Awbrutha. You take the cake.
Not really Itah was inevitable
You didn’t have to take the job.
I did
You did?
Why?
I wanted to learn how to do the
art on the lattes Ive always thought
thawas very clever
You couldn’t have learned it
through a small local business?
I woudnt do wha I did to a small
company
But to Starbucks.
Yah
Why?
Strike a blow for the little guy
Are you the little guy?
I am an so is everyone who is cowed by their managerwho cower to the bosses who cower to their bosses who cower
to theirs
Thas a miserable hierarchy Was just throwing a little sand into the
gears
Do you think you changed a thing?
No matter For weeks it was quite a pip
Then you got fired.
I saw it coming She was a real prudegot the fattest cock I
ever made
Ever made?
Ohyah I was doin it awhile The teenagers thought I was the shitsold more
lattes than you coud shake a stick at they loved me
When I
was fired I defended myself . .
. . It was indefensible . .
. . It wasnthear me out
You’re right. she shook her head pathetically Lemme hear an then I call it indefensible.
Attagrrl keep an open mind he guffawed
You laugh. You lost your job.
Didnt lose it Hear me out
I’m listening.
Thank you
So I followed the manager
into her office . .
.
. HER.
Yaever see a store manager who wasnt a woman theyre best at the job they
oughta be makin money hand over fist but corporatemost corporations don see it
thaway Fuckers woud kick a woman a fella
while they were down Theyre not invested
in the people who grease the wheels that create the wealth for shareholders
Systems fuckedup
It’s always been . .
.
. Thas no reason Why I played my little part
Lead by example?
Damnright
You were fired.
Yes No one followed me
Not leading. At least not by example.
Better than its always been thaway
To my mind
You followed her into her office.
Yes
I had her bring up . .
.
. Why would she do that?
Because I wasnt leaving until she
did I asked her to humour me
I don’t imagine she was humored.
Had be some humour showing a customer
that their outrage was sufficient to have an employee terminated immediately
How?
Humoured me
Youll remember I
saw she was a prude Her indignation
purpled her face Wish I had it on tape
she tipped her head down shook it
even more pathetically than before
Woudya stop
You’re unbelievable, I’m sorry, go ahead
continue.
So in her office I had her bring
up the sales numbers the lattes over the past twothree weeks I was making em Had her compare
them to prior monthshad her compare to the same time last year when I wasnt employed
Given my initiative I made
Starbucks a pretty penny and the pretty penny was fired She coudnt refute me It was there in black an white As I said the kids loved meword spread like
wildfire
Then you put out the fire by serving
a fat cock to a prude?
Ya gotta believe it appeared even
fatter than it was to her She cringed violently
when she took the lid off I watched
You’re something else.
I am Not only did I make fat cocks on lattes but
also sweet sweetlookin pussies.
OhChrist.
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