a storm came up

a tree came down

gratefully it missed his carhis 4Runner  Digger

ofcourse he named his vehicle

its what people do  they love to give things names or nickname them

his last four girlfriends had names for his cock

naming a cock makes as much sense as naming a vehicle

the first of the four was infatuated with his cock babylove she called it

she talked to it

                 on occasion she preferred only to talk to his cock  holding him like a microphone

it started to tick him off
                         Listen if youre so hungup on babylove why dont you go out with himtake him out for Chrissakes

You mean you’d let me?

If it means that much to you yahsure Take him out have some fun An besides its not me letting you its not ever for me to let you do anything Its your choice

You wont be jealous?

Jealous ya fuckin kiddin me I trust you I trust our relationship If this is something you have to do to get out of your system If its something more lemme know I dont wanna stand in the way of something meaningful or worthwhile to you

I could take him out . and you wouldn’t be upset?

I cant say I wouldnt be a bit upset Id tryNo No I can be the bigger person I can respect what you need is necessary for you

You really know how to treat a girl.

Thank you Though no not naturally But I respect you I want you to be happy Be happy as I seek happiness

Sensational!

Hey Dont be so enthusiastic woudja

I can’t help myself. You’re the best.

she fumbled with his buttoned jeans they all did  his dig for their hooked bras opened his waistgot his jeans off his hipshis briefs down

                  Aw, baby love, you're all mine.

2238,  Friday,  27  12. 19

1019,  Saturday,  16  5. 20

Led Zeppelin  The Lemon Song  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyhu2ysqKGk      

$89,420 dead Americans

Tellya wha  Bozo donargue  there are similarities   xcept the real Bozo the Clown refuses the comb-over

Tellya wha  Bozo wants to reopen the country for business 

                                                               When the White House and Congress open their doors wide for business without testing or temperatures or any precautions if after 14 days without significant disease and death

then America can follow their lead

Yawanna lead Lead with skin in the game

Otherwise shaddup

2055,  Saturday,  16  5. 20

hed seen it although he would he was consciousalert to small details the minute things that differentiated one from another

a petite silver spider inhabited the canister lamp above his daughters bed a hospital bed

it fit betterallowed better access to her in the sunroom at the rear of the house

the sunroom was haphazardly acquiredincorporated into the house

he knew that because he was a carpenter near half his life until he was badly injured  he could still marvel if he closed his eyes  the palm trees around the site were laced Emergency red and white lights like peppermint candycane

what doesnt kill ya doesnt kill ya

the sunroom was inadequately insulated

it was a drag on the system that tried to heat and cool its aspect

the electricity was faulty

                          the can above his daughters bed was on a dimmer but the dimmer flickered like a candle flame when it was brought down too far

the other canister lamps worked or didnt

the clay tiles on the floor were rustic and uneven fine if they were outofdoors if one entered the room barefooted it was 40/60 Vegas odds theyd stub their toe or trip and stumble

the French doors to the outside were illfitted 

the transition into the house under a supporting arch forced six-footers to enter or exit at its center or theyd get droppedcracking their skulls if they werent wary

                                                    the briskmoving traffic in and out probably informed the tiny spider to build its web in the can which proved successful dining on flies and gnats that entered through the French doors attracted by bangedbruised foreheads and blood from causally split brows ofcourse the table was setthe feast to be enjoyed as they were also attracted to the canned light their insect brains werent privy to DONT GO INTO THE LIGHT! Nooo!  where the spider spun its banquet table

he enjoyed the silver spiders presence

he watched it rappel into thin air on a gossamer thread where the hush off two feeble ceiling fans jostled it

it looked like great fun

                        like an apparatus that might be found in a thoughtful childhood playground and played on with squealing delight as long as it didnt spin in circles like a merry-go-round which nauseated him as a child

he was tickled for the cleverthe nefarious eightlegger

to be an eightlegger might be a delight

                                         to be an eightlegger with fingers and opposable thumbs would be fuckin AWESOME

             or likewise a digitisedfingered octopus

why not

they were already were alienish

their mutations had taken them to the top of their foodchains

evolution

           and then those now suddenoccurring beasts might hopefully have some gratitude for their daydreaming creator

         who was unlike Baron von Frankenstein who failed to respect his slobbering creation

like all children

who didnt ask to be born

who didnt ask to be animated 

                                that just happened to be or became without much forethoughtaside from creation or the dire realisation that they are utterly and innocently dependent on their creators for the foreseeable future

one shouldnt summon offspring if they have no intention of seeing their deed through the beautiful and the bitter

ever loving them and caring for them beyond what they were able to materially provide

the silver spider dangled and bounced on the air currents

he stood to inspect it better

Awthank gawd  No fingers or thumbs

2153,  Reggae Friday,  27 12. 19

1532,  Reggae Friday,  15  5. 20

Itsy Bitsy Spider  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_lCi8U49mY

being lefthanded is like a man accommodating a woman living with her  not putting the toilet seat down after urinating – thats an offense – it is not however an offense that after a woman urinates she lifts the toilet seat hmmm XCEPT!  being lefthanded is to accommodate everyone who isnt

                                                           90% of everyone else                                  

You can please some of the people all of the time, you can please all of the people some of the time, but you can't please all the people all the time Abraham Lincoln quoting poet John Lydgate – its always good to know from where adages grow

as a boy painfully aware of being lefthanded because he was physically punished when he refused to change dug in refused to write with his right as a boy he decided he wasnt on the planet to please anyone but himself

when rare occasions warranted it  he conceded but that was a brief concession

he tried to be as selfish as righthanded people were

but he hadnt that inborningrained fuckin hubris

it helped that he didnt seek friends or approval

he was okay

he was okay living by himself

he was okay living by himself than submitting to the tyranny of socialising and its gauntlet – Fuck em

0808,  Reggae Friday,  27  12. 19

1330,  Reggae Friday,  15  5. 20