just when you thought a guy
couldnt stink worse
this guy lit it upstinking to
high heaven
possibly
unrivaled
ticked it up a fat degree a deep notch and he worried that the stink might not come out of his clothing
he may have to burn them
start from scratch
not really but it certainly made him think so
he knew he couldnt bury them
the earth would resist
hed dig a hole in her one day and not days later shed excrete them
shes not as hapless as we might
think
she wouldnt want any part of itshed
already absorbed more poisons than she could ever have imagined vile concoctions unimagined in nature
What does that say about us?
he actually gagged when the slovenly
man cut him offstepped rudely in front of him tossing a gappedtooth grin
there was plenty of sidewalk
but
maybe the jokester there
are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke thought that because he had his nose in a book that he didnt have peripheral
vision ears to hear or sonar an aura that picked up spatial disturbances
he cut him off
his stink nearly cut him down
he was inure to himself Limburger cheese doesnt know that it stinks but Limburger doesnt get up shake a leg stroll
about unwrapped
beyond his gag Christ man gag Get cleaned up
halfturning he snarled I do as I please. another gappedtooth grin
not much left to doNo to counter this bane Careful man watch yer step he said as he kicked his heel
and tripped him with his own feet however possibly he might have exaggerated his own stumble over
him stumblingdriving his elbow his weight on his head slapping his temple to the concrete
Limburger went limp under him
kneeling over him he cried
SOMEONE CALL 911 THIS GUYS OUT HELP
a bigger crowd might have gathered if Limburger
didnt put them off they heaped up then
backpedaled tripping over those pressing up behind them CHRIST gag sputter What’s that smell? Is that him? Ohmygod.
amid that milling discombobulation distress he got
off his knee brought his book to his face and walked off a masked man in search of his sidekick emerging from the fragmenting
spiral he kept to the line he was on
before Limburger interrupted him
why people took issue with his
walking and reading was beyond him
it wasnt the first time
though it was certainly the most unique
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