OHKahRist thas hilarious
I almost died.
he imagined she did
was a straitlaced
gal dyed-in-the-wool blanchedblushed when he said something offcolour which was often he was famous for it no waitinhe was at a sudden in peoples faces
upset some
was a strategy
offend the one youre with
offended theyd try to offend him cold day in
hell awfullythick-fuckinskinned
he
explained
By offending well arrive far sooner at what we agree
big sighs big shrugs
confirmation
You went to your usual massage place
empathetic Yes.
It’s been very successful.
They brought in some new masseuses masseurs.
Messieurs French
Funny. They’re Vietnamese.
Vietnam was under French rule for a long
time
Colonialism White man stomping indigenous people Civilising Missions
The Man must come from
tha shit
made a face I don’t know what you’re talking about.
You ought to read history world history
Coud work the
bugs out of our thinking should we choose to think
I’ll take your word for
it.
Yashoudnt
But I digress
Your Vietnamese massagers
Ohbrother.
Not a fan
I understand.
Nobody touches you
unless you want them to.
Got tha right sister
My usual masseuse wasnt there, they only
had a man available, I could come back in three hours.
So I pulled the trigger I needed a
massage.
Whenever I hear need I hear want
A versus episode
Please.
he shaddup her story
The receptionist told me Dong would be
out in a moment.
Dong? I asked.
Dong. He be right
out. Take room. Disrobe.
I like she knew disrobe
Not a
term used often enough
Your story
I asked again, Dong?
Yes, ma’am. Dong.
Ya wanted a massage No dong
if looks could kill
So I went to the room, took off my
clothes, it dawned on me.
Don. I was so relieved.
You do understand
Understand?
Dong is a Vietnamese mans name
Is it?
Is
Everyone we know Im tellin you paidwere massaged by a dong
he was damn confident Pantone hadnt a
name for the colour she turned
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