4.11.23

the phone rang
                  and rang an rang an rang  Comeon, pickup pickup pickup  rang
Hello?
Sephora.

Ariane. What you doin’calling, you’re at wor . .
. . I took fiveyou’ll never guess.

I won’t.

No guess.

I can’t.

Awright.  Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world . . . he walks into mine.
Jesus. Joe?
Exactly what I said. 
                       Jesus Joe. Exactly.
What the hell?

Yeah yeah yeah.

You a Beatle?
Quit.

   You . . interestedhe interested?

You wouldn’t believe the reparteeDonnie’s clueless.

Donnie’s there?

Joe’s apparently a friend.

Bets?

They’re awfully familiar. Yeah probably.

Any bets?

No. Bets ain’t Joe’s type we’re Joe’s type  she laughed   I didn’t want to catch you with your knickers down if I showed up with him.  laughed harder 

Droppin’ ‘im right nowHellya, bring his sweet cock home.

Cock. Ariane got misty I dug his tonguelike a butterfly.

   Oh man yeah that too.  He was inspired.
                                                       Wait.  You’re not cockteasin’ me.
OhHell no I wouldn’t do that no sooner than he said hello he asked about you.

Well. Ofcourse. We’re memorable.

Fuckedsucked us memorably.

We did awright by him.

Almost till he was unconcho.

Riffin’ Zappa.

I am.
       He looks so fuckin’good.

Tasty?
Ohmygod.
            I didn’t think we’d ever run into him again.
Fuckin’epic.

   What you think?

Never as good as the first time?

Yeah.

I’m game.

   Yeah I’m in.

Thought we’d start, candles, a bubblebath.

Sephora snorted He almost drowned us.      
We almost drowned him.

Yeah yeah.

   Got your manacles? 
Bracelets.

Awright. Touchy. Bracelets.

Thankyou . . your hemp rope?

Never far from my heart.

they howled 
               realised simultaneously itd be another first time

Sephora  Ask him home.
I’m tellin’him.
Go grrl.
          Now don’t go spoilin’ your appetite.

they HOWLED

1234,  Saturday,  4  11. 23
1657,  Saturday
Sade  Never As Good As the First Time  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhBm4Xqf-Y4


he pulledup a chair to the table  Donnie thanks for the beer

You bet. Glad you could make it.

Where are the others

Plans change. Maybe excuses. Bill said maybe near Nine which is horseshit his old lady won’t let him out that late.

Tha late

That’s late for them it’s alright . . you made it.

I appreciate the invite Im usually up to some other nonsense thas beggin me by this time

Nonsense?

My project

Jesus. Still at it?

Aint gonna do itself

I gotta give you credit. You are committed.

Don commit ifya cant
                        Until Death Do You Part  In a life Death can be a long long way off

Fuckin’dark out the gate, man.

No  Honestknow wha I speak

he didnt reply death made him uncomfortable 
                                                made a lot of people uncomfortable but thats not why he said it
it was a reality

he was realitybased
to a fault

   A good day

grateful As good as a day can go. As good as a day can go.  he was grasping for something anything

Since you mentioned my project
                                   Im changing its name
Changing it

Yakiddin me? Isn’t that like changing horses midstream?

Up on your Lincoln  Good

My Lincoln?

Believed to be his remark when running for re-election during the Civil War

I didn’t know that.

Now you do  As long as you don forget
Would you quit with the memory thing?

Seems you have
Stop.
         Wouldya?

he eyed him hard
                   Seems you have
Im gonna keep pickin onya
                              Maybe my irritation will irrigate muddy your mind

You really think . .
. . Keepinya on your toes muthafucker keepinya on your toes
                                                                  Whawas I talkinbout
Lincoln.

Good
       An

Lincoln’s re-election.
An

   A horse.
Of course of course an no one can talk to a horse of course tha is of course unless the horse is the famous Mr Ed
in a deep tenor  I am Mister Ed

Bamboo Harvester

   Bamboo . . what the hellare you talkin’ about?

Tha was the horses name
                             Bamboo Harvester

I didn’t know tha . .
. . Or maybe you forgot
Would you stop?
I don think you forgotya didnt know tha
                                            My skulls filled with tons of useless information
But as I was sayin
                      Whawere  we   sayin

he shrugged
              You buried me.  What?

Changin the name of my project a horse in midstream Lincoln Mister Ed Bamboo Harvester
                                                                                                It was a good day
Woudya mind if I ordered another beer

I opened a tab. Have Ariane come over.

No shit
       Ariane   Well well well
he motioned her over

Jesus Joe.
            Donnie. You know this mook?

How are you Ariane
Jesus Joe.
Sephora
She’s fine.  Donnie?

What?

You know this mook?

