6.9.25


Jordie

          he calls him that
guy always has to makeup nicknames for people

    Man Ya shoud have gonein with felon branding shit

Branding?

                What are you talking about?

The friend you just named

You know who Im talking about.

I don know who youre tal . .
. . Professor from Canada
Ahja  Tha fuck

You didnt give him enoug . .
. . Him an the other Gave em damn near twenty minutes antha was after I vettedem foundem reasonable learned
           Then they opened their mouth an started jerkin each other off

    Wha ofim

I think you’ll like this.

Recent

I’d say last week no later than.


Awright  Ill play
                        Whad he say

he cleared his voice

Is this gonna take awhile
                            If it is lemme refresh my coffee
No.
      It’s a sentence. 

Or otherwise ya woudnt have remember

You wanna cut me some slack?

Whenya earn it

                   Whad your buddy say

Jordie said Every boy should be a monster.

This How-To professor

He’s not a how . .
. . Somebody tells ya shoud shoud   ya shoudnt listen to em

Every boy being a monster was accompanied by . . unleash your inner monster . attract women . . . gain respect from other men . but . control it to avoid becoming evil.

He miss wha a monster is

                              Had I been at his TED Talks among his studio audiencewhaever Id have immediately interrupted himasked him a question

 

    Whawoud you have asked him

What would I have asked him?

Ja  You

I wouldn’t have asked anything, he was imparting his knowledg . .
. . Opinion
              Your buddys a psychologist authorHow-To  a media commentator known for his views
opinions on cultural political issues
                                         Tha from when I vetted him an the other learned  charlatan
They were good on paper

Then they opened their mouths

Its too bad you werent presentneed a third in a circle jerk a quorum  quorcum on your striped longsleeved cornflower blue an ivory shirt

What the hell are you talking about?

The question tha shoud have occurred to youimmediately  an interrupted him

I told you I wouldn’t have a question.

At the Kool-Aidhuh

Not at the Kool-Aid.

Yawere

             Had I been present heardim bray tha line Id have stoodgot off my ass

What shoud every girl be

151preferred,  reggaefriday,  5  9. 25
1332,  Saturday,  6  9. 25

it was hot

it was late Fall

unseasonable

the sidewalk and he were patterned by the movingshadows of bare tree branches overhead

he was walking home for lunch from grade school


his mother seemed distracted when he arriveda quick kiss atop his head she left the kitchen

she had made him lunch
                            a white Wonder bread Cheez Whiz sandwich cup of Campbells tomato soup warm carrot and celery sticks a sweating glass of cold milk above the tableware like an exclamation point


    he wondered if he did something to deserve this
it was Monday

he had been to a birthday party Saturday

a group of the kids snuck off to the basement and played spin the bottle

he kissed pecked Gale Prellberg

Jannet Zipparo spun and when she went to kiss him she openmouth kissed himtook his breath away  slowlysitting back she said  That’s called a French kiss.
he was looking down her blouse
                                    she had cleavage
because Jannet was chubby
 

he wondered if Jannets mother called his mother
 

 

years later he walking on the same sidewalk under the same trees along Belle Plaine Avenue a block behind Gale
       she was something to behold from behind

she crossed Greenwood Avenue went right

                                                he knew her house was second from the corner
he lost sight of her


as he crossed Greenwood he saw that she was standing on her front porch
                                                                    Comere!
he came

            as he walked up toward her house trying hard not to be too obviousglancing at her perky big tits
they jutted
             they were incomparable
perky
       and big
howd she pull that off


Follow me.
he had been
Okay

she lead him up a narrow sidewalk along the side of the house into the backyard and to a dilapidated leaning garage off the graveled alleyway

the door to it was swung in and open  it wouldnt close

inside was a two door turquoise Studebaker sedan on concrete blocks

Nineteenfiftynine.

Cool

she opened the passenger side door

appeared she was going to get in

she pausedplaced a foot on the door sill turned her back was to the door
                                                                               Do you remember that birthday party we were at where we went down into the basement and played spin the bottle?

I do

    I was a little jealous I didn’t get to French kiss you.

I didnt know you want to kiss me

 

Do you remember that party a year, year and a half ago maybe longer, where we went into the closet, we were playing Seven Minutes in Heaven?

Ohyes   Yes I do

Weah . . ah . felt each other up.
They opened the door early on us

                                          I walked out backwards
she laughed had sensational dimples
                                                Yes.

I saw you walking home behind me.

Yes

Were you following me?

Yes

I thought so.

                 And thinking I thought about our interrupted seven minutes.

Yes he wasnt sure he was breathing any more

    I thought . . . we should have our time.

she stepped off the sill sprung the back of the passenger seat forward and went head first into the backseat
her skirt rode up

she wasnt wearing panties

 

soon he wasnt either

                            hed say

but he wasnt one to kiss and tell

 

    he would say  torrid            

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