there are dignitaries

                      hed heard of themhadnt met one yet though which he was sure he wouldnt   

he felt if offered an introduction hed duck it 

dignitary  

          one who if discovered might be culled out murdered thugs gotta turn out all the bright lights that could illuminate their hijinksas theyd say their crimesas dignitaries would say 

                                                                             but dead menwomen tell no tales

the indignity tarry they drag their feet looking for pityfor pittance and bitch nothing shared with them is ever enough they follow the same channel or course as the greedy more is never enough

that was a dialog inside his head  outwardly he smiled pleasantly  etched on his face 

                                                                                            he had no interest in their conversationtheir vying back and forth about cars engine sizes colours GrabberYellow he heard that  GrabHer humoured himself cubic inches horsepower scoops airfoils airfoils made him think of Asians they were very fond and since he couldnt possibly add a fucking thing to their badabingbadabooms he tried to look amused while in his head under his monologue their insipid bassline thumped yada yada yadayada over and over 

he didnt know how long he could take it

                                          like Chinese water torture that tickled him too obscured their drone  Hippolytus de Marsiliis a Bologna lawyer doctor utriusque juris doctor of both laws  civil and canon 

                                                                                    good ol Hippolytus was the first to document water torture and sleep deprivation in the late 15th early 16th Century  right smackdab in the middle of the Inquisition established by Pope Gregory  13th Century  to suppress heresy  gotta love those Catholics

apparently as kids while he read literature Playboy avoided comicbooks they were into comicsinto Hot Rod CustomCar car kulture DeLuxe

they didnt have busted knuckles 

                                   though somehow cars their specifications bodylines names the particular year tickledfascinated them

Man  all he ever wanted out of a car was to put in the key in the ignition turn it right fireup the engine manually roll his window down and go 

                        V8s Straights he could give a fuck  Lemme roll

Excuse me youll have to forgive me they didnt look at him despite the interruption I gotta go Good seeing ya

Yeah, we’ll see you later. they chimed  still intent in each other

 

beyond earshot he sighed 

                            in the future he wasnt going to entertain an interior dialog  unless they brought aboard a curvaceous chick who could be talent in a bikini appearing on a muscle car magazine cover

he was pretty sure she wouldnt be interested in cubic inches

1837,  Saturday,  5  6. 21 & 1542,  Sunday,  6  6. 21

1539,  Monday,  7  6. 21

 

he insisted he was a visual person

                                     listening to him repeat himself he wanted to interrupt and say It goes without saying and since he began bringing clipboard paper and pen to their coffeemeets couldnt called them putsches any longer the orange clown was out of officehad devised his own putsch the January 6 insurrection his visual cohort liberally exercised the pen and paper illustrating upsidedown he was quite good at it bell curves Venn diagrams graphs x- y- axes

You see? he would ask

Tell me I can see

No, you can’t really see it as I see it, if I draw you’ll be able to see it, follow me better.

Please Im way ahead of you Ill not be in your wake

Let me show yo . .

. . Brother keep this shit up Im gonna bring you childs crayons the big fat ones that any kid worth their salt was embarrassed bylike those fat pencils better for masturbating Right girls the eraser end which I believe were used to chaff incentivise us bring us around quicker to slender No. 2 Ticonderoga that the older kids the teachers and adults used

Christ who was the manic marketer who thought children were spastics lacked hand-eye coordination agility dexterity by their standardstandretard by the time boys reached high school they wouldnt be able to unhook a girls bras with one hand which he crushed in junior high anointing himselfpatting himself on the back Houdini Who Did It  Me HWDIM if prone to acronyms he was not 

currently his cohort was making a Venn diagram revealing a generous intersection between two circles of individuals who were very intelligent Genius he uttered as he drew  asif genius might be as common as a coin found lying in a grocers parking lots and Attractive

Your Venn is improbablerather impracticable These are womenright

Why would you think women?

Because only women could possibly approach the inflated intersection youve drawn

You don’t think men . .

. . No not men

You’re so abrupt, always so quick to malign men, malign them in favour of women.

Men have done it to themselves sacks of shit although now Im the one being repetitive

Repetitive?

Yah were not going there 

                           Sally forth

Genius . .

. . Is not attractive

                      Certainly not among men

There you go again.

Need evidence 

              Einstein Hawking walleyed Jean-Paul Sartre Feynmanparticularly when he needed a haircut sported a Jewfro Keep it short bro  an thats off the top of my head

Not attractive Bright Not attractivebut then again Im heterosexual You might cum down differently boy friend he held his hands upcupped gestured with his left hand boy then his right friend creating a separation so not to be confused with boyfriend which killed his cohort who was a bit of a closet homophobe they belong in the closetright which tickled him to no end asif boy friend was emasculating

Man  either one has a grip on their masculinity or not

                                                        he gripped his tightly

he snorted Idiot. This Venn isn’t of genius and attractiveness, it’s genius and athletes.

Youre the idiotthats worse its a preposterous Venn Ya labeled the circles G-E-N an A-T-T  

That’s not A-T-T, that’s A-T-H.

Pickup your pen when you print thenthat H is appalling much like your consideration to pair genius and athletes that overlap would be truly miniscule almost two separate spheres. 

                                                                  Unless ofcourse your Venn is a comparison demonstrating genius and female athletes who pound for pound are the superior sex

Jesus, man! his face was flush with irritation

Jesus is a man

Gods a woman

Gotta go gimme my pen and paper Work on your upsidedown printing yare off your game today Off in more ways than one

1550,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  26  5. 21

1556,  Reggae Friday,  4  6. 21

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