he laughed to himself
the gal was pretty cute she
was concerned for him
he walked up on the public
bathroom inside the coffee shop
she stood there
he asked if she was waiting for
the bathroom Are you the head of the
line
No, I’m not in line. My friend’s
inside.
I appreciate that thank you
You’re welcome.
he watched something stir
in her eyes anif he was as good a judge of character in womencould give a fuck about men pigs as he thought he
was she was thinking he REALLY
had to use the restroom she was considerate being kind Bravo
to her and to her parents
I’m sure she’ll be out
in a moment.
Thank you
it was a quaint shop overlooking a
creek
a flatstone patio wood porches providing tables and chairs formed to three sides of it it was too bad they hadnt
had rain in a while the creekbed is more vibrant pristine if water were flowing
she looked nervous
I’m sure she’ll be just a moment.
Thank you Im fine I appreciate your consideration
she sidled to the door rapped gently on
it
Hey. Someone's waiting.
Oh you neednt
You don’t know her.
Indeed I dont
She doesn’t tend to think of
others.
Then yare a good friend an Im luck to have you
she giggled covered her mouth
she went to rap
on the door again but it began to open There she is.
She is there Thank you for your kindness
she blushed
he entered the restroom
he was too elatedtickled he didnt want to lose that edge hed take
advantage of this age-thing hed play Soft
Russian Roulette
it was a game he devised where when he
went to urinate in a unisex bathroom he didnt lock the door ostensibly the anglehe played a lot of poolloved bank
shots from the door to the commode was such that if
someone did enter their only visual offense would be his stream they couldnt see anything unless he
turned anwhy would he piss on the
floor
it
made for a curious frisson in his spine somewhat
relativeakin to making love in a car or outdoors where one ran the risk of being discovered
he couldnt think of
a single lover he didnt put through thatHA gauntlet
Prudes neednt apply
anthere was also his longheld
fallback position Fuck em if they cant
take a joke
when he returned to his table his
coffee cup his buddy Jesus! That was a while.
Public bathrooms ya gotta wait
your turn
Fortunately I can
entertain myself
Ya give some thought
to wha I suggested
What did you suggest? I wasn’t
thinking of nuthin.
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