he woke from a nap and found
himself feeling very clever
rather
clever-he sat across from him
peering into his face You awake now?
What are you looking at
You. I was wondering when you
were going to wakeup, you rarely take naps, why? are you tired?
Maybe I was anticipating you
Not you, nope, we know that
doesn’t work for youwe all know that doesn’t work for you.
You cant speak for we you can
speak only for yourself
Be that way. I’m just say .
.
.
. Saying for yourself
Very well. You anticipate
nothing. You’re hard-wired. The only times I’ve ever seen you near the edge, when
you’re receptive, is when you’re stoned; then we catch you at the keyhole.
he
sighed Then you catch me at the keyhole
Then, I do.
Whas up clever boy
You recognise me?
Like a toothache
That’s not nice.
Dont feign being nice I can speak
for all of us We are not nice
We, since you brought it up,
could work on that.
We arent
You finally get your own ship
you can treat your relationships in any manner you want
Because I wont be
around
I thought you were a romantic.
Im romantic when romantic serves
a purpose Romantic is not a mindset
Which you know Stop trying to be
clever
Ah, but I am clever-you.
Clever-me wha got into you today that youre waiting
around for me to wake
Yes. Thank you for asking. First though, when are you going to get your hair cut?
When I want
Clever-he rubbed his toe in the
carpet
Yauwanna talk for we again
I think I should.
When you get your own ship
You’re brusque.
No news flash
Next on your
agenda I hope humours attached Clever
You don’t think I’m not inspired
by humour?
Usually you are I hoping you ar . .
. . I am.
Would you like to hear?
Sure I think my nap might have been foreplay
Foreplay?
I was trying to be clever
Please. Leave clever to me.
Ouch
Okay Not sympathetic lets have it
I’m not sympathetic-you, sympathetic-you, compassionate-you, is hard won; they’re usually in back playing
darts, pool, enjoying each other’s company knowing they’re pretty much to do as
they want as they’re seldom summonsed.
Smart lads or ladies if I wish
Yes. You do keep us on our toes.
Boring otherwise
Captain, O My Captain.
Whitman should have embraced his
sexuality Hed have been better off Or maybe we would have lost a good portion of
his genius Hard to say
Yes, but let’s talk about you.
Okay cleverly
Whaya got
I notice when you conclude a
letter, whether family or friends, to family you’ll write buzies, Love and
buzies; however to friends you write Love and kisses . . and writing kisses
perturbs you.
The friends arent Polish Buzies wouldnt trigger kisses in their min .
.
. . Yes! My point.
Very enthusiastic Im listening
Would you consider Love, and get
this, kisses, though spelt k-i-s-a-s-s-e-s? Kisasses. Implied, however, is . . do I need to say?
Please Its yours
I like . .
.
. It implies Kiss my ass! Which you don’t do, yet also implies that they do.
It do Ill adopt it
Together
Yes, please . . .
You'reI’m so clever!
Thats why you earn the big bucks
I’m billing you the time I was
waiting around while you napped.
Ill destroy the invoice Payables wont see it
Drat!
Clever-me remember
When you
have your own ship
1012, Sunday,
14 4. 20
1410, Day-between-Two-Ts, 16 9.
20