Where’s the remote?

from the kitchen head inside the fridge someone put the beers on the lowest shelfpushed them to the back

    Wha

Remote.

distracted had a barbecue yesterday a few friends  who would have relocated the beerwhat reason

     Wha

walking into the kitchen

                       Remote.

Wha remote

             Walk over to the set turn it on no remote

How do you change the channels?

Walk over to the set change the channel

                                            I only have four needed that internal antenna you see to get them

No cable?

No WiFi

No WiFi?

No microwave no dishwasherquit lookin at me asif Im strange

                                                                 Theyre daily conveniences thawoud inconvenience me

Unnecessary

shook his head

                Might suppose that explains why you have an iPhone leave it at home it's your home phone you can call receive text take a picture get one.

Receive  Rarely have to take a picture

                                         Now if only I coud convince people to stop sendinme pictures of food theyre going to eat

Wha the hells tha

   What?  Are you a fuckin’ caveman?

stoodup beer in hand elbowed the fridge shut handed him one

                                                                   A caveman

A caveman woud have a substantial footprint

Ive little footprint

    You

You trying to shame me?

You do you Ill do me

                        No remote got legs an hands

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José Feliciano  Nature Boy  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iEbXyYiGe8

the receptionist held the remote

                                  he asked the black woman seated in the waiting room If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?

London.

the receptionist paused looked over to him And you? 

he wondered if this guy tried moonlighting as a comedian

since when did entertainment enter their job description

                                                 replied TenEighteen Garden

Where’s that?

Illinois

I asked if you could go anywhere in the world?

I heard TenEighteen

                      Was my childhood home razed twenty years ago  It doesnt exist

If I coud go anywhere Id go there

I meant in the real world.

Shoud have been more specific  nuanced

                                            Know exactly wha it is ya mean to ask an ask as plainly thoroughly as possible

Takes a little work

looked like he wanted to sigh

                          disregarding him the receptionist pointed the remote at the flatscreen mounted on the wall went through a variety of commands in order to find a channel a London promotional a touristy program  . . . getting to know you getting to know all about you

immediatelygrabbed the woman attention she had been surfing her smartphone

    It takes a little work

he ignored him

                which didnt bother him

he didnt ask the patentlystupid question

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Bing Crosby  Getting to Know You  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1LNc0RRhnw

he crossed the lawn to AWe capitalA capitalW lowercaseE  the name of the wisteria he grew from a seed after failing for years

                       her foliage everything inanimate everything machinery every plant  a she  her foliage had been coming on gangbusters all Spring and he endeavored not to interfere not influence her growthdirection

    but he did

he directed a tendrilothers came with it to a fourbyfour square pressure-treated fence post  directed encouraged her growth upwards

influencers irked him      

                                he was not the Hand of Gawd

he was the Humble Hand of Joe

religions definitely countries around the world needed humbler hands

                                                                           this humble seed found its germination determination from a fabulous wisteria he grew outside his apartment which over time scaled the long downspout from the second floor eavesspraawled across the shingled roof

                                                                                         from one of its seeds

his daughter grew another in Los Angeles  after failing for years

this humble seed was from her wisteria

her initials are A  W

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Edison Lighthouse  Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0KaK4mLBpk  Joey Heatherton at 2:03 minute-marker

when someone is ignorant it falls to others to stepup and inform them that theyre wrong reveal their error

if they refuse to accept what is true

                                       then stridently loudly hed tell them they were ignorant

    felons ignorant  disappointed him that he couldnt tell him to his face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89JJcUHqC30

Hey bucko  said mariachi

New term of endearment whardidya pick tha up

Around

My stuffed-to-the-gills card catalog

Is tha wha tha is

It is

    Krazy stuffed packed in there

Crazy with a K

Korrect

Correct with a K

Khrist

With a K

          Youre havin too much funyour point

My point

           Careful whaya wish for

To his face

Yah

Yah

Yah

    Wha  Are we Beatles

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