he went into the house to washup after handling a threefoot king snake that had the misfortune of aimlesslyslithering out into the sun from under brush  plants   surrounding the swimming pool

    he on the other hand  wouldnt have molested them  him she

                                                                                       he was getting good at pronouns

simple matter of respect

My name is

hed ask Whas your name

theyd say

he didnt budge off wha they called themselves

                                                 unlike him   washingup in the house

he had to provide nicknames shortcuts

                                          a namer  perhaps what humans did best

he took another beer from the red Igloo cooler under the picnic table

                                                                        Modelo Especial

he preferred Negra

beggars cant be choosers

 

There, that’s better, I can’t smell the musk. You?

No

            Should have left them be

shrugged  I didn’t hurt it.

Likely frightened them   Impeded them

    Them?

Snakes not an it

                    You an it

Methinks not

Seattle did you no favors.

Favors  Yes

                However you ignoreem

Might suppose Im back in white mans world

    Seattle did you no favors.

he disliked using it Whaever

Right.

           Whatever.

 

So why doncha conclude your opinion on alien abduction the snake interrupted us

                                                                                                            he thought he was being awfully blatant

I think those who contend they were . . . are . troubled . . confused.

    Why

Aliens?  Creatures from outer space.

                                         Come on, man.  You buy into that load of crap?

Some instances have been very compelling

    Compelling?

                         Really?

Sure  As sure as Im sitting here

                                       I got me prima fascie evidence

As a matter of fact  You do too

Always man, always coming at me out of left field out of the blue.

No  Not really

    Awright.  I’ll bite.

                           What evidence?

Yakiddin me

Kidding you?

                You wanna open your trap and just say?  Put me out of my fuckin misery.

You wanna think

                         Alien 

Alien.

         What are you twistingcontorting on about?

Youre the alien

Me?

You

    Fuck man.  Get it off your chest.

Simple

         To the king snake you were an alienthey they have no experienceidea of you  unlike you of they

Therefore

            You snatchin it off the grounduntethering them from their reality   An abduction

 

You’re so full of shi . .

. . Something enormous alien  grabbed you up took you from your grounding  realm

                                                                                            Tha woudnt be an abduction

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