their conversations ran from
highbrow literature history politics science
mathematics togratefully profuse banality
he was the master of Banal
he accused his cohort master
of Anal
he couldnt push
him out of his tight prescribed narrow lane just refused to venture into the unknown
Unknown Really
he memorised
Rumsfelds beaut raged as he listened to the national news conference A-hole he knew it better than Bible passageswhich would have offend his areligiousreligious
parents
“Reports that say that something hasn’t
happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known
knowns; there are things we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that
is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also
unknown unknowns (JesusHChrist) – the ones we don’t know we don’t know (ought
to have run that on a loop – pure genius). And if one looks throughout the
history of our country and other free countries (“You’re either with us or you’re
against us.”), it is the latter category that tends to be the difficult ones.”
he braced him about
letting his hair down Take a chance throw
it against a wall see if it sticks
No, isn’t happening. Why put
myself at risk? risk averse return on investmentROI
Risk is exhilaratingFun
Not if you lose.
Ive lost more than Ive won
Not me.
Makes one resilient adaptable got scars
to prove it
Not me.
his cohort loved cars sport cars strictly appreciated their superficial
cosmetic appealamongst other things
he didnt see cars any more than
he paid attention to men
it was nothing more than transportation
from A to B
his cohort sallied forth on what he
thought he understood about transmissions powershifting shifting gears
he was killing him
might as well
have been rattling on about stocks pork belly futures the commodity exchanges money money money ching ching ching centless
Awwell made sense he was raised affluentdidnt
think twice of his entitlement actually
fought him on the premise that he was entitled
Dude white affluent male just jump in where Im off base
he was getting off base
manual transmissions he handled them on the column on the floor thats all he needed to know of their machination
he was gonna take a leak
Listen man yakeep talking to
yourself Im hittin the head
in the head he paused Comon gotta go then he farted tickled
him pink gears shiftedhe urinated
he was so pleased with the
juxtaposition shifting he was sharing come hell or high water
he wandered back to the
patioalways admiring his cohorts in-the-ground swimming pool Hey man Ya
know something
What do I know?
In regards to your . . fuck no words other than lectureshootin
from the hip I might add . I have a
response
he
sneeredhe was an accomplished sneerer
What do you got?
Opened my pants stood there a bit I fartedthe works began A transmission of sorts smackdab in the midst your yammering
Yammering?
Yes
Why yammering?
I told you in advance of your questionable
scholarship I wasnt interested
Yetya persisted Soyah
So yeah?
Youve farted sparked your piss I know you like that word I DONT Correct Its happened
DUH.
Thank you
Smartest thing youve said all day
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