasing down her freshfaced toddler

she struck him with a Medusas eye

                                      turned him into gleemade him want to throw cartwheels

1PMish,  Thursday,  14  7. 24

1322,  Sunday,  22  12. 24

walking down the streetlooking forward  looking ahead

                                                          Awbruther  oh man sidestepped a tall slowpoke to keep an eye on her as they approached each other

She looks freakin amazing

she looked better

                                    Awhoh some  thing  peeled off       Not so much

   Okayawright too good to be true

                                      bamboozled himself   she was not his distanced imagining

did have a remainingredeeming aspect

crossed his fingers

he nodded to her as they passed

                                    she smiled

gave it five strides leftrightleftrightleftpivot glanced over his right shoulder

                                                                               THERE  there she was

struck gold

itd been occurring to him for a while given cosmeticswhich he wasnt keen  shapely  forward facing   womens attributes were behind them

                   out of eyeshot of their mirrors handholds of preening in bathrooms or before their vanitiesdid they still have vanities brushing their hair putting on their face fixing their earrings   their natural form  shoulders back derriere back of knees  calves

were their vanities gone

these attributes had their backs

GAWDjust cominround the corner  another woman

                                                        he excused himselfstepped right  went behind her    glanced

she looked better from behind too

1PMish,  Thursday,  14  7. 24

1116,  Sunday,  22  12. 24

Oh Ive got this  giggled

                                  he beamed

You’re lookin’ mighty proud of yourself.

Oh you have no idea

                        Im pleased as punch with myself

Are you braggi . .

. . I am 

           I   I really am

 

    Yagonna share?

I will I will   Im relishing it

 

Gonna share?

 

Let me cue it up

Cue it up?

Yah 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaA3YZ6QdJU

she listened

               Billy Joel.

Yes

    What’s so clever?

MAGA theme song

after 4PM,  Saturday,  21  12. 24

1208,  Sunday,  22  12. 24

Billy Joel  Just The Way You Are