it sounded like it began with a sigh Where’d you get that?

                                                     he flippedfingeredtickled the top page on the clipboard that was folded in half so it wasnt hanging off itbeyond the other empty pages typewritten pages detritus pages whose reverse sides read  This page is intentional left blank.

waste not want not

Where   I havent a clue

                         Picked it up somewherewas beggin to be utilised

Figure since its legal sized utilised   sounds better than  used

Befitting its stature

    Stature?

Used in legal briefs in court held in the hands of esquires

                                                            Dig     Stature

It’s a piece of paper.

It is

      But for tha matter some might consider The Constitution likewise The Bill of Rights The Declaration of Independence  Ya think on the reverse side of those documents  granted  parchment sheepskin not paper is written  This page is intentional left blank.

Jesus.

Inquiring minds want to know

                                  Thasaid he fingered the page  Whas it called

What’s what called?

This yellow lined paper

Really?

Know its called something

                              Not yellow lined paper

No.

Really?

Really

Really really?

Yah

    Called Legal Rule.

There ya go  Right

You’re a little too thrilled.

Youve no idea how long Ive been wondering Began when I pulled it out of a stack of waste paper Im recycling

Why didn’t you justnever mind, no, recycle all the pages you have?

Ive said

Said?

Waste not want not

                     Ditch the pages  Thenwha  Buy new paper to write on

Whos the asshole

Id be

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No sometimes the guy was wearisome

                                      I didnt say tha

You did.

Ill admit I stumbled over it but after a deepbreath writin seein it in my head  I pronounced it correctly Contemporaneously

                     Gimme a break    Seven syllables

You said it.

Cute

      I didnt  You did

You said and I quote  Contemporareanusly.    Anus.

                                                           You said anus.

Youre such a child

                      For one who will not commit anilingus youre allboutem

You said it.

Wha

     Arya gayyour gay not mine   obsolete  happy carefree

lookin a little steamed under the collar I’m not dignifying that with an answer.

Ya got no dignity diggin  your anus

                                         The words contemporaneously  asshole

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I thinkIve thought  I believe    I believe that  church  organized churchwhen I was young  caused me traumatic shock syndrome

she said  Traumatic shock . . . there’s no such thing.

Wha is there then

I think you mean post-traumatic stress syndrome.  P  T  S  D.

Is thawha its called

    Yes.  I think you knew that; or know that.

Maybe I do  Sounds familiar

Familiar?

Yah  Familiar

Church?

Yah  Church

How so?

Im fond I like to visitattend churches synagogues chapels monasteries convents   cathedrals

                                                                                                    Cathedrals are breathtakin 

But not during service

Not mass?

Amass

           Amassed people

No

I prefer their quiet penetrating solemnity

                                            Their walls wholly interiors steeped incoloured by thousandsanthousands tens of thousands freakinmillions  people  the attendant joys celebrations marriages baptisms BaranBat mitzvahs  funerals   sorrows troubles  confidences revealed  confessions

Memories

But not people

    Why?

P S T D

she didnt cover her mouth when she laughed he liked that about her P  T S  D.

Ya know wha I mean

Someone else might not.

Therestha

There is.

    Have oftenwondered if church conferred  introversion  on mebeat the hell out of savin my soul

smiled

        had a funny kind of smile between a broken grinnin jackolantern a spooncracked coloured Easter egg

     which made her laugh in spite of herself

Wha

Nothing. You tickle me you’re funny.

                                       Church. Not converting  But introverting.

Yah

        Somethinhuh

You’re something.

Somethin

          Good    Or bad

Baby . . . . you’re riddled through and through you’re good’s bad bad’s goo . .

. . But ya dig me

Ohyes.

           I dig you.

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Jewel  Who Will Save Your Soul  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wBDDAZkNtk

I think youre really gonna enjoy this  heldup the bottle by the neck

buddy looked at it with some trepidation wasnt a beer drinker

                                                                 You drink it warm? 

Isn’t beer supposed to be drank cold.

    Depends on the kind This is a stout a bourbon barrelaged stout

                                                                          Elevenpercent alcohol

Given tha I drink slowly if it began cold I keep my purchase at room temperature begin cold as it warms its flavours reveal

    Dragon’s Milk.

Yah

        I like to imagine myself at her scaly breasther warm breath caressingcoursing the furrow of my spine

Yeahwell . that’s . . . quite . . the imagination.

Im curious wha youll think

I don’t imagine . . me . . suckling.

Donknow till yave tried

                          Have a sip of mine Ya can decide if youd like warm or a cold one

he opted warm

holding up his bottle he said Na Zdrowie

Na Zdrowie. buddy went to tap the bottom of his bottle against his

                                                                         withdrew his  No no no no

Tap the necks

Why?

If celebratin enthusiastically crack the bottles too hard bottom falls out  lose its contents

Harder to brake a neck anifya do ya lose nothin

    A rookie mistake?

Yasaid it  Na Zdrowie 

Na Zdrowie.

Attaboy

 

 

the edibles they ingested kicked in atop the Dragons Milk

                                                              buddy feelin no pain  he said 

he replied Wha

Can you imagine?

I cant

         Danglin dinner

A little rude

If I were a chick No nibbles for youwho says tha

Younger guys I know.

I hope you correctem

How so?

Its called a cock Eat my cock danglin dinnerKahRist

I don’t kno . .

. . You do know

                 Cock shoudnt be euphemisedlast thing to be

    Although

 

Although?

Danglin Diner

What?

Yah

     Whawoudya have on the menu

What menu?

Ya dense

incredulous eyes damn near buggin that hes saying it

                                                  On the Danglin’ Diner’s menu?

Yah Off the top of my head Foreskin potatoes

OhChrist.

 

 

 

    later  buddy shakin his head no

Awcomon The new Bushian Axis of Evil   Drop North Korea got China Russia  US

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