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Family yaknow how it is

          she didnt answer him right off  like she had to chew on his premise he rather she chew on his penis
                                                                                                                             I do I do, but your family is . . is . how to say this kindly. . intense.

Perhaps you understand it as intense because I speak for it don pull punches an don make exceptions for them treat them as Id treat someone off the street
                                         Which doesnt mean I am not invested don have skin in the game I wont tolerate tripe

No . . you have a low tolerance for things that rub you wrong.
                                                                  So as you were saying, so I understand correctly, your nephew is upset because your niece, who just moved into her first house, has extended the entire family an invitation for future Thanksgivings.

Yes

Why would he be upset?

Hes been having Thanksgivings at his home for his immediate family parents his wifes parents  He feels shes stepping on his toes

Has he invited his aunts uncles and cousins before?

No

Yet your niece has extended it to everyone?

She entertained nearly thirty for dinner

You talk with your nephew?

No  He was at his Thanksgiving  I talked to his mothermy sister

Was she at your niece’s Thanksgiving?

She was

Ohmy.
       Tell me you were gentle, gentler, than . your . . normal mien.

I was
       I played stupid
                         Anya know how hard that is for me
 
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he was thinking about it
                        he couldnt rememberhe might have been mistaken  but he couldnt remember doing it he was more apt to roll his eyes straightup not averted left or right straightup how hed look if he thought a bird was sizing him up to shit on him
                    the telephone rang
Papa!
Hey baby  Look at you callin the right number
                                                it drove her nuts when she dialed his cell  he might not have it On

I’m getting better at it, when I’m distracted I screw up.

I suppose since you got me its my job now to distract youI LOVE YOU

she had the cutest little hehheh it came up from her toes
                                                           I LOVE YOU TOO.
How are you well

If I was independently wealt . .
. . Id be rich

Yes, you'd be rich, I’d share the spoils with you.  I am well, thank you.  You?

Ive been blessed not churchGawd blessed  with the fortune of good health

You’re funny, yes, you’ve been not churchy blessed, and I'm grateful we seem to share a like disposition . . except for my female problems.

Yes Im sorry to about that
                           A tichebit too much testosterone

Yup, on you, can’t pawn that off on Maw.

Nope  She was beautifully feminine  feline   a jungle cat

Yes, yes she was . . .


Yes
             Time for distraction
Yes.

Air quotes Do you use them an canya remember seeing me do them

You. No.
          I use them to exaggerate facetiousness . . Oh, what a air quotes brilliant idea.

Oh yare terrible

Terribly honesty, like someone we know; can’t leave it up to people who otherwise might think I thought their idea was brilliant.
         No . . you do the eye thing. Sis and I, Maw tipped us off, always watched your eyes, when wed call you out you tried to negate it with a slysmile and Bullshit.

Ya didnt buy it

Not in a long time.
                     Not air quotes, just sharp eye stabs blink and you miss it. Though I suppose if you’ve honed them why waste energy pulling your hands out of your pockets to make quotes; you conserve energy.

Okay Thats what I remember
                                 Thank you for the confirmation

Youbetcha. What brought that up?

Was talking with an acquaintanceyare not familiar with them  anthey said the best air quotes they ever saw was a woman she was a teacher who snapped her arms up from the elbow and hookedjabbed her fingers in the air like claws He said it was the grimmest thing he ever saw
                                                         I called them cruel quotes
Unable to leave well enough alone I embellished
                                                   Told him if I were ever to do quotes Id tie it up in a nifty redribboned exaggerated bundle have recorded fingernails scratching a chalkboard to my phone  theatrically set it down hit play hook the air with my fingers headheight an slowly drag them down near to my chest

Ouch, Papa.

Yah Definitely wouldnt wanna be on the receiving end of that
                                                                  But some real qualityhuh
Physical hyperbole.

Think Zeppelin would record it
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Danny Rodriguez   celebrity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd3aJS0zspw

Former   celebrity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=541Cg2Jnb8s

Dannys got real problems his president doesnt like people who were captured
                                                                                   an theres a phalanx of formers insurrectionists who were captured
he doesnt like ya very much

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