slobs  pigs  need not enter

                               they ought to have stayed outdoors  fed insects fertilised plants 

how they made it out of the stall without leaving footprints was beyond him

door says MEN 

                 this was not a man

he hoped the grocer had CCTV near the toilets to view those entered them theyre remote from usual foot traffic

                                                                                                                     if they IDd the pig they could keep him out of the store in the future or possibly charge him with vandalismhave him reimburse them for the hazmat team that had to be deployed to cleanup the vile mess

                                                                               Jackson Pollock would have held his nose tipped his hat to the orangishflecked display on the toilet the tank the tiled floor walls

he was also miffed with the little old man at the urinal when he entered who didnt wash his hands when he finished and didnt approach Customer Service to inform them prior to him of the horrid mess

                                                                                        the stink was terrible  the old man couldnt have been so myopic or his smell so diminish not to figure that something was rotten in the state of Denmark  threw him that that was a line from Shakespeares Hamlet

                                                              the ghosts would rush him and demand he take it back

hed tell the ghosts to have a look a sniff of their own before harassing him

ever seen a ghost retch

ever seen a ghost retch

                         that was not hyperbole

had he walked in as the slob was leaving the stall hed have pitched him back in and laughed as he slid and slipped asif on ice

        he grew up in Chicago  he was always humoured by the agile almost keeping their feet as opposed to those who BAMdropped like they were shot

slob  cretin   mighty sure he wasnt a congenital idiot  even an idiot knows how to use a toilet

   

after 1730,  Sunday,  5  9. 21

1152,  Monday,  6  9. 21

Commodores  Slippery When Wet  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3ZkyhEoFU8 

 

they came in through the front door up left the halfflight of steps to the living areas of a splitlevel quadruplex

downstairs was access to the garage halfbath laundry den with fireplace small studio

he lead the way

at the top of the stairs she pulled up shortlooked into the livingroom diningroom asked What the hell is this?

Whadoes it look like

Mayhem.

Stop

It looks like a Third World refugee camp.

Well I cant say the girls and I were shooting for that Be more imaginative  Use your childs brain

I’m not a child.

Too bad Maw seeing through the eyes of a child is a remarkable faculty

Then I’ll make a leap of faith, this . . menagerie . was your idea and the girls helped you execute it.

right on cue from a hole between blankets his wife rose blankets at her hips she said You’ll have to give me a moment to work my way to you, Maw, via our subterranean labyrinthine course; you like the girls' fort?

Fort?

      she rolled her eyes

Whatelse he asked This fort has endured three daysthe longest any of the forts have lasted  Fort Endurance

How am I supposed to get around?

On your hands and knees

                            Girls  Come  Follow your Mom and come loveup Gramma  give her some hugs and buzies

On my hands and knees?

When in Rome do as the Romans do

I’m not a spring chick.

Youre not an old biddy

                         I think youll be pleasantly surprised Its very comfortable Between the sofas and loveseat single seat cushions sleeping bags every freaking sheet blanket pillow in the house  the Third World would move in happily  in a heartbeat

I’ve never. she sneered

About time

You knew I was coming to visit.

Did I slew the Minotaur let blinded Polyphemus the Cyclop out though fair warning might be a few frogs we caught down by the pond over near the corner where the dining table is  The girls are excited for you to see

his wife and two girls popped up before her Hiya, Maw! GRAMMA!!

                                                                        before she hugged and kissed them she asked  You're not really going to make me crawl around on all fours are you?  

                                                                          YES!!!

Fort Endurance endured their “clumsy” Gramma their Polish Godzilla repairs were facilitated before they had to be pointed out

 

as they drove to the airport Gramma remarked I feel like a dog, a mushroom.

from the backseat came an overwhelming cry You don’t look like one, Gramma!!!

who wouldnt like a little girls fortress

2220,  Sunday,  22  8. 21

1317,  Monday,  6  9. 21

C S N & Young  Our House (Fort)  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKYjUn-SBcg