3.7.18



early June a smallalbeit voluptuous young woman stood before him her purse open her wallet tapped and hmmhmmd on the difference remaining to be paid

she turned her huge brown eyes up to him

he halfexpected her to ask him to float her the difference

although he took some relief to finally look her in the eyeslook in her eyes their height differenceher leaning forward pondering her financesher lowcut summer dressher burgeoning cleavage Here let me help you with thatits gotta be killing your back Yesplease if youd take onejust one Im sure Id feel less burdened You have no idea    

his ideas didnt run to the burden ample breasts might present a fit young woman
he had ideasshe gave him ideas
to be sure some of those ideas did seek to remedy her discomfort now that she brought them up and evident and damn near out

How much am I short?

Eight dollars

Eight dollars she said it as if she were confused  I thought I had that and more in my purse earlier tonight.

Well it seems youve given it a thorough going overI cant believe how many pockets your purse hasthats . .
. . Amazing . .
. . Youre stealin my fire . .
. . No. Why else would I have bought it?

Its leather Its handsome Itd look good against whatever you wore dressed up dressed down

It would wouldn’t it? Yes. Though an expensive purse. I bet you wouldn’t buy for a wallet for what I paid for this purse. she stopped abruptlyher shoulders lifting
intuiting he said No ones behind you Your confusion over your missing money is timed perfectly to a lull in the action as it were Take your time take your time  gads  a good friend always said Feast your eyes  she was an artist  though he was confident she didnt envision his circumstance before this banquet


absently Where was I prior? rhetorical

she looked him deep in the eyes Did I say as we went back and forth about Happy Twosday T-W-O-S day, the way you fashion Tuesdays, what I was up to when you also asked, Having a good day?

No You asked rather than answered me and I told you I had a fine morning writing went to the gym took a sauna came to work

I’d love to take a sauna.  

Do you get guest passes?

Whoa Were wandering wide of garnering change Youre really distracting me


I’m distracting?
Youre beautiful but thats another matter Back to the matter at hand I think we can agree youve exhausted your purse

I have I have. Hmm.


Are we at an impasse


Hmm.

Hmm.
AH! she stood uprightsmiling quickly I remember! You’ll never guess.

Are you asking me to guess

No. Because you’d never guess. I know where my change the difference is.


the suspense was killing him


then without aplombas a matter of fact she slipped the fingers of her right hand inside the fabric facetiously hiding her left breast and came away with a fold of one dollars bills she counted out three then retired the fold to its fold There’s three dollars. then she slipped the fingers of her left between the fabric and her right breast and claimed a fold of fivesOH tensOH twenties folded inside a five Here’s a five. That makes eight. somehow he was able to restrain himself and not agree with her that she made a firm eight It is eight, correct?

he caught his breathcleared his throat Excuse me  Yes  It is  Eight  It is

I knew it was somewhere at hand.

It was he laughed to himself

I’m so happy I remembered.

Youll have to excuse me but I havent seen a woman at cash in that manner since my grandmother in the sixties  She died when I was a boy When odd cash was needed in a pinch shed have it safe and secure And warm And scented  Like your bills

Oh, you noticed.

I would I have that history

I saw it as a girl in an old black and white film. I remember thinking if I was welldeveloped, like the dame, I love that, dame, if I became as welldeveloped as she I’d hide money away like that too, for safe keeping.

Well  a handfulpardon the pun was kept safe You usually kept that much cash at ahhmm at hand

Search me.

Dont Im tempted   I might

she smiled  real big
                         maybe her breasts were as big to help offset her smile  her eyes


Now, the sauna . . .

     

early June 2018
1339,  Friday,  29  6. 18
0954,  Monday,  2  7. 18



thinking about the Hatch Act
                              humourously he thought about Reality struggling to hatch from its manufactured egg and finally rearing its head its eyes bright it realeyes the depravity this Fake President perpetrates and espouses day in and day out    

“Kathleen Sebelius violated the Hatch Act for endorsing a candidate during a speech at a Human Rights Campaign event. Sebelius said, ‘I clearly made a mistake. I was not intending to use an official capacity to do a political event.’”

she was not prosecuted likely because she had the balls to admitted she was wrong


yet the Faker unable to contain himself inveighs brays on a taxpayer-supported Twitter account against two female Democratic Senators  Elizabeth Warren and Kamala Harris


.@SenWarren, why are you supporting criminals moving weapons, drugs, and victims across our nation’s borders? You must not know what ICE really does. Here is a link to help you out: https://www.ice.gov/best 

@SenKamalaHarris, why are you supporting the animals of MS-13? You must not know what ICE really does. Here is a link to help you out: https://www.ice.gov/news/releases/ice-removes-salvadoran-ms-13-affiliate-irish-national-manslaughter-conviction 


HEEHAW HEEHAW in perfect pitch his ignorance truly knows no bounds


2021,  Monday,  2  7. 18
1217,  Twosday,  3  7. 18