a friend shared a cigar with him My Father he wasnt familiar with it but his friend had good taste last time they smoked together was on Morro Bays Embarcadero they enjoyed Fuentes Hemingway Short Storys which have been his favourite cigar for years
his friend treated him not knowing that
Awright Yawanna a cameo appearance in it
Yeah, that would be fun, that’d
be alright with me.
Awright What do you want your character called like a stage nameHA a porn name Python
he looked at him as if suddenly
he didnt speak Englishdidnt understand him
An alias nom de plumedespite not writing
I don’t know.
Think on it Shoot me a text when you have decided on one
I can do that.
Good Because I wont enjoy the cigar until I have a
name yare okay appearing under
Okay. I can do that.
he texted :
: One night in Guadalajara
: : Awright
And what is the name of this character in Mexico?
: : Boyfriend in Tights
: : You’re killing me, man, killing me
OUTSIDE THE BOX
: : On the road more travelled . . . memoirs of a
drug addicted white whore
: : Drug-addled white whore I can work with that – providing a reason why
your ears are big – good handholds
: : Cheap Mickey Spurline highway murdered my
mother with all
: : Sketchy shit to work with, man
I’ll try
: : Tired now
the
fuck tired by wha
he texted immediately :
: That was supposed to be Mickey
Spillane’s Secret Lover’s Passion. Now a major motion picture starring Mickey
Spillane as Mickey.
fuck closest thing he could recall from his
library of Spillanes paperbacks was The Body Lovers it was never made into a film
definitely stoned
he texted again :
: Get on with the story.
Spillane Mike Hammer
he was familiar with the esoteric Theosophists Madame Helena
Blavatsky familiar with their ancient secretive
brotherhood of spiritual adepts known as The Masters at least they had the good sense to assume a
handle unlike his buddy Christ Throw me a freakin bone! he met and
befriended a gentleman who was once head librarian at the Henry S.
Olcott Memorial Library in Wheaton Illinois which housed and catalogued
thousands of Theosophy texts
Wayne insisted the system
wasnt a religion rather it preached the
existence of a single divine Absolute it promoted an emanationist cosmology in
which the universe is perceived as outward reflections from this Absolute
Yaknow buddy Stop right there
What? Wayne was latherednear panting
Sounds like religion
It isn’t.
If it looks like a duck swims
like a duck quacks like a duck
It isn’t.
No Ive read some tracts read Madame Blavatsky The Masters Ducks To each his own man I can only imagine that working in such an
environment itd rub off on youyoud absorb it how could you not Yasaid you
worked there nearly seven years Words
like water eventually finds their way in
I still remember things from
catechism things I can regurgitate which I learned kneeling on a broom handle
he fired up the My Father almost triggered a prayer who art in Heaven
creamy taste light a 52ring Robusto
she held it to her rubycoloured
lips briefly kissed the end of it then parted her lips held it between her
white teeth then placed her lips around it and sucked in a puff
the natives were getting restless
odds were in their favour
I believe your fans need
of your attention
You’re not a fan.
You’re tempted?
I said I was good at avoiding
temptation
Hmm. Not even if I said I’ve named my left breast Words she giggled like a little girl
Cute? Really? I’m beautiful.
You are Better beat ityare givin me ideas
she smiled like a wolf took a long pull on the cigar
he couldnt say he ever saw a cigar
smoked so seductively
Lemme say to your satisfactionIm sure Yare killin me
Harm smiledhanding the cigar back
to him
he tugged on it a couplethree
of times before she let go
he moved in his pants
she didnt turn back but laughed
uproarious the peels shaking her head
she slayed the room
very agile
supple
