16.12.23


Merry Christmas.

Happy Holidays

What?   You can’t say Merry Christmas?

   You cant say Happy Holidays

It’s Christma . .
. . To Christians

   It’s Ameri . .
. . And its multidenominational
                                  Christmas Chanukah Kwanzaa sneak Boxing Day in there

It's Christmas. Merry Christmas.

Right back atcha

But you won’t say it.

You have

But you won’t.


No

You oughta be ashamed of yoursel . .
. . Because Ogolly   Im white
                                   Im respectful though not willing to kowtow to Christ

   It’s Christmas.

Knock yourself out

1405,  Saturday,  16  12. 23
1810,  Saturday
Bing Crosby  It’s Beginning to Look Like Christmas  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3vMisNaqd8


he went outside to take a leak water the poppies  theyd appreciate it
                                                                             theyre wild like him
inside he left a couple of buddies playing cutthroat
they cut his throat

he was waiting for one to scratchlotsa balls on the table odds were good hed be back in rotation

waiting decided to tap a kidney


he was high
              stood on a short stone wallpissed into the mischief of poppies weeds scratchedearth anthills particledslivered shale lizards scrambled stopped to watch a couple of rosebushes needing pruning leaned in away from a verticalplanked unpainted wood fence

occurred to him as he emptied that in conversation he could politicise anythingsexualise it  hmmm   but what about religion one of the three nonono tenets ones not supposed to bringup in polite company

if he was in its amidst no way itd be polite

hmmm  Churchy  Wha
                           hed ask inside
Guys
You’re back in the game.

Yah Knew it

How could you?you were outside taking a leak

Im playingainst two clowns

Hey!

Nah no hey If Im shooting again someone scratched

Tablescratched. Missed every ball on the table.

   Clowns As I said  So


So?

Yah If I can politicise sexualise conversations
                                                 Whas the term tha implies religion

Religion?

   Yah
         Yaknow I have a hardon for itnot proselytize  Doesnt fit

I would have said proselytize too.

Yah
     Nah

the other shrugged

as he said Clowns
                      I was considering religisize capitalS I Z E  Because I believe religious men have little peckers little dog attitudes   But religisize doesnt cut it

like an assembled choral group they chimed No fuckin’ idea. Wouldya shoot.

 


later thanight at home it still begged
                                 Nah Spiritualise didnt cut it either he sighed
Whadafuck

1613,  Reggaefriday,  15  12. 23
1733,  Saturday,  16  12. 23


It was art. He gave you an F?

Yah It was understood I understood

What was to understand?

The kite had to fly If it didnt Id fail that quarter

Your kite didn’t fly?

Oh no no way in hell it was gonna fly but it was   it was lovely sinuous had different coloured paper looked like bullet fins kindalike a rocketship   but not

Sounds like it was artistic.

It was Very

And the class was art.

An it didnt fly

An F?

Yah It was worth it
                     Freaked my Dad outhe said How the hellya get an F in Art?
When I got an F Winter quarter high school PE he almost shit againhad to remind him of Seventh Grade Ar . .
. . Wait.  Physical Education?

Yah

You got an F in gym?

Yah

How’d you do that?

It was gymnastics I didnt like gymnastics
                                             So I went up to the gym teachertold him Id be in the gymnasium shooting hoops

He let you?

Yah He knew mewas my backfield coach football tha Fall

And you got an F?

I did Class was gymnastics not basketball

So, it wasn’t that you didn’t care to do it, rather you couldn’t.

No  I could
            Howbout this I didnt like gymnastics so I didnt care to do it
Thas a drop-the-mike moment
I gotta go
Catcha later

1650,  Reggaefriday,  15  12. 23
1136,  Saturday,  16  12. 23


. . . you ought to write me a letter. he said into the phone

Ive written you lots an lots of times

Write me another.

Forwha purpose

I’m only get trash mail, flyers, bills. It’d be nice to get a, get a letter.

I imagine I know the feeling

So you’ll write me?

Ill write you back


That’s not what I meant.

I know whaya meant

   So you’ll not write me.

Thasnot wha I said  was it

   No.

No


Would a postcard count?

It would

Cool. I can do that.
                     I’d get a letter in return?

Whad I say

Sweet.  Listen, I gotta run. We’ll talk soon.

Howbout you call me next time too

I can do that.

Do it
        Be cool

You too man, you too. Bye. 

1022,  Saturday,  16  12. 23