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Yathink they still make babypins

Whos they?

   Nice  My mistakethank you Ill rephrase   Are babypins still being made

I wouldn’t know, when I had kids we used premade adhesive disposal diapers; havent used a pin in my life.

Arya kiddin me

No.

Thas freaking remarkablealmost hard to believe 
                                                    Like me you were the eldest as a kid I changed my siblings diapers
Not me.

Why not you

Not my job.

It wasnt a job it was helping out lending a hand

Not my job. Weren’t my kids. 
                                 Wasn’t my choice to have them.

Awrightokay didnt mean to touch a nervebut nevertheless thinkin bout it my youngest isnt a year older than your eldest

There’s nothing to think about . . no way in hell I was gonna stab me or my kids.

A rite of passage man for you for them Manhood childhood arent suppose to pass unscathed

Stabbing isn’t scathing, dumb . . but as you say . thinking about it . . I wore diapers as a kid . . went through the ritual to . .
. . Horseshit aint a ritual if ya werent aware of it No default rites of passage  gotta look it in the teeth

Or maybe . just maybe . . I’m smarter than you . .
. . No sense getting snarky

he put his hand to his chest exaggerating I didn’t mean to come off snar . .
. . No no perhaps ya lack courage
                                   NO ya never do but but  maybe ya don think ahead or possibly for that matter think at all  Queer for a smart manyes backhanded compliment intentionally rude 
                                                                              Seeme   I thought ahead


he found Americanmade babypins
                                   anhe didnt have to go to TARGET Superstore CHINA to buy a packet
    
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338preferred (nice and round),  Day-between-Two-Ts


he kneweveryone knows
                             your guts constrictsicken  yacant seem to stop the gushcant flush quick enoughnot no way no how ya dam an clog the pot with your stool
                                                WHELL thas exactly wha some Republican House members did today then left it to Capitol maintenance (again) to cleanup mopup disinfect the chamber floor


they proposed EXPUNGING FORMERS 2nd HOUSE IMPEACHMENT  Christs dog 


they are violating their oaths to the Constitution they swore to God to uphold  LIARS 
                                                                                  Mike Rogers AL  Markwayne Mullin OK 
Jason Smith MO 
Jeff Duncan SC
Ronny Jackson TX 
Ken Buck CO 
Greg Steube FL
Diana Harshbarger TN 
Randy Weber TX 
Matt Rosendale & Clay Higgins LA no idea why their names were linked 
Alex Mooney WV 
Scott DesJarlais TN 
Mike Bost IL 
Steve Palazzo MS 
Rick Allen GA 
Trent Kelly MS
Bob Gibbs OH 
Mike Kelly PA 
Elise Stefanik NY
Mike Johnson LA
John Rutherford FL 
Doug LaMalfa CA 
Matt Gaetz FL 
Andrew Clyde GA 
Mike Carey OH 
Andy Biggs AZ
Brian Mast FL 
Jody Hice GA

too many to swing from Pences pitiful gallows

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MAKING THEIR STATES PROUD 


  Awbrother
                 he coudntsay last time he heard anyone say that  made his eardrums itch he poked at them with his baby fingers   

hedsaid yahhedid he knew her biblically
                                           who the fuck says tha  Awwshut it down man
Really

he seemed bewildered
                        What do you mean, really?

Ya said ya knew her biblically

I did, yes. I figure saying it that way I’m not detailing anything, preservingprotecting her honor; not kissing an tellin . .
. . Man  Ya flummox me I cant believe yasaid that either Who the fuck says that Yer blowin my mind blowin a hole in the side of time Im sucked outlike suffering decompression breached hull jetplane airborne   Ya gotta quit wid tha swear ya wont repeat it to another soul as long as ya live pleease   For your own sake

he droppedshook his head like a child being scold

lifting it again he smiled looked bemused 
                                              You’re being ridiculous.
Im not
          Ive had very few biblical relationships Shit weve done woud make a priest pull his collar up over his eyes stick his fingers in his ears blabber nahnahnah so he coudnt hear  Aint ridiculous 
                                                                                     Frankly sublime

he pouted

Arya pouting

I . . I think I am.

  I preserved an protected their honour too  Didnt I

Yes.

Yare welcome to it if it saves ya from uttering biblically biblical Bible bilge

That’s generous of you.

Not really gotta million of em

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The bathroom toiletmy toilet 

Yes.

his yes humoured him a cringe accompanied it 
                                                   Whell whaif I tellya I call the look retro Clark gasoline station Im not concerned how its looks but rather its function

You ought to replace the seat and lid.

Because

You can’t be serious, they’re unsightly.
Theyre old 
           Hell a third to half the time you use it its behind yayare sitting on it Its clean wont bite ya in the ass or nip your dick

Quit being ridiculous, it's unsightly.

Whell man whaever  But whaever ya do donclose your eyes while taking a leak  Pretty please    

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