Jim was ambitious
laid a look on
her it said Wanna try out the backseat of my Prius?
he couldnt help but roll his eyes
Lemme get this right a look said
try out the backseat of his Prius
Yes. Girls learn these kind of
looks . . they get it they understand . particular looks.
We give looks entreaties
Does a Prius even have a backseatya sure he
wasnt offering a ride on his priapism Prius
possibly shorthand
with a loose fist he briefly motioned jacking
off
Jaysus Joe . . how your head works.
Head
Would you stop.
Thas on you All I did was ask about your morning together
This was a cat at Grossly Market . .
.
. It's called Grocery Outlet. Moby didnt find
his christening humourous
I wasnt talkin to you
A little respect huh? It’s my market.
Whoareyou Prince Charming
Knight in Shining Armor Tarzan swinging in on a vine Maybelle can handle herself
It’s my mar . .
.
. Yasaid
he returned his attention to
her This was the same cat trying to sell
you on a Riesling
Jim . . his name is Jim.
He introduced himself or ya read
his name tag Id bet introduced
Yes he introduced himself, but it
was also on his name tag.
So he Jim offered you a ride Priuspriapism an a Rielsing A rising
Thas customer care par excellence
she scrunched her nose
Jim wouldn’t take no for an
answer.
No can mean yes according to
some guys
Keep it up Joe, you’ll deplete your
bag of tricks . .
.
. Not me its depths are unplumbed
You ought to take him at his word
said Moby you haven’t spent time in many
years with him like I have. Something's always percolatinglying in wait . I don’t
know how . . drives me nuts.
Are you standing down Maybelle
Ya bought a Riesling didntya
I did.
So did I said Moby
You two made Jims day
Maybelle briefly shook her head Might suppose we did.
Prius Priapism Rielsings Risings all
packed inside a mornings grocery shopping
I cant say Im sorry I
turned down your offered excursion
A real wingman, this one said
Moby he motioned his thumb over his
shoulder like an effete umpire
Im not your wingman yer
Huckleberry Debbie Dingellberry although
I agree with her politics
See, politics or sex . . can’t
shut him up . .
.
. Religion too
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