What are you doing dad Youre supposed to be shucking it not stabbing it to death
Im trying
Im trying to do what the chef did on that youtube video you shared with me It aint going well
Im trying
Im trying to do what the chef did on that youtube video you shared with me It aint going well
Youre not doing it right
Iaint
Though Im sure the muthafucker had the starring oyster prepped for him
Hes a chef You think he . .
. . I think like all executives hes going to be damnsure he looks
utterly fantastically transcendentwhich is horseshitwhich unfortunately people
gobble up because they believe what they see despite themselves
I think your upset that its not
opening . .
. . In the easy manner he
showed us
Frankly Im anxious to see the
youtube video that shows how easy it is for a woman YOU CAN TOO! YES YOU
CAN! abort her unwanted fetus Save oodles and oodles of cash Because she knows he aint gonna anteup
I dont know its mine
Cut
his balls off Eliminate his worry Yet another youtube video YES
YOU CAN!!
Whoa Howd you jump from oysters to abortions to castration
Really Really
The first two work something
out of a really tight spot The third
cuts down on idiocythe exclusion of having to teach sons they dont commit rape
An
its made to look effortless
Whether
sleight of hand mirrors CG
Yaknow we cant help but believe our eyes
An they that proverbial unidentified pronoun THEY they know that YOU CAN TOO!
Who are they
Sadists cuntsI
apologise An bumfucks
Dad Youre hilarious
Thank you
Do you recognise you always flip
to the dark side when you get frustrated
I do
I
go to the dark side and try to illuminate itreveal it I think overall people prefer the light an
forget everything is like a coinits other side down not seen and wont be seen
unless they bend down an turn it over But
that takes a little effort maybe a little troubleGimme takeout I dont wanna
cookwaste my time As if nourishing
ones self is too much Christ
I like were talking food
An I like you thought to take me
to the Asian market so we could score these oysters
Yes a dozen
So cool you thought to grab four types
Yah I could have got one of each to make up my
dozen What a selection Who thought
Who thoughtI knew
Though you surprised me I thought
youd go for a dozen kumamotos
Thought I might too at first Then I thought Id jump on some Ive never had
before seeing these are my belated boithday
oysters
They
are What did we get Remind me
Kumamoto Willapa Bay
Nisqually Pacific
The Pacific are the really big ones
They are That first one nearly gagged me
Dad she touched his unshaven cheek with her palm Youre gonna make some young boy very happy
Thanks sweetheart
You can go to hell
You can go to hell
Right behind you Dad Right behind
you
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