supervisor walked up to him

                               pointedflipped his nametag with a finger  I don’t think so.

naïvely  Wha

No. I don’t think so. That doesn’t fly.

    Don be rude Im an owner too  employee-owned grocery store

Perhaps. But I oversee you.

Then oversee

                Quit inspecting

Your nametag is inappropriate.

According to you

                   Ive had no complaints

I . .

. . Stop   Excuse me

                           Can you imagine if I were Chinese

    Chinese?

Yes

        Names Hun

Hoon?

How

How what?

Spelled

H  O  O  N.

    Incorrect

                 H  U  N  Theyre pronounced alike

Your point.

My nametag woud read  capital H  lowercase u  lowercase n  last name capital G  

                                                                                          I greet my customers

I motion to my nametag  Im HunG

You may have had to suffer tha  rather than Im BillT

                                                         Each nametag lacking space between my first name last initial

Conundrum

Co-owner

Nametag stands

You have issue with my work ethic speakup

                                                But until then  looks  Bruce D  Ohshit

Thas unfortunate

220preferred,  Thursday,  3  4. 25

2054,  Thursday

Paul Simon  You Can Call Me Al  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9UcXl6lQgE 

the boideur the voyeur retired to the house to pour themselves libations

boideur had a niftytake on White Russian used Baileys Irish Cream instead of heavy cream

he on the other hand poured himself a neat threefingers twelveyear Redbreast

                                                                                     they returned outdoors

conversed  warmed in the sun

    overhead  occasional hawk cries

as they talked boideurfor the third time that day things obviously happen in threes  said profound

Gotta excuse me  Again

What again?

Profound

            I usually read the word to actually sayinit

Thrice today                       

    Thrice?

Methinks you used profound  Im allowed thrice

Methinks?

Fuck  Whynot

                But lets not veerquibble  digress

Used a third time I have to admit theres a woodpecker inside my skull tryin to escape distracting me harbouring  equating  profundity fun  profound to profanity   Profane

                                                                               Methinks

They are the same wordmean the same  can be used interchangeably

No.

Yes

No.

    

Something profoundreimagined can be profane an something  profane   profound

                                                                                        Sticking to my guns

    Certainly has become a day of invention for you.

Yah  Got my moments

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Nowlook over there . . .

                            couldnt curb his enthusiasm

And over there . . . yasee?

                             I can see  Just keep pointinme in the right directio . .

. . There.

                You know, living inside a forest has provided me the benefit of all these birds.

It has

         Were you attracted to them before  or has living out here influenced you

    That’s a good question.

 

 

Hard to sayas you know I have a scientific bent.

As I

      But aside of being aware of birds Im not desirous to know their kind names calls colourationwha their beaks tell about them

You don’t find those aspects fascinating?

    No

           I appreciate their beauty

I woud say as much for women  They have my appreciation

                                                                   However

Their personalities finer points  not necessary

Im only glimpsing them

Much as you do birds

                                  he chuckled

You laugh?

I am

Why?

Do you  now consider yourself a birder

    I’d say yes.

                                  he chuckled again

A boider

Boider?

B  O  I  D  E  R

Like slang?

Yah

Boider.   Sure.

                                  chuckled

What’s funny?

I consider myself a voyeur

                             An as such  eyeballin candy   akin to you

I dub thee  Boideur

                     Spelled   B  O  I  D  E  U  R

Man, how it is you humor yourself.

Awcomon  Thas funnyclever   Funny

1400,  Tuesday,  1  4. 25

1122,  Thursday,  3  4. 25

the comment made him catch his breath

                                           Amen brother you sing it out I got your back Onehunred percent

gent had said  . . . these outrage machines pickingup his smartphone as he did

                                                                                      Right on right on

    he had to get a new phone

his daughter purchased him a smartphone

first thing they did together to it was dumb it down

                                                      Really Papa? Some apps would be beneficial.

No thank you I want it pithed

                               Hold it down Ill get an icepick

she deadpanned Icepick?

they were visiting his father

                               Wha yathink Grampa doesnt have an icepick

her deadpanned died

                       didnt have an adjective to describe exactly  what he was looking at

Please, would you sit down beside me?

he sat if he had a tail he would have wagged it

                                             Yes  Wha

We’re dumbing it down to what?

I think you know

I believe I dobut . . I’d rather you say.

This phone is going to become my home phoneexcept for when I travel

There’s an app you should have to help you with your flights when you do fly.

Would you concede to allow me to enable, at least, that?

he was a prick but he wasnt that big a prick

                                            Id rather concur but Ill concede

Thank you, thank you.

Youre welcome they were a polite family

    when the smoke cleared all said and done he got his ability to talk to receive and take photographs to text while she asked first additionally enabled Flashlight  Compass  Magnifier

hence  ability to compromise

 

the outrage machine its social media harpingharanguing was effectively neutered

                                                                                       his father also had an old pair of rusty shears 

 

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1029,  Thursday,  3  4. 25

entering the kitchen shy was up on the counter sitting on pantry towels

                                                                              You can stay put pussy

. . . put pussy  hmm

                       liked how that sounded coming out of his mouth

shy

     she and his friend cum girlfriend cum fiancée cum bride shared the same birthdate

lots of cummin over those first few years

                                           anbeyond https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEQoOjj7j4o

she thought she had to scramble to keep up

                                                Comon kiddo this is not a competition she was competitive

Relax https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1NUzrVhDQg  Kick back  Enjoy

                                                                          Aint keepin tabs

Not playin tit for tat                                                    

I  dig  you  he did to his depths

   shy stayed put

             

2333,  Wednesday,  2  4. 25

0944,  Thursday,  3  4. 25

Frankie Goes to Hollywood  Relax  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1NUzrVhDQg  whenisRyanGoslinggoingtoremakethismusicvideo

Disturbed  Sound of Silence  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4

strange deluded  felon

                         creepinround the White House aka Melanias Airbnb at night  all alone  said in the Rose Garden yesterday after the markets CLOSED

“For decades, our country has been looted, pillaged, raped and plundered (Methinks hethinks America is Russia) by nations near and far, both friend and foe alike. But it is not going to happen anymore. (Whos writes crap like this for him)”

                                “Instead, he said, tariffs would create ‘the golden age of America.’”

Methinks – twice in a one piece  some kind of record – felons fixation with golden may have something to do with his rumoured act in Russia a Central Casting Gotcha the beneficiary the recipient of a Golden Shower

0904,  Thursday,  3  4. 25

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