texted :
: Come. Coffee. Get high.
Have food shoot pool, enjoy being Polish.
a Johnny-come-lately according to
Nat Geo genetic testing
but that was only
the frontend of the offering
friend on the backend
a girl friend
which texter had a hard time
comprehending not girlfriend I don’t know that.
he knew it two weeks in
maybe texter hadnt dated much as
a teen in college
COLLEGE
Get Out of
Nam Free card
he didnt go
however given his low Draft
number he won better
than threehunred buddies parked dough in
a pot for the miscreant who had the misfortune to be drawn first TADUM aside from a sewing machinegave it to his sisters it was
only fuckin thing he ever won in his life
he didnt stick around after high school to let the machinery of the Draft influence or
find him
hit the road like Kerouac
spent time with a lot of women
before STDs became a thing
though made a point of wearing a
condom
Don fuck without one
nearly
the slogan popularised by American Express
he wouldnt
girl friend
lead texter round by the nose
galled him
he politely declined
had letters he wanted to write get out
Who writes letters anymore?
texter had moments of assholism
: : Texting with a who
: : Write them some other time.
: : No thank you
However Thank you
: : She’s going to be disappointed.
: : Not my problem
: : You’re cold, man.
: : Thoroughly imbued steeled by Reality
: : So what am I supposed to say, you’ll hurt her
feelings.
: : I don’t care. You could make something up but
I’d tell her the truth: I had something better to do
: : Better?
Really?
: : Then lie
he disliked people trying to hang
things around his neck
Church of Brutal
Beyond Belief
he was a charter member
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