--- Hopelessly endowed huh Thats a mouthful
--- Stop
--- Atll clear your throat
--- Stop
Could you please stop Puhlease
--- Bring tears to your eyes
he glared at her
Whos the comedian now I think I
like this funnyman stuff you always fallback behind
Making everything a joke
--- Because Id rather laugh than cry
--- I think Im finally catching a glimpse of
your reckoning
But that aside
and
back to our subject
You never did see who was talking
--- I didnt I went quickly to my pocket my pen pulled paper
I have folded in my book and scribbled it down not that I would forget who
could forget scribbled down the time to preserve it for the Ages
--- The Ages
Because the Ages cant afford not to remember that pearl of a notion
--- Where you going with that
--- Going
What are you talking about
--- I thought you were going somewhere The pearl bit
--- Pearl
--- My apologises Youre not a comedian
--- Youre coming out of left field
--- Ill cum out of any and in any field I feel
like
Pearl
necklace
You
teed it up and wandered away
--- Oh my God
No Im a comedian
Not
a pervert
--- Not perverted
Quit attractive I think if you
can manage it
I never could
Always freshwater pearls
Always a broach or a strand
The beginnings of a tiara
Heres mud in your eye
it was her turn to glare
Comon Its funny yah
--- Yah
--- Youre mocking me
--- Yah
--- Awright Enough
Back to the subject at hand
--- Really
--- Really
he
laughed
A little longer
Who pulled the bonerIs that a
banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
he smiled largely
--- Evidently youre proud of yourself
--- Cocks are funny ya gotta admit
--- If I admit it will you shaddup so we can
have a legit conversation about what you overheard
--- Yah I just dont think legit conversation
covers it
Nothing really legit Gossip
--- I dont think gossip is correct either
Its
just between you and I
--- True
But you know me First chance I get in conversation to whip it
out its out on the table possibly hanging off its lip
---
--- Awright
Ill stop
--- Thank you
--- Youre welcome
--- You really meander
--- Never go anywhere in a straight line
Youll get picked off
Never stop moving
Easy to hit a standing target
--- So you always say
--- I always do
--- But back to the subject at hand
he restrained himself
Looks like that hurts
--- A bit
But as you were saying
I think I think I can talk now
Just so reminiscent of my first
sex talk with my parents Their unyielding need for proper terminology as if it
were etiquette
Penis
Vagina
Really very serious stuff
Me stuffin my laughter
And then the stuff they left out Lies
by omission
Christ It was the Sixties Everywhere touting it a raging
Sexual Revolution
Not that it was
Conveniently
forgetting the Roaring Twenties Or
Europe Berlins Cabaret
Such children in America
--- It is a Christian Nation
--- Its religious to the hilt
And sooner or later I was going
to come face-to-face with all sorts of sexuality Youd think they would have better prepared me
if they were going to go by the textbook Be frank
--- To be fair
You
werent very old
--- I was old enough to have boners be aware of
breasts Lookin at Playboy
And my father was a boy once upon
a time
My mother a girl
Sorry Sexuality eventually dawns and if I came to
them to talk about it then the cock crowed if ya catch my drift
--- Caught
But back to our subject
--- Hopelessly endowed
Doesnt sound like a problem to me
That said Id never utter the words
Im amicably endowed
No complaints thus far
--- What do you mean thus far
--- You forgot to glare
--- Okay funnyman
--- Our funnymen have parried Where we going with this
--- I dont know
You
--- I wasnt going anywhere
Just
something I overheard and had to share
Play our game
Crow about
--- You certainly are
--- Yup
It belongs to the Ages
After we give it a little
traction outside our confines
Let it out of the box so to speak
he started humming riffs off
Dick in a Box
she said
I
think youll need a bigger box
(Genesis 1553,
Saturday, 26 3. 16)
1524, Twosday, 29 3.
16
0922, Day-between-Two-Ts, 30 3.
16
