Oh  WORD

               Microsoft WORD

programme refuses to giveup on him

if it operated with AIhe believed it did

                                          it could piss off  

if its algorithms were synched with him

                                           they were retarded

anbecause it was

he was vigilant

                     he used to call himself thorough

now anal

a machine made him anal

                            he wrote

tobasco hot sauce chose not to capitalise it

                                               looked againcreepin suspicion he misspelled it

tabasco is the correct spellingcaught himself

                                                caught WORD

it changed the spelling to tobacco  which in context of the sentence wouldnt have made any sense

wrote that he was making a Bloody Mary

                                              watched him freestyle tabasco

whod freestyle tobacco into a Bloody Mary

he could he would give AI an F

                                  obviously  would not promote it to the next grade

for such a dismal performance

0904,  Sunday,  18  8. 24

1454,  2sday,  20  8. 24

house chores were done

he was going to take an afternoon walk

on his way out he stopped with each cat told them hed see em in a bit

they lazed think lions of the Serengeti

                                      their routine

went out through the back door

                                  knew he frustrated people who came knocking at the metalscreened security door  could see into the house  car in the carport  theyd knock he didnt answer

he was walking

                  but

often he also chose not to answer the door

                                             wasnt law he had to stop what he was doing to accommodate them

impeccable timing usually OnethirtyTwo  his outdoor ferals waylaid him for a treat

                                                                                          which was their routine

which as it was becoming evident he nurtured

two been hanging out ten years

                                  their feral routine

those he could pet

two others would rip his arm off if he tried

                                            he understood FERAL

friends and family described him in kind

                                              or caveman

he countered  Luddite

they descended on him

                         two on the tarmacked driveway  two on the front porch

he went wide around on the drive to get to the car where he kept the treats

fetched

           he came back around shaking the Temptations  MixUps

wee was beside the metal security door

                                          Hello babehere ya go

placed morsels on her plate

walked over towards bigfoot bigfoot walked towards him out of style  sat on his haunches

                                                                                                 Wha the hell old man

over his head onto the scruff of his neck hanging below his chin a veil of black widow cobwebs broken dried leaves

Really farouk

               veils reminded him of the Middle East eunuchs  harems

he helped

           to his amazement it lifted complete off his head like a baseball cap

muttering Thawas something

                                treated bigfoot

he treated the velociraptors Robert a testicledTom   grimley

                                                                grimley a she could easily have been Roberts offspring  orangecream tabbys

returning Temptations to the car he headed down the hill  over his shoulder he thanked them

                                                                                                  called them Watchcats  My Library Lions

    not Hemingways Key West six-toed cats                                                                                              

but  theyd  do

   

1326,  Monday,  19  8. 24

1350,  2sday,  20  8. 24

https://www.hemingwayhome.com/our-cats

They . .

. . Who

    You got to do that?

I have to

Sorry. I’ll be no helpglimpsed them on the tube, the shot cutaway to a supporting video. I turned it off but the word hung in my ear.

Youre sure you heard them correctly

I did. Virality.

               Virality of the campaign.

Not virility

    No certainly not.

Did you just sneer

Did I? She’s running, a woman wouldn’t be described as virile.

Why not

Virility is descriptive of men.

But not necessarily

                     Woudnt it also describe an energetic vigorous robust masterful  forceful  woman

You think so.

I do

Yes, but you’re also the same person who describes, has described, beautiful men.

Yes

They’re not.

Perhaps not in your experience

                                 But you woud be reticent given your homophobic tendenciesnot tha theres anything wrong with tha

he chuckled

Was there a joke?

There was Seinfeld

                      no lights went on   Virality   Meaning

What?

Describe it to me

Viral.

Internet  Social media

Yes.

Circulated rapidly  Lie goes hafway round the world before the truth can get it shoes on

I would suppose so.

Metrics  Marketeers

                      Id think a campaign ought to be more granular

No.

     That’s up to voters.

Like reading a menu Tha sounds good Order it Tastes like shit

                                                                        Ya keep eatin it

You ordered it.

I can taste in the first bite it tastes like shit  I return it

You have to pay for it.

You have to pay for it  I woudnt 

                                      Im determined to get my moneys worth

Determined.

              That’s an understatement.

Actually hur hurhur its virility

                                A mans a womans

If I were a woman an someone had the audacity to describe me describe my muliebrity  Id punchem in the throat

You made that up. Mule. Stubborn.

An ass

Yeahsure.

   Wha an ass

                 On her 

Look it up

Maybe lat . .

. . O E D Oxford English Dictionary  Characteristics qualities of a woman  womanhood  womanliness

                                                                                                               Get this

As opposed to virility

See?

Yes  I can see tha yanever had sex with a virile woman

                                                            Your loss        

1317,  Sunday,  11  8. 24

1201, 2sday,  20  8. 24

https://latin.stackexchange.com/questions/19476/both-f%C4%93mina-and-mulier-mean-woman-whats-the-difference

Seinfeld  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0pPPkkT7GI