I disagree . .

. . Ofcourse ya disagree Seems where the rubber meets the road we agree on very little  however consistently ya don thoroughly vet my premise as a matter of fact your vetting skills suck Look at the bright shiny object  Ya seem to need little more than that

they were having coffee a dog barked another dog on the patio joined in he was distracted  barking dogs threw him off his game 

              aint much of a game how do ya break that to a guy easy  might call him shit for brains

Ya disagree

he pulled at the shoulders of his jacket adjusted them who makes adjustments alterations at a simple question 

Ya disagree he repeated himself

                                  he hated repeating himself sand in the hourglass had already sifted down and passed the aperture

I disagree, I rarely ever ask a question and answer it in the same moment.

Ya really disagreehuh 

                        I wouldnt think to ask a question of anyone without tendering an answer Ya donthink theyre due to know where yare coming from whaprompted the question

No.

No  Yawanna explain

What’s to explain?

Might save ya from getting shot in the face

What are you talking about?

Im an incensed seditionist paranoid  armed 

                                                I ask  Ya really believe he wasnt cheated out of his reelection

What are you getting at?

Answer the question Ya don know his politics

I’d tell him Trump lost the election fair and square.

Anhe shoots ya in the face because ya didnt vet him properly 

                                                                 Hyperbole ofcourse  However asking a question isnt a rhetorical exercise Therefore when asking a question yare obliged to answer it  Thereby an honest open line of communication is established  No loaded questions or gotchas

I don’t agree with that.

Don agree

No.

No huh 

        Yawanna know wha askin a question an not providing an answer is called

Alright, I’ll play; what’s it called?

An interrogation  Or an in-terror-gation

                                            Seems ya prefer to interrogate people

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1754,  Saturday,  26  6. 21

 

they were stoned

                  while edibles reminded them of their teen years it was more fun being high when it was illegalwhen cops shook you downconfiscated your grass  pocketed it for themselves or to sell 

best weed he ever smoked he bought off Chicago beat cops 

a uniform who he shared a joint with at a kitchen table in a secondfloor apartment off a Chicagoland timbered back porchwhose apartment it was he didnt know he wandered in a party was full-bore crossing the brick courtyard below he caught a nose-full and followed it  the uniform told him precinct knew who handled the best shit

A win-win situation, man.

Win-win

Yah.

Never heard of it

It’s game theory, you haven’t heard of game theory?

                                                       while twisting up another joint the cop enlightened him 

they smoked it 

You gonna remember what I said? he asked as he sipped a cold beer You look pretty high.

Ya ought to be a detective he laughed at his own joke

                                                         Yah Ill remember he poked his temple with a finger Ive got great memory a steel trap for trivia

Right on, civvy.

 

 

they were Up on 5mg Kiva Lost Farm Blue Dream strain

Worst president of all-time? 

                             he always asked questions without offering his answer

Yare highno competition

Aw come on, it’s debatable, play the game.

No debate

Say.

Former

the interrogator laughedthey agreed not to mention the human boils name after he lost the election 

                                                                                                         Why’s that?

In a word genocide

Someone could legitimately argue, possibly accuse other presidents of genocide.

I might agree however Id propose those were actively pursued 

                                                                  Former did nothing an a hafmillion dead Americans are on his plate Im not forgiving his enablers either  Hands down  historically the worst  wayway above himsecond worst Jackson Johnson just touchin him out for third

Could we talk about something else 

Sure . . alright . your folks still reading the obituaries in the Tribune?

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Man thats quite an admission 

                                 Id stick with that  its honest

I can’t stick with that.

Whynot

An on-line dating app, you want me to stick with that; I’m trying to meet women.

You tryin to make your equation  AgeX over two plus seven

Don’t you think?

I think ideal but few things are ideal 

                                        Are there age-ranges you entered  yer preferences

Yes.

Whaya select

I went with forty to fifty and fifty to sixty.

Cant pare it thirtyfive fortyfive fortyfive fiftyfive Still ten year increments

That wasn’t offered.

Howbout legal to sixty

he laughed despite himself 

                             That’s not funny. 

Not being funny  

                 Expanding your an their horizons 

                                                     Or whore-izens  Denizens of deep throat 

Jesus, man, it’s not on-line porn datin . . 

. . Isnt it  Arent people tryin to get laid

It isn’t . . 

. . Arent ya tryin to get laid

Yes; but no.

Yare ambivalent to gettin laid  Awright

                                         Just tryin to help  Is there a questionnaire ya had to complete

Yes, it was kinda fun, one section they show you four panels with different designs on them and you choose your favorite.

How so

One’s got a circle, the next wavy lines, the next crosshatched, concludes with an abstract.

Thats psychologically obvious 

Hmm . . I suppose it is.

It is 

     Ya gotta describe yourself

Yes. They provide twenty, twentyfive descriptors, you choose four.

Whaya choose

It’s not as easy as you think.

Yadidnt go cub scout

Cub scout? What are you talking about?

Lemmesee if I can remember  he closed his eyeschecked his files he held up his right hand index and middle finger held together 

                Lemmesee   On my honour I will do my best  to do my duty to be squarehated that  square man really  to be square an to obey the law of the pack

That was amazing!

Think that was amazin he hadnt opened his eyes yet  he unearthed a treasure trove  Better give yourself some room I don want you pissin or shittin on me 

                                         Step back

he shuffled his feet but didnt move

STEP BACKya havent I can feel your space still pressing against minemy proxemics

Your proxemics, Christ.

Step away I donwanna be soiled

Tell me.

Ill tell ya  Mother says take three HUGE steps back

Mother, may I?

Good Ya remember the game 

                               Yamay

he took three steps back Better? 

Yes  thank you 

                     Yaready

This better be good.

Hold onto yer head I suspect this will blow your mind Its like on a placard like one our den mother held up so we could recite from it

Blow my mind.

A scout is trustworthy loyal helpful friendly courteous kind obedient  betcha wemens dig obedient submissive  donmind being trussed up spanked . .

. . Would you jus . .

. . Kind obedient ahcheerful thrifty brave clean an  anya can ditch the reverent bit

What the  fuck. 

                  That was amazing.

he opened his eyes they were rheumy from straining them in the dark wasnt like Moses burning bush Yahweh appointing himDon point at me thats impolite Doncare if yare Yahweh 

                                                                          Jesus  I was all of eight when that indoctrination started up  I was out in two yearsnot my cup of hemlock

That was unbelievable.

Thank you Were any of those words part of the twentytwentyfive descriptors to choose from

Fuck, I can’t remember now.

Yahoo  Can yaremember the four you chose

Kind, was one; I was reticent to choose intellectual, but there wasn’t another intelligence offering.

Id agree with kind

Kind?

Yah

Not intellectual?

Middling 

                       Sucker 

What? Sucker?

Yare

Are you equating kind with sucker?

I am

     Maybe yare intellectual after all

Thanks.

Yare welcome

                 But I think ya ought to return to the site and edit it

I don’t think I can.

Go back to the site and learn if you can edit itya completed it in the last couple of days Id think theyd offer a cool-down period to reassesshuh

Possibly.

          Why am I editing it . . again?

Really

I’m afraid so, really.

Suppose ya can lean on I blew your mind

You did, that was awesome.

Okay ya don have to shine my knob 

                                       Go back to the site and edit it to the simple statement ya shared with me  Im givin ya a hint

I  shared   with you?

he rolled his eyes the strain was easing it actually felt goodfelt like he was stretching a tight muscle 

                                                                                                           Yasaid  I quote  I just don’t want to work that hard.

 

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1242,  Saturday,  26  6. 21

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