things are dark in America

                            which

unfortunately to everyone in earshotDARK is rightup his alley

                                                                   black black black humour

digs noir writing

 

things are dark

and he cant help to brighten them

so he makes fun

old saying

               Id cry if I didnt laugh

if he cried as much as he might if he hadnt his perverse sense of humour the rag of a face hed be wearing would be dragged down  hideous  a frown   grimace

that shit cant be erased by even the most talented plastic surgeon

pull up on the loose skin

no face at all

mighty grim

 

this is a time of toilet babies

not his

          Keeping Up with the Kardashians

    his

girl woman  exits a public bathroom stall trailing a foetus like toilet paper caught on her shoe

                                                                                                    laughed groaned

                                              

1502,  Monday,  1  9. 25

1143,  reggaefriday,  10  10. 25

Undisputed Truth  Smiling Faces Sometimes  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo1DxtI73SE

cosplay

Dammit. shaking his head  Would ya look?

he looked in the direction he was looking

                                            a ground squirrel at the foot of the porch steps eating seed that was spiltdiscarded from birdfeeders hanging above

Can you believe the audacity?

    Audacity

                    Ya think a ground squirrel knows audacity

You know what I mea . .

. . Means  youd like to poison it

                                     Last time didnt play out so well did it

Killed a lot of other animals

    Leave well enough alone  Live and let live

At least theyre native

broheim was legendary  bitched about plants animals in California that werent

Youre not native

                         Gonna poison yourself

I’m not an anima . .

. . Yare

             Besides

Thas not a ground squirrel

You blind. It certainly is

Hmm   Lemme look closer

                              he stood quietlystealthily took halfdozen ten steps forward

turned his back to nonsquirrel Nah

walking back Thas no ground squirrel

It certainly is.

Nah

        Its a chipmunk in drag dressingcosplaying a ground squirrel

broheim doesnt bitch when the halfdozen better chipmunks have at the spilt castoff seed

1020,  Thursday,  18  9. 25

1301,  reggaefriday,  10  10. 25

Stop

       Thas choice Sis

her laughters like music since she was little

                                                 he has three years on her

Isn’t it though?

Is

    Whose idea  I have an idea

    What’s your idea?

Im talkin to her

brightly You are.   

he could hear her big smile over the telephone

                                                   Howdya come up with tha

I think it makes Dad feel better. He doesn’t like to think of himself as disabled, handicapped.

Hobbled  By age

                      But only tha

Hobbled parking doesnt sound good

No.

       Premium parking.

Yaknow Sis

                  I think you ought to run with tha pursue it Go to your community the library local city hall government building businesses

Pitch premium parking

You’re funny.

Im serious

                I happen to think its brilliant

Says more to the world thanHEY  Im handicapped

                                                            Theyre better than tha

1302,  Wednesday,  8  10. 25

1111,  reggaefriday,  10  10. 25

. . . distant relativ . .

. . AMEN broheim   Amen

startled  What? Really?

Ja

    Youre immediate family mine back east joined at the hip thad drive me nuts  Rap at your door company change-o prest-o COMPANY   Whaever you had in mind  Adios

Youre entertaining

    I don entertain

Been near forty years out of tha maelstrom

I remain enthusiastically in support my decision

    You don’t miss your family?

Of course I do

                  Though I prefer  micro-doses

We talk long distance

Ya don talk on the phone

No.  I dislike it.

    Because

Because.  I don’t lik . .

. . Youve never had to

                               Youve never left  Summer construction in Colorado isnt  left

It was for a year.

A portion

           Left after college  Was back Christmas New Years

Ja 

Better part of a year.

Ill give ya tha

 

    Distant relatives     Me an mine obviously prefer it

At least in regards to me

They rarely come here

I visit

A week a year.

Weeks plenty

                   Plenty of loving

Actually

We lovingly relive my parents siblings   our youth

                                                           Happy crossroads

Defy its normative understanding

   

    You mean the devil’s crossroad?

Ever tempted

Seriously? Cut a deal with the devil?

You?

Nah  Atheist

If you weren’t?

But I am

As a thought experiment.

There has to be some semblance of belief for thought

                                                                    Agree

Yes. 

       But you’re imaginative.

I am

No

Bu . .

. . No

         I know you know no

Thursday afternoon,  9  10. 25

1019,  reggaefriday,  10  10. 25

Prest-O Change-O (1939)  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDGWBtf9q_Q