he called his Dad

                   bouttime they got caughtup cold day in Hell before his father would call him hed been out of town

his Dad said to his sister

                           they shared a house and for-all-intent-and-purposes she was his caretakerhad her hands full  he was a cogent acerbic ninetythree year old

Can you believe it?he’s timing me.

Im not . . .

I can’t believe he’s timing me.

iPhones automatically times calls . . .

Can you believe it?I can’t believe it.  He’s timing me.

Dad

What?

I can hear ya talkin to Sis

    You can?

Yah  Im not the one wearin hearing aids

Why are you timing me?

he decided to withstand the slings and arrows

                                                  Because Im makin damn sure I get my allotted five minutes Im gonna get my whole rationing

I can’t believe it.

Believe it

           When we hangup have Sis call someone on her phone an shell show ya wha Im talkinbout anya wasting time with your nonsense Im deducting three minutes from the secondbysecond timer

Tha ought to teach ya

That’s ridiculous.

Then well enjoy ridiculous

                            Staying upright not topplin over not tasking your paratrooper talents of how to land correctly without hurtin yourself

I am.

Tellin people youre not fallin somethingsomeone is shovin ya from behind

I am.

Barbecuing this Memorial Day weekend?

Im not, but I’ll be eatin’ barbecue.

Excellent

          I wanted to call specifically to thank you for the front page of the Tribune Chicagos pope  Pope Bobby  Ifya indulgedstuck to your catechism yamight have been Pope Bobby

Son. hes never called him by his first name   Son.

                                                You blowing smoke up my ass?

I am

        Feel good

0830,  Thursday,  22  5. 25

1608,  reggaefriday,  23  5. 25

The Platters  Smoke Gets In Your Eyes  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-T3iH3n1kk

The menus exploded huh

You’re telling me.

Ja  All we had to contend with was crabs syph gonorrhea

                                                                 Correct me if Im wrong

No.  I believe that was it.

                                Save.

Save

Gettin’ knocked up.

Pregnant  Bun in the oven

                             Fate worse than death for teenagers

Imagine ifya couldnt get an abortion

Fucked  Up

Tell me about it. I’d be the one pregnant.

    Id be too

No.

      You wouldn’t be carrying a baby, your body contorted.

No  Correct   I woudnt

                           Id pay for the abortion

Rubbers are cheaper

Amen, rubbers.

A mans rubbers

                   Thank Gawd for oral an anal  Safe sex

Anal?

Anal  Safe

              Well lubed  sloow an eeasy

    Me too  Make no mistake

                               Yawanna diddle me with a digit  Right on

But not a dildo?

Why a dildo

My fingers aren’t as long or thick as your cock.

                                                   There's a word I like . . . equality.

Cant frighten me

                    Well lubed

Like a greased pig.

     Methinks a poor analogy

Maybe. 

 

I woudnt like to pick from todays expandedexpansive freakincomprehensive menu

                                                                                        Wish I coud sing it to you in a song

S T Ds?

Ja  Sexually transmitted diseases

Whacha got?

                Could you tell me what Specials are on the menu?

I coud

Lemme grab a breath first

    Most common chlamydia gonorrhea syph herpes human papillomavirus alias H P V an H I V

First three bacterial in addition theres chancroid an mycoplasma genitalium sounds like a Roman coliseum

A bit.

Then step this way step right up  Viral STDs genital herpes HPV HIV  Hepatitis B Hep C

Parasitic Not to be mistaken for paradisiac paradise  Dem bein trichomoniasis pubic lice scabies

Others Bacterial vaginosis B V pelvic inflammatory disease P I D lymphogranuloma venereum L G V nongonococcal urethritis N G U

    Anyoull note  A vowel

                              One scarce vowel in the hole of the list

grinned H  O  L  E.

grinned Ja

Tried to slip one past me.

You  Hellno

                Just checkin

I was transfixed.

    Fixed  Good     Theres a possible solution to the problem

                                                                    Neuter

Holding down a job outside a harem  eunuch    Eunuchanised

                                                                            Euthanise me

That’s severe.

 

Life without sex

                   Thas severe

Amen, brother.

Anthas incest

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1239,  reggaefriday,  23  5. 25

Kinda universal isnt it

                        they watched an extremelyagitated woman berating her husband

had to be

            his expression was hangdog

they didnt understand her language

                                        Appears to be, huh?

It certainly does

Freakin orientals

sternpuss Come now.

hesitantly he glanced at her didnt want to miss any of the show

                                                                     Come wha

Really?

Listen Coudya hit pause a sec I really donwanna miss any of this

Pause?

 

 

the woman grabbed her husband by the shoulder and pushedpushed him up the sidewalk ahead of her

she fell silent

overhead they could hear birds jabber in the trees

    Ja  Im sorry

                   You were sayin

Orientals?

Tha a question or a statement

Question.

Ya pressin a point or makin one

Making.

Antha is

    Truly?

I woudnt say otherwise

had to wait a moment to let the tension out of her bloodless lips We, we don’t say Orientals any longer.

Whos we

          Cuz I do

You’re maddening.

I like tha

           Ill wear it like a badge of honor

Tell me where and I’ll rip it off.

Search me

           stepped spreadwide his feet tossed his arms out shoulderheight looked like an immodest Christ without His cross

displeased You’re funny.

Which is it

             Maddenin or funny

I’ll tell you.

                 It’s not Oriental. It’s Asian. Show some respect.

Barkinup the wrong tree kiddo

                                  They have permission to call me an Occidental  I am

Sides of the same coin

I don take offense when someone calls me a polack

They won’t call you one as it isnt evident . . . . is it?

Polack no   Occidental

                          Methinks ja

shaking her beautiful head What am I supposed to do with you?

winks I can think of lotsa things

    Yeah.   Well.

                         You think. 

 

Thas not encouraging

It’s not.

1048,  Wednesday,  21  5. 25

1059,  reggaefriday,  23  5. 25

Heart  Crazy on You  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ7inhwScSQ

C'est quoi ça?

he Ohmy  queued up little naked titties Wha arya thinkin

                                                                         You go grrl gowid whacha got

    Googleaided gogglyaided

                                  My mymy  SafeSearchOFF

Ja German yah  

Ja turned off SafeSearch

                            Nein not an option

Ja steppin on Neins eggshellthin skull paperthin   skullJA

Blow me he thinks

                    as he muses of women with little titties dollops as opposed to heaped mounds hopefully unaugmented drizzled with dark chocolate sweetcoconut shreds

tweakpinch their nipplesGASP

                                  can smellinhales their wet their onslaught mistymoisture  fragrance

atomisation

    trembled he trembles a lot

                                   tremblescoy   shaky innocent  unassured gropeclutch KAHRIST

handful of tit

palm poked

               pleasures

 

cockgroped groaned

                   tugged

gasped doesnt stop   don stop don stop don stopTUGGED

                                                   turgid  mittful     a lascivious wolfish grin

handful of herhair yankedNein

Ja

Nein

Ja

Nein stifledgulped   gobbledchoked gasped   choked chok chokchok   chokSPASM                                                                                                jetstreeeamed cream

0234,  reggaefriday,  23  5. 25

0951,  reggaefriday

Talking Heads  Psycho Killer  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O52jAYa4Pm8