Yasee that
Huh
I asked if ya saw that Along the side of the road
Im driving Why would I see something along the side of
the road
Because yare drivingHow do ya drive tunnelvision Yareyes are
supposed to be constantly working sideview mirror rearview sideview sideview rearview Who the
fuck taught ya to drive I was taught correctly
Whoddafuck taught ya to drive
I dont remember They picked me up at our house
Ya didnt take Drivers Ed at high
school
No
No
No I told you they came by the house and picked me
up
I I dont know what to say Ya never saw the Drivers Ed films where they
sliced human brains like meatloaf showed dismembered bodies severed limbs inside
an outside of crashed cars a human head sitting perfectly upright on the side of a road looking like it was modeling to become a car
manufacturers hood ornament
Hood ornament
Cars used to sport fantastic hood
ornaments elongated standing still they inclined ya to think they
were speedingbuffeting blunt headwinds soaring in blue jet streams gave every indication of speed
No
Ya fuckin missed out
Ornamentshood ornaments Can say that I think I did
Yadid Some even looked like hoodmounted missiles an
ya couldnt help but imagine as ya gained on a car ahead of ya that ya were
going to close launch a rocket an blow it clearoff the roadMad Max style
Sounds violent
Car crashes are violent Ya never saw an educational car
crash filmJesus
Drivers Ed was always
the period before lunch Blood Bone
Brains Gore I ate my lunchbut a lot of
kids didnt I remember some kids fleeing
the room to vomit Drivers Ed room was located
inbetween the girls an boys bathrooms
Ya
could hear some kids vomiting through the walls
Boy
talk about missin out
Nope Can say I think I missed out
Ya wouldnt know
When
yave missed somethingyave missed it Like
just along the side the road An missing
it is not having the experience an not having the experience negates any
opinion ya might have about something yaknow nothing about
Thats
gotta make sense
I havent eaten monkeybrains like
in Indiana Jones but I can say I
wouldnt Therefore I have a plausible opinion
Plausible An ignorant
If I slipped cooked monkeybrains in with yar cherished rice pudding or
tapioca ya might enjoy em Thatd blow a
hole in yar opinion
Id know something was off
Ive seen ya gobble yar
dessert I don think ya would
An thats your opinion
An did you see that along the side of the road
I did not
Christ
What did you see
Along the side the roadtwice
now it appears as if someone has
mummified dead owls struck by night traffic
Theyre bound upright kinda like
the crosses people would leave at sites where loved ones died in car crashes In
Montana before a curvebefore a bridge someone erected seven whitepainted iron
crosses one on top of two on top of four
like a squatblanched Christmas tree
not that Indians celebrate Christmas
this was at the edge of an Indian reservation
Can you shutup
Excuse me
Youre babbling
Im tellin ya what Ive seen
Youve seen two bird mummies along
the side of the road
Yes Definitely
Unmistakable
Thats pushing the envelope
Yanot sufferin high school
Drivers Ed pushes an envelope Fuckin public education is eroding
Investing in American infrastructure is investing in its children talk about child abuse
Seems to me long ago a lot of old white men should have croaked sooner than they did theyve fucked this nation in the guts via Warhols
Flesh for Frankenstein
later they passed a third owl mummy and the driver saw it
later they passed a third owl mummy and the driver saw it
Mondays road trip
to San Francisco, 22 1. 18
1156, Saturday,
27 1. 18
Flesh for Frankenstein https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m40Bs7Ko5dw
Germanys Nu Pagadi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_Mo7cCo5S8