Say it like you mean it

she rolled her eyes  smiled   fuckin deep dimples

Youre killin me

We tried. Another beer?

A double Redbreast too please

she laughed didnt cover her mouth   another thing he dug about her
                                                                         Of course two. Howbout a second double?  she winked

Love to

Donnie?

No, I’m good . .
. . Hes put a nipple on tha beer smiled lewdly at her

she returned it
her lewd smile trashed his
Thas my girl

off she went
              Mygod she got a sweet ass

You know her?

I do
         Renaming my project


Ohyeah. Your project. You really renaming it?

Nah
       Fuckin with ya
Though if I were yaknow wha I woud

I can’t keep up with you I actually thought you were renaming it. Your expression, deadpan.

Helps one beat a rap Convincing    Convicted  Committed

Jesus.

Jesus Joe Ariane said

he shook his headdropped it forwardeyes to the floor
                                                          Just say wouldya?
Look at me

he brought his head up dramatically

Look me in the face

   Are you messin’ me? Yeah or no changing the name?   I can’t tell.

Awready said no
                   But if I did  Tenthousand Commandments   Drum the Bible right out of the corps

Fuckin’guy.

That too. said Ariane over Donnies shoulder  That too.

after1600,  Sunday,  27  8. 23
1234,  Saturday,  4  11. 23


he handed him his ass fourstraight  8ball
                                                 none of the games were even close
You’re on fire.

Thank you I am shooting awful good
No.
   You’re on fire, you're unconscious, all business.  Serious as a heart attack, and I know of what I speak.

he nodded
             he didnt want them going there   almost killed him

he broke
         sank two off the break

nodding like a bobblehead As I said, man, on fire.

Awright  Lets say I inseminate a little humour into this next shot

Inseminate?

Sure  Whynot

Why not . . invest . a little humor into the next shot. I don’t think I care you see you inseminate . spooge on my felt.
Spooge
        On my feltvery good Inseminating some of your own humour  Not often man

No. Not so often.
                  You usually beat me . . . to the punch.

they were ridiculousLAUGHed


when they came back to earth
                                   Comere  See how the balls are grouped

he walked over looked at it

Whadaya see
You see a shot?

   I do  Look harder

he shook his head looked again
                                    kept looking

   And


I don’t see a shot in the mix.

No

No.

Can I show you

You’ll have to.

See the Eleven

Yeah.

See how Nine is laying against the Seven an Four

Yeah.

You see how theyd play into the Eleven  The Eleven up the table left corner

he leaned waay over

he whistled
he saw

Awfully plausible huh

What odds . what percent?I’d say . . I’dsay . . . maybe . . five percent.
Ya gotta believe

   Alright.   I believe four percentwhat do you believe?

I believe the Elevens gonna  slowly slowly wander down the table let all the balls runround her an drop in the pocket

Would you bet money on it?

Im not a betting an abetting man 
                                     Shes gonna sashay down the table an fall in
Then quit talking about it. Do it.

chalkingup his cue he looked over the shot again
                                                      shes gonna fall   gotta believe
high left English

respiratory pause

firm stroke

No.

   No.

No no.
No fuckin’ way.

   CLICK
Eleven found the bottom of the pocket
his WAHOO considerably loud  INSEMINATED babaBABY
                                                                                       he was on fire

1826,  Sunday,  27  8. 23
1045,  Saturday,  4  11. 23


Fuckme go buy yourself a state-of-the-Art Japanese sex doll like youyoung men over there arent getting their rocks either
      Thasaid  an enthusiastic shout out   Hentai

What are you talking about?

Wha we were talkinbout Your seduction by AI not tha yare a crowning achievement by any means  Kahrist

his face fixedremained adamant I have not been seduced, employing it is entirely plausible, questionably reasonable.

No man you have All ya need are festive pompoms to compliment your little cheerleading skirt an sweater

he rolled his eyes didnt say a word

Yare constantly pushing back you believe it’s the be all end all yare an unflagging devotee believing venting machine intelligence is superior to human beings  Ill give you its faster but  Thas all Folks   Despite whaya maintain they are prejudiced they are biased 
                              AIs programmed by human beingsnot to mention  an I will  hence rhetorics paralepsis  apophasis  praeteritio   theres an sensational chance their programmers think theyre wiserperhaps   better  than the rest of us  They maintain a niche terribly similar to doctors who believenot think  ardently believe theyre god
God Complex  Youve heard of it

   You’re so full of shit.

Thas fine thas fine think whaya willbelieve  whaya will
                                                            You go ahead diddle AI stroke your machine an Ill diddle female human beings who have brains nerve endings supple pliable physical attributes  And emotions   Slowly    Deliberately

1735,  Sunday,  27  8. 23
0938,  Saturday,  4  11. 23