not zero-sum rum

it irritated himirritated him enough that she showedup in his dreams though showingup showedup in the nicest vividway possible 

                    he believed she did because he defended her her sex from bigmouths pronouncement 

                                                                                                                Horseshit Ya really believe tha

 

Yeah I do, I stand by it.

Yare a horses ass

No, you, you’re the one with a big mouth . . what’s your estimate?

Farfar less than yours 

                         But before I say Im gonna turn your gun around 

he was surprised he could see his eyes through his bitter sneer 

                                                                   Go ahead, try . . won’t hold water.

Wha goes for women goes for men

That’s crap. I’m so sick an tired of you holding women above men . they’re not the superior sex . .

. . Head an shoulders man heads an shoulders Yare proving my point

I’m proving your point?

Have absolutely proved your pigdom all men to varying degrees Gawdknows your stocks ticked up appreciably

Fuck you.

           he was somewhat surprised he could still make out his eyes through his bitterbitter sneer

 

  If  if half female athletes are gay half male athletes are too

 

You’re so full of shit.

                      looked like he had a mouthful of shit

Still stand by your obscene guess

HALF.

Half of your male athletes fanboy  HALF 

it was weird to see her dressedup 

that afternoon they played Horse he managed to beat her 60/40 it irritated her

                                                                                     Howbout we play one-on-one?

Yare on 

she was as tall as he collegeaged   he had her easy by ten years

but she didnt have his hops

Care to return to Horse

NO.

You played well

You played better.

More experience

she laughed 

                  Riight.

she wore a kneelength diaphanous rosebudcoloured dress over a slip colour flattered her creamy tawny skin kicked her shoes off under the tablewalked the hall barefoot was very appealing

he bought her a mojito she wanted the mint muddled the bartender recommended against it she backed him downarticulated Please, I know what I want, I prefer it bitter. turning to him she concluded  Particularly after this afternoon.

Yare not going to stophuh

I don’t like to lose . particularly, particularly . . to a man.

                                                            What are you drinking?   

You opened the door they had Mount Gay Black Barrel Had him pour me a couple fingers straight

May I?

Help yourself

she sipped 

             he may have watched too keenly there was an erotic tick in his pants

Hmm peppery . . gingerbread, vanilla.

You make it look enticing

handing the glass back to him she touched the tip of her tongue to her upper lip

another tick

What’s going off in your head?

My head

Yes. she took him by the hand and lead him out onto a secluded balcony 

                                                                              Yes. You should tell me.

Confess

I’ve heard it’s good for the soul. 

                                 I’ve got a confession though too . . if you don’t mind, please, I’d like to say first.

Please

she set her mojito on the stone railing took his drink placed it beside hers

                                                                              You’re familiar . . to the victor . his or her spoils. 

Yes

she took his hand and slowlydeftly tucked it between her legs 

                                                                        I’m not wearing panties.

he gasped  Im having erotic tickings in my pants

Can I feel . .  it wasnt a question

they masturbated 

  wasnt a zero-sum match

dreamtime Thursday – ReggaeFriday,  7--8  7. 22

1506,  Saturday,  20  8. 22

Sweet guy

            he was at the delivery of his granddaughterhis daughter had chosen artificial insemination she said she wasnt going to endure the messysticky pickup after a failed male They’re fuckin’ children, never grew up.  and since hed been over the moon to help raise his granddaughter 

                                                           I didn’t have this time with my girls, so, retired, I can enjoy my granddaughter, she’s given me a new lease on life.

he understood his brother he had had a cancer scare but it seemed he was being able to leave it in the rearview although there were doctor appointments to keep and eyeballs peeled KNOCK ON WOOD he rapped on his skull  he didnt know what that was like

 

. . . a new lease on life.

Innarestin he didnt like the idea of renting of being let     

                                                       Thas quite a bargain bro

It is, it is marvelous. I can’t help but wonder how things might have been if I had this kind of time with my own girls.

It makes me a little blue to think about it.

Time  Opportunity   Unfortunately no redos Id take the fortune you have now and run with it like a motherfuc . .

. . Ssh, baby might be around.

Fucker 

        Shes not a year She doesnt understand English

No, but she’s walkingmight sneak up on us and have secret powers we’re unaware of.   he winked

he winked back Given DNA coming down from you  very unlikely 

STOP.

they laughed

My daughter’s extraordinary.

Our daughters are extraordinary 

                                   Thasaid  might really be unlikely our DNA was a determinant factor

Yeah. Right.

  Yah 

       Broke the mold when we were born Gotta be grateful we got out before it was

they mused  laughed again harder

Youre a sweet guy Im terribly happy you have a new lease on life

nodding eyes filling with tears Me too, me too.

he hugged him and kissed him 

                                    STOP  youll get me started

1726,  Monday,  15  8. 22

1018,  Saturday,  20  8. 22  Happy Birthday Lulu

Cameron Diazpretty sure her name ends with a z  Shes an acronym

She’s an acronym?   What the hell are you talking about?

You brought her up

Up? I asked you what you thought of her.

What do I think of acronyms

It’s her name, a name's not an acronym.

Not two days ago ya sprung L K I T on me in a text an I wrote back No I aint playin

                                                                                        An acronym

I was trying to bait you.

You know me better than that 

                                Yawere tryin to be clever an tha don work for you

Ouch. he feigned injury

                         How do you really feel?

Lord knows I try.

Then say it don make up an abbreviation  

                                            Your life gets abbreviated youd be pissedYES  I said a word tha disgusts me

Im puttinup a flare got it  just say whaya mean spell it out don need to be a mystic when were trying to communicate

That’s rich coming out of your mouth.

Pray tell

I try to hang onto to what you’re saying and I get lost, can’t keep up.

Then you say you cant an I repeat

It’s embarrassing that I can’t keep up with your flights.

Yasay you arent an I repeat

It’s not like I’m a child I have a hard time keeping up, I mean . . you rock the boat violently and I get knocked overboard.

 

An yasay an I repeat

                       Were good  Im patient  Its rare ya irritate me

Cameron Diaz Bringin you backround

Awright. 

          How is her name an acronym?

Lemme stop ya more likelylemme correct you 

                                                 When I say that I don mean C A M E R O N each letter meaning something like your ridiculous L K I T which henceforth Im lettin govanquishing from my memory banks  only got limited space

You don’t think it’s clever? trying his best to look butthurt

You don think its clever just tryin out your shorthand 

                                                         Camerons a letter Diaz a letter  not payin no mind to acronyms no mind to Ms Diaz

You don’t think of her?

She think of me

You’re not a celebrity.

Celebrities arent celebrities theyre just people  I don feel the thrall 

                                                                     Youll note I didnt say enthralledwhich youd take to mean I meant you were enthralled . .

. . I’m not.

As I said

Man, how your brain works blows my mind.

Ill take that as a compliment.

420preferred,  Thursday,  18  8. 22

1148,  ReggaeFriday,  19  8. 22