it was one of those evenings when
nothing was coming together
seams loose like Chinese
workmanshipand the last thing he could abide was cheap and cheap was everywhere
a checkout gal asked him if he
found everything he was looking forNo I was looking for something Made in America According to every label I
turned in here it ought to be called China
It wasnt her fault She wasnt old enough to know a time when stores touted their products were Made in America and businesses werent open on Sunday
It wasnt her fault She wasnt old enough to know a time when stores touted their products were Made in America and businesses werent open on Sunday
if she turned his label shed read
Made in America
if he turned hers likely Made in America
but nobodys turning anybodys labels
these days
wouldnt be PC
(and
not the PC Republican presidential candidates reviled -- any
position opposing their platform was PC)
No there was nothing compelling quality
slipshod lackadaisical
were orders of the day
according to the store manager the bills in his cashiers tray were
turned in the wrong direction according to his manager red ink didnt copy according
to him writing in red ink was a corporate no no
a corporate no no
what adult
talking to another adult
says no no
granted he recognised these transactions were petty a
bigger man would probably disregard them
wouldnt even consider the
proverbial proposition
Is
this a hill you are willing to die on
he didnt think it would kill him
though mygosh he was tempted so
very willing to exercise and challenge them
find out
the first thing she asked when he
told her of the transgressions was Is this a hill you are willing to die on
Where did that bit originate he
replied
I think its existence is the fall guy to every retreat beat by anyone
too lazy or fearful to defend a stance its asking is placated by the assumption
the answer is no Or no no be that as it may be
Really
Then youre a bigger man than me
he told her
Where you hiding your dick Ive damn near turned you inside out an never
seen it
I got skills
You can say that again
I got skills
he fawnedrolled his eyes
Your assumption might have been
that I wouldnt say it again
Actually you ran right into that
one If it was a door youdve smashed your nose
An god knows I love your nose
You saw that coming
I saw that coming as much as you
know its ridiculous to ask me if this is a hill to die on
I suppose I do she said
We could
chalk it up to due diligence
We could Or we could imagine a dumb dildo as pleasurable as a hard dick
That doesnt make any sense
Due diligencing me does
Besides
Its lyrical
Theres that
But Im not playing
Not playing
No Id never consider the two
The two
Yes
You cant say so
I could I wont
Youre no fun Due diligence dumb
dildo
Backwards
dildo dumb diligence due
Sounds like a song eh
Sounds like a song eh
Youre not going to get off that .
.
. . Where we going with this
Nowhere she said
Im going to shut
up now
Just when it was getting
interesting You got me riding a thick rubber hobby horse . .
. . Youre offending hobby horses
and chil . .
. . Careful careful youve seen their
flushed faces you cant be too sure its very natural very natural and only a
monster would take a childs toy away . .
. . You think . .
. . I know I had one
I loved my
horsey
Im going to shut up now
You said that
0124, Monday,
21 12. 15
